"Mother fucking stupid ass cunt (or bitch)" is a favorite of mine for guys who do stupid stuff. I'm better with women and drivers... it's usually 'bitch' with a colorful adjective or two before it.
Works for me!
Didn't you see earlier? Men aren't allowed to drive her car.Let him drive you give head. Simple
100% agreedThat he's a lucky bastard and we are all jealous? Sorry, but I will ALWAYS have that opinion of him.
Sure, but you guys have no idea how much of a mess I can be. I mean, I don't usually make it on here when I'm down, or when I'm hyperactive. So, you all don't see how bad the ups and downs can be. And it was worse back when I drank. And he forgave me cheating before we got married (accepted a lot of shit, really... the period when we were apart was when I worked at a (legal) Nevada brothel... so imagine getting back with your ex and she told you that she had been a literal (legal) whore during the breakup... sure, we were apart 18 months, so it was a long breakup, but still...)
I love doing that on long trips. It makes a boring ride really fun.I can tell you've never given road head before.
Every person has dark holes in their lives. And yes, we rarely glimpse those because you don't have to share them. But knowing you have them definitely makes you more real and that is just as attractive.
^5 could not have said it better.Every person has dark holes in their lives. And yes, we rarely glimpse those because you don't have to share them. But knowing you have them definitely makes you more real and that is just as attractive.
Plus, we learn all about your husband and he clearly sees the positives outweigh any negatives that you clearly see, so it's easy for us to do the same.
We are always our own worst critics, true or not. We all adore you and we've got your back. Plus, I can't see us NOT desiring you, regardless.
Thank you!Every person has dark holes in their lives. And yes, we rarely glimpse those because you don't have to share them. But knowing you have them definitely makes you more real and that is just as attractive.
Plus, we learn all about your husband and he clearly sees the positives outweigh any negatives that you clearly see, so it's easy for us to do the same.
We are always our own worst critics, true or not. We all adore you and we've got your back. Plus, I can't see us NOT desiring you, regardless.
You'd be the hottest guy I know.Thank you!
I looked at some funny pics and some hot pics of women, and I l'm feeling better now... Oh crap... Now people are really going to think I'm a guy.
Thank you.
I'm far too practical for my own good, does no one else close their eyes when they cum?I love doing that on long trips. It makes a boring ride really fun.
Hubby has always pulled off the road when he's close. With other guys, I think they all kept driving. And I couldn't tell you about their eyes. It's not a position conducive to maintaining eye contact.
My eyes are usually closed when they cum. Oh wait... you mean the guy? Usually, I make them pull over when they're about to cum, but sometimes there wasn't enough time. I'm still here, so all is good.
Depends on where the target is for me.
There's a definite distinction there, the guy are/were probably fulfilling a fantasy and came quite quickly, whereas I imagine your husband gets one of those long and slow sustained ones where he absolutely needs to pull in when he has an orgasmHubby has always pulled off the road when he's close. With other guys, I think they all kept driving. And I couldn't tell you about their eyes. It's not a position conducive to maintaining eye contact.
While it's in my head, who usually makes the suggestion? You or the guyMy eyes are usually closed when they cum. Oh wait... you mean the guy? Usually, I make them pull over when they're about to cum, but sometimes there wasn't enough time. I'm still here, so all is good.
You pretty much nailed it. My other experiences with road head were hookups who asked if I would (their fantasy) or guys driving me someplace.
If it's a guy that I have already done that to and knows I don't want him to cum while he's still driving, he usually tells me to stop until he pulls over. But if it's the first time I'm doing that to a dude while he's driving, I can tell when he's getting close, so I tell him to pull over if he want to cum.
Have you done that with your girlfriend(s) in the backseat?
Bossy and sexy while servicing a cock. Damn, you just keep upping the bar.
Needing to win while giving a blowjob, everyone is a winnerYou pretty much nailed it. My other experiences with road head were hookups who asked if I would (their fantasy) or guys driving me someplace.
And you are right, Hubby needs to pull over. Although, there have been a few quicky ones too, depending on the situation. Like once when he didn't think I could finish before we reached the restaurant... He was wrong. We were still a couple blocks away when he had to pull into a parking lot.
I will neither admit nor deny that I may or may not have engaged in a blowjob contest or two my first couple of years at college...
