IC: At Kaltrekas orders I told them "Allow me to play back the recorded meeting I had with Stanley in private." The audio turned on as the whole meeing about the insect that infected Stanley was heard throughout me. When it was over I explained to them "He should still have a third shape but he has yet to reveal it. The insects effects should ware off at some point but I'm not sure how long."
OOC: I'm to lazy to get into details about the insect again so I took the easy way out.
(Lazy bones... I know at least ONE part of your... "anatomy" that isn't lazy. )
I listened closely to what the Lexx said. "Thank you, Lexx. If there's anything you need to do, go ahead while we're busy; just please keep this area closed off."
I turned to Kai and said, "We need a way to keep him in this shape. We can't afford to have him go back to theifrst; who knows what'll happen if he takes his third shape."
OOC: Yeah it's my mouth. People I know say I talk to much most of the time.
IC: I listened in on them and slowly worked up the courage to talk "Um excuse me? I uh dont mean to interrupt but I just want to make sure you guys dont plan to inflict any bodily harm to myself?" They turned to me startled which caused me to jump back a few steps as I watched for what they would do...
OOC: Shila, I have what seems like a million and one quotes and mottos stored in this triva-center excuse for a mind. Sometimes I just can't decide which one is the best.
IC: "I still have no idea how to keep Stanley from changing shape. From what Lexx told us, it seems that even the removal of the insect would not stop what has already started. Whatever happens, I'll do my best to keep everyone from harm." ( Famous last words.... )
OOC: Ok I'm impatient so here comes the third form. He'll change back and forth between the three untill I decide to end the plot line.(as thin as it is)lol
IC: Standing back away from them I began to tell them "Uh excuse me? I hate to bother you all but it seems that I can feel myself changing again and... AH!" I fell to the floor in pain as the sensation began to fill my body again. This had to be the third shape or it wouldn't hurt so much again. Curling up into a ball, I hide myself from the others view as the changes finished themselfs finally. Looking at my hands, I was surprised to see that they were human again. Standing up I glanced at a mirror to see a human face looking back at me. Only this face was younger then the old Stanley face and much more handsome. Opening my jumpsuit, I saw the muscles from my chest rippling. Bless that insect because now I was actualy sexy looking! I turn to the others who stair at me in disbelief. "It would appear that the insect turned me into a younger, sexier looking version of myself." I told them as I began to flew my muscles infront of the mirror in an arrogant way.
OOC: Yeah I know. But it was either this or actualy turn him into Woody Allen himself!
I looked at him, confused and suprised. I hid behind Kai - the last time someone had changed shape like that, it had been a machine's fault. And I'd almost been killed...
IC: Kai turned his head when he heard Kaltreka behind him. "It's OK," he responded. "I'm dead. It doesn't hurt." After some thought, he added, "I really should keep the use of my arms, though. However, you can grasp me around the waist if it helps."
OOC: See, Renegade? Stanley isn't the only sneaky one around here!
Kaltreka placed her arms around Kai's waist. Her touch so close to that area that gave him new life was heaven to Kai. He took in a breath of air, which he rarely did otherwise. It was a shame that he hadn't been able to feel these sensations for two thousand years.
OOC: hehe! I wonder how far this is going to go before the others post....
IC: Kaltreka leaned further into Kai's back. The feeling of her breasts against him was enough to cause an erection to form in Kai's suit. Kai began to forget everyone else in the room. He was alone with the one bringing these feelings to him....
I looked up at him, realizing then that his reaction had been an accident and he didn't mean to hurt me. I pushed the memories out of my mind and shook my head, stepping closer again...
Now this was an unexpected turn of events. First Stanley had become gorgeous and now Kai's getting twitches. I decided to sit back and watch.
Stanley was busy admiring himself. It was such a shame, now that he was do-able, even my libido knew it was because of the parisite. Some days, you just can't win for losing.
I looked at Xev and noticed a tiny smile playing along the corners of her mouth. I wondered what she thought was so funny, but then followed her gaze to Stan and hid behind Kai again, once again enacting deathgrip on his waist...
IC: Looking at Xen and Kaltreka I grin and walk towards them. When I get close to them I open up my jumpsuit to reveal my chest and tell them in a fabio type voice "Tell me the truth ladys: Do I make you horny, or do I make you realy horny?" I then take off the top part of my jumpsuit so that I'm now shirtless...
OOC: Yeah, I've changed my signature yet again (You should get a kick out of this one, Shila)
IC: Kaltreka said nothing, simply shook her head and brought Kai's attention back to Stanley. Turning around, Kai once again felt Kaltreka's smooth arms embrace him from behind, making him ignorant of the rest of the world once more.
Trying hard to hide my smirk, I shook my head, "Sorry Stanley, Lexx told us the wasn't permanent. Any minute now you could turn into one of those other creatures or who knows what else. Could you imagine that? Halfway through sex and he transforms. That would enough to even make me celibate." I couldn't help but wrinkle my nose.