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[pensivepoet]

But what will I be getting for my money?

I'm very particular, you know. I have eclectic tastes, a desire for the finer things in life. After all, there are *thousands* of men here, and many beautiful women as well.

What do *you* bring to the table besides your cheap Hallmark holiday card and a witty tongue?

Speaking of, how talented is that tongue?

What it lacks in talent, it makes up for with effort and perseverance.
And I'm very "pliable"
Also, why are my nipples getting hard?

 

[AKentuckyLady]

What it lacks in talent, it makes up for with effort and perseverance.
And I'm very "pliable"

Hmm, at this point I think I'm leaning towards EquinoxRising. I happen to love her phone number. And she appreciates my jokes. I think Christophe's brother, Gerard, would be happy to make her acquaintance.

I prefer my men *stiff*. I'm afraid this may not work out.

 

[pensivepoet]

This is reminding me of the time I tried to swim across the lake, then remembered I couldn't swim.

 

[AKentuckyLady]

Out of your depth? *laughs wickedly*

Ah, it would take a better man than you to keep up with me. But at least we kept your thread high on the list, take some consolation in that

 

[pensivepoet]

Out of your depth? *laughs wickedly*

Ah, it would take a better man than you to keep up with me. But at least we kept your thread high on the list, take some consolation in that

*smiles, tips hat, moves on*

 

[EquinoxRising]

Damn work took me away for a while and now I've lost Poet's heart.

 

[sht4brains]

So sorry, in May I'm in Monte Carlo. Christophe is always good for a broken heart and a *filling* diversion.

HA LMAO

 

[pensivepoet]

Damn work took me away for a while and now I've lost Poet's heart.

I thought you went to Monte Carlo with kyLady and Chris.
You mean she lied to me?
Figures!

 

[AKentuckyLady]

I thought you went to Monte Carlo with kyLady and Chris.
You mean she lied to me?
Figures!

Of course I didn't lie. I think she finds you sweet, charming and sexy. You should grab her while you can

 

[EquinoxRising]

 

[pensivepoet]

Of course I didn't lie. I think she finds you sweet, charming and sexy. You should grab her while you can

There's no islands in South Dakota. Only a palace made of corn.

 

[AKentuckyLady]

There's no islands in South Dakota. Only a palace made of corn.

There's no islands in the middle of Kentucky either. Just a hovel made of old busted-up bourbon barrels with a banjo player sitting on the rickety porch.

 

[EquinoxRising]

There's no islands in South Dakota. Only a palace made of corn.

And once you enter the corn you shall never leave!

 

[pensivepoet]

And once you enter the corn you shall never leave!

Lol
Been there
When I was a kid my dad took me there. I just stared at him and thought, for real? You thought I'd find this fun?

 

[pensivepoet]

There's no islands in the middle of Kentucky either. Just a hovel made of old busted-up bourbon barrels with a banjo player sitting on the rickety porch.

Bardstown is an island unto itself.
*hic*
As a matter of fact, I'll be there tomorrow.

 

[AKentuckyLady]

Bardstown is an island unto itself.
*hic*

Pfft. Been there, not impressed. It's too far from everything and too small to amount to much.

 

[pensivepoet]

Pfft. Been there, not impressed. It's too far from everything and too small to amount to much.

Oh, a Hazard girl. Woohoo!

 

[AKentuckyLady]

Oh, a Hazard girl. Woohoo!

Oh good grief, no. That's practically hillbilly country. I'll stay in the center of the state

 

[EquinoxRising]

Lol
Been there
When I was a kid my dad took me there. I just stared at him and thought, for real? You thought I'd find this fun?

Dads are stoopid.

Moms are kinky. And afraid of spiders.

 

[pensivepoet]

Oh good grief, no. That's practically hillbilly country. I'll stay in the center of the state

Hmm...we're narrowing it down.
E'town or maybe London

 

[pensivepoet]

Dads are stoopid.

Moms are kinky. And afraid of spiders.

Well, he did take me on the ten dollar mt rushmore helicopter ride so that was kind of cool.
Deadwood, not so much.

 

[AKentuckyLady]

Hmm...we're narrowing it down.
E'town or maybe London

No, a little farther north.

 

[sks43]

Aww, I took too long trying to get the money together. guess I better bump my own sugar daddy thread.

But I think AKentuckyLady stole the show in here!

 

[pensivepoet]

Aww, I took too long trying to get the money together. guess I better bump my own sugar daddy thread.

But I think AKentuckyLady stole the show in here!

Yeah, pretty much
She scared all the timid customers away.

 

[AKentuckyLady]

Yeah, pretty much
She scared all the timid customers away.

Giving you a little bump this morning as an apology. I haven't had as much fun in weeks though, so I can't be too sorry.

As you can see from my post count, I don't post much as so many of the threads here skip all the fun stuff and go straight to the point. I happen to love foreplay, and teasing is a big part of that. So, you tickled me

Now, off to Brazil. Rodrigo has offered me the use of his yacht as I start writing my next Lit story submission, and ya'll are too distracting for me to concentrate.