Lexx

[Renegade]

Stanley Tweedle

OOC: Shila's idea gave me an idea for what he shall become. Basicly he will be able to change his height dramaticly from a small 3 foot creature that can kick everyones ass to a tall 8 foot creature thats a wimp. Here's what they look like:

Small Shape: 3 feet tall. bald. green lizard like skin. human in body appearance with tough voice.

Big Shape: 8 feet tall. Looks like Swamp Thing but with skin instead of leaves and grass on his body. Talks like Woody Allen.

He has a third shape but I'll leave that as a surprise for now.

Oh for some reason Stans clothes always change to whatever size the form he is in is.

IC: Slowly I awaken on the floor and look around the room once more. Standing up, I head to the mirror to see myself as what I have become. Walking up to the mirror, I am reluctant to look but know I have to. Opening my eyes I see... myself? I was still the same!

I sigh and say out loud "Well that's sure a reli... ah shit!" I grab my stomach in pain as I fall over and feel myself change in size as my skin on my hands begin to turn greenish and my body shrinks down.

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Once the pain is over I jump back to my feet with ease and yell out "WHAT A RUSH!"

Jumping around the room I start to plan my next move "Ok so those assholes think they can have all the fun and leave old Stan here out to dry? Oh hell no!"

I grab a metal pipe then head for the door and tell Lexx "Ok Lexx, let me out."

Lexx tells me "You gave me direct instructions to keep you inside untill your changes are over Stan."

Now I was starting to get pissed "Listen you piece of shit! I'm the captain of this ship and I'm ordering you to let me out NOW! Do you got that?!"

Lexx waited for a moment then complied "As you command Stan." The doors swung open as I left in search of some challenges...

 

[Silverlily]

OCC: Oh thanks for the nightmares, Renegade.

IC: As my eyes began to close, I thought I heard something in the hallway. Sitting up I called, "Who's there? Stanley? This isn't funny!"

 

[Renegade]

Stanley Tweedle

OOC: Yeah Woody Allen is pretty creepy.

IC: I stomped down the hallway when I heard a voice call out "Who's there? Stanley? This isn't funny!" It was that stuck up bitch Xev and she was probably having another wet dream about that limp dicked jerk Kai after Stanley gave her the best sex of her life! I'll teach her to screw around with his video!

Running down the hall, I see them stepping outside of the room when she turns to see me. When she sees me she screams out in surprise yells "What the hell are you and where is Stanley?" Running to her I yell out "I am Stanley now!" as I jump into the air and uppercut her in the jaw which sends her flying back from the punch and into a wall(hey the guy's strong).

Standing over her I ask in a cocky voice "So who's the man now huh bitch?" When she looks up I see the fire in her eyes and know this could be a good fight.

OOC: As you might have noticed the creatures refer to Stan as someone else other then themselfs. I have a reason for this that might be further explored depending on how the situation unfolds from here on out.

 

[Silverlily]

Xev

The uppercut from that little green fuck was enough to bring out the cluster lizard in me. Snarling, I brought my foot up and kicked it in the chin. While it was still off balance, I charged it, burying my shoulder into it's torso, knocking it back.

"Kai!" I screamed, "something's happened to Stanley! Kai!"

There was no time to wait for reinforcements, that green nasty was back on its feet and coming at me again. I wasn't going to give it a second chance to kill me.

 

[Renegade]

Stanley Tweedle

Charging at her I jump at her with another punch but am cought in the air with a kick to the stomach that sends me back.

When I get to my feet I tell her "That's not going to stop me! My skin is stronger then any humans and cannot be penetrated easily!"

I jump back at her and when she goes for another kick I grab onto the foot and flip her over onto her back. Sitting on her back I prepare to snap her neck when she grabs 790 and smacks me in the head with him, knocking me out for now from the impact...

 

[PrimordialLoner]

Kai, last of the Brunnen-G

"Kai!" Xev screamed down the hall. Damn it, Kai was in a very delicate situation. He didn't know which needed his attention more. "Something's happened to Stanley! Kai!" Xev continuted to shout.

"Something's wrong. I must leave for now," Kai told Kaltreka. He raced out of the room toward the sound of Xev's voice.

The hall was quiet when Kai reached Xev. She was panting and sweating, and lying on the floor. Kai had to admit to himself that she looked very attractive with her damp hair and moist lips.

Kai's attention was quickly drawn to the motionless shape a few yards from Xev. Kai picked it up by its shoulder with one arm. "What is this ... item?" he asked.

 

[Renegade]

Stanley Tweedle

IC: "What is this ... item?" was all I could hear as I slowly awakened to see Kai looking at me. Now it was time to rumble!

"This 'item' is your worst nightmare you limp dicked bastard!" was my only response as I kicked Kai in the face with both of my feet then landed on the floor as he flew back from the impact. Kai quickly shot his brace at me but the thing couldn't pierce my skin.

I began to mock them "Now the two of you are going to pay for all the pain you've caused Stanley! First I'm going to rip off your...ah shit!" I grabed my stomach and fell to the floor again as I felt my body begin to change once more.

Only this time felt I was actualy becoming taller before I passed out again...

OOC: Yep he's turning into the wimpy big guy now. He'll change back and forth for now between the two forms but the third one is the one that will be more permanent untill the parasite wears off.

 

[Silverlily]

Xev

This was too much, could this thing be Stanely? Wincing, I got up and stood over by Kai, strength in numbers right, and waited to see what was happening.

What ever it was, it was stretching, growing taller. As disgusting as it was to watch, I couldn't tear my eyes away.

 

[PrimordialLoner]

Kai, last of the Brunnen-G

Kai raised his brace. Whatever the next thing coming was, lowering his guard was not an option to consider.

 

[Always]

Kaltreka

I heard the screams and knew something was wrong. I pulled my pair of scimitars out of my little belt pouch (pouches o' holdin.... gotta love 'em!) and raced out the door. I ran down the hall in time to see a little green thing grow and reshape itself...

I leaped over Xev and landed next to the wierd creature. I held one of my blades to its throat...

(elven warrioress... love those too! )

 

[PrimordialLoner]

Kai, last of the Brunnen-G

This was very strange.... Kai had just left Kaltreka in the middle of an emotional breakdown ... and here she was now ready to slice and dice Stanley!

 

[Always]

Kaltreka

I twisted the blade and sliced a tiny hole in his right hand. I then called the power of the Lexx and sucked it in. "Lexx... hold him till he changes back!" I said.

"As you command, Kal..."

(don't hurt me now... I'll give it back.)

The doors of the Lexx closed around us...

"This way he can't get out..." I explained to the furious people staring at me.

 

[PrimordialLoner]

Kai, last of the Brunnen-G

OOC: Hey, I thought that could only be passed voluntarily ... but I'm not gonna bitch about it. Makes for interesting plot twist!

IC: Kai was having very conflicting feelings. He had felt sympathy for Kaltreka and was beginning to put his trust in her a little while ago. Now, she had essentially stolen the Lexx and held them captive in a room with a very aggressive and dangerous version of Stanley Tweedle. It had managed to keep the little bastard in the same room, however.... He wasn't sure whether to thank her or attack her.

 

[Renegade]

Stanley Tweedle

OOC: Remember now he's in his tall but wimpy form. Also his voice sounds like Woody Allen.

IC: I looked at the humans who were getting ready to attack me then at the doors seeing that I was locked inside. Putting my hands up I began "Oh please don't hurt me. There's no reason to be so hostile. I'm just a punk ass alien!"

They looked at each other in confusion when I noticed the blood trailing from my hand. "Is... is that my blood? It is my blood! Ahh!" I ran around the room screaming like a little girl and holding my hand when I ran smacked into a wall and passed out on the floor again...

 

[Always]

"Is there a way we can keep him like this?" I ask. Kai's face was a conflict in emotions (and to think... he wouldn't have had this problem before!)as I looked down at the now-unconscious Stan.

(Stan isn't Stan. The command of the Lexx senses danger to itself, so it flees from the sickened body.)

 

[PrimordialLoner]

Kai, last of the Brunnen-G

OOC: I guess that makes sense, Shila... I think....

IC: "You mean can we keep him a self-fearing twerp?" Kai asked. "I haven't a clue."

 

[Always]

"Can we try?"

 

[PrimordialLoner]

Kai, last of the Brunnen-G

"As long as you have an idea, and as long as it doesn't kill anyone, sure."

 

[Always]

I tried to heal him, but it wasn't working.

I had an idea, but I didn't thinkthe lizard-girl wouls like it...

"Kai...Tell her to... to..." I motioned towards the wussyass whatever the hell Stanley had become.

 

[PrimordialLoner]

Kai, last of the Brunnen-G

"To... um... 'ride the one-eyed-monster?'"

 

[Always]

I'd never heard the phrase before, but I figured it was right. I nodded."

 

[PrimordialLoner]

Kai, last of the Brunnen-G

OOC: lol. I'm mixing my cliches (on purpose, though).

IC: Kai turned to Xev, but avoided eye contact. "Um, Xev, Kaltreka has a suggestion...." Kai said. If he wasn't dead, his cheeks would have been pretty damned flushed at this point.

"Well, what is it?" Xev asked.

Kai walked up next to her. "She says that it might help if you..." Kai began whispering in Xev's ear. Her eyes slowly widened.

 

[Silverlily]

Xev

While I appreciated Kai's tactful approach, my answer was the same. "No, absolutely not! I didn't want to sleep with Stanley when he was normal, I'm sure as hell not having sex with him now. If that's what it's going to take to cure him, he can either stay that way or she can do it."

Thank god I had broken out of the Lusticon before it had ingrained the sex on demand mentality. I had sex when I wanted it.

 

[PrimordialLoner]

Kai, last of the Brunnen-G

Kai translated to Kaltreka: "She says 'No.' If Stanley is to be healed in that manner, she says that she's not the one to do it." He decided against *specifically* mentioning Xev's countersuggestion.

 

[Renegade]

Stanley Tweedle

My eyes slowly open up to see the three talking about me in what appears to be a heated conversation. I stay down with my eyes closed to try to make them think I'm still knocked out. On the bright side I had a good view up Xevs skirt.