clutching_calliope
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SennaJawa said:
boolean friendship
sometimes it's money AND friendship
but sometimes it's EITHER ... OR ...
now money is your friend
i understand

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SennaJawa said:
boolean friendship
sometimes it's money AND friendship
but sometimes it's EITHER ... OR ...
now money is your friend
i understand
vampiredust said:Haven't had any sleep for the last 36 hours or so
somebody slap me with a wet fish
DeepAsleep said:For those of you tuned into the poetry scene on a national level (and, you know, those of you who follow the slam scene), you may understand the good fortune I have unimagineably been graced with in having the very great pleasure of making the acquaintance of a poet who goes by the handle Katie F-S.
She's a boatload of fun, and an incredible writer and artist. Yay, and whatnot.
I may be embarking on a sort of different adventure that will be taking me first to Connecticut, and then to points unknown as part of a theatre tech group, doing freelance work with my girlfriend. It's a little dream we're building and it seems like it would be THE MOST fun. From a practical standpoint, it seems doable, but some things are still up in the air. I've got some ants in my pants, lately, and being rooted doesn't have the appeal it used to. I'm 25 and I have no responsibilities beyond a modest car payment. Enjoying this state of affairs seems like a viable course of action.
Other news of the weird:
Shaved Katie's hair into a mohawk on the third day of our acquaintance.
Performed an open mic poem about an old job at a porn store - in my underwear, in front of about 150 people...Struggled with the idea of giving my own standing ovation, but decided that the 'bit of brain' peeking out the bottom of my boxers was probably sufficient to qualify for shock value.
Nabbed a thirty minute feature slot @ a regional venue, in which I:
humped an audience member at random.
offended horribly a local, nationally published poet.
was unofficially crowned the spelling bee champion of Nambia.
It's been an awesome couple of months.
Yay, me.
~Ross
DeepAsleep said:For those of you tuned into the poetry scene on a national level (and, you know, those of you who follow the slam scene), you may understand the good fortune I have unimagineably been graced with in having the very great pleasure of making the acquaintance of a poet who goes by the handle Katie F-S.
She's a boatload of fun, and an incredible writer and artist. Yay, and whatnot.
I may be embarking on a sort of different adventure that will be taking me first to Connecticut, and then to points unknown as part of a theatre tech group, doing freelance work with my girlfriend. It's a little dream we're building and it seems like it would be THE MOST fun. From a practical standpoint, it seems doable, but some things are still up in the air. I've got some ants in my pants, lately, and being rooted doesn't have the appeal it used to. I'm 25 and I have no responsibilities beyond a modest car payment. Enjoying this state of affairs seems like a viable course of action.
Other news of the weird:
Shaved Katie's hair into a mohawk on the third day of our acquaintance.
Performed an open mic poem about an old job at a porn store - in my underwear, in front of about 150 people...Struggled with the idea of giving my own standing ovation, but decided that the 'bit of brain' peeking out the bottom of my boxers was probably sufficient to qualify for shock value.
Nabbed a thirty minute feature slot @ a regional venue, in which I:
humped an audience member at random.
offended horribly a local, nationally published poet.
was unofficially crowned the spelling bee champion of Nambia.
It's been an awesome couple of months.
Yay, me.
~Ross
normal jean said:She is a beautiful girl, Anna!! and her eyes look so intelligent, have you been reading poetry to her?
Oh, My girl thats off in college called about 2 hours ago, breathless and giggling--
"mama, guess what!!!"
to make a short story shorter, her chemistry professor handed her an envelope which contained the good news that she had been selected for the Environmental Science scholarship that they award. She will get 1000$ per semeseter that she is there till she graduates as long as her GPA is 3.0 or better.![]()
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IM so friggin proud of her!!
annaswirls said:Norma, that is SO awesome! I am proud of YOU!
And by the way I love your sig line. It is hilarious and deeply serious all in one
and I love your squished bunny poem too, it is perfect.
normal jean said:She is a beautiful girl, Anna!! and her eyes look so intelligent, have you been reading poetry to her?
Oh, My girl thats off in college called about 2 hours ago, breathless and giggling--
"mama, guess what!!!"
to make a short story shorter, her chemistry professor handed her an envelope which contained the good news that she had been selected for the Environmental Science scholarship that they award. She will get 1000$ per semeseter that she is there till she graduates as long as her GPA is 3.0 or better.![]()
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IM so friggin proud of her!!
normal jean said:well,THank ya very much, Miss Anna
my girlie has worked hard, I can only be proud and yes, VERY thankful because as you know, lol, that boiler work aint easy
About that bunny poem...I never thanked you for your comment so Iw ill now. The poem wasnt actually meant to be funny, just an observation, which was, well, kinda funny...if you could have just seen the poor thing, flat as a pancake except for the ears, sticking straight up!! OMG
anyway, bedtime
maria
annaswirls said:well Ihave a bit of a sick sense of humor, I think it comes from growing up on a farm with an older and younger brother whose main purpose in life was to well, you know, torture their sister, see what they could do to gross her out, so what else is there to do but to one up them and laugh at their road kill jokes?
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RhymeFairy said:You are soo my soul sister, lol.![]()
My brother did the same.![]()
Also, he would shoot bird nest outta the barn loft
with his BB gun. It upset me for days, till I hid his gun.
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annaswirls said:well Ihave a bit of a sick sense of humor, I think it comes from growing up on a farm with an older and younger brother whose main purpose in life was to well, you know, torture their sister, see what they could do to gross her out, so what else is there to do but to one up them and laugh at their road kill jokes?
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RhymeFairy said:Awww Norma, what great news to hear right before Christmas. I bet you are proud. I am happy for you all. I love to hear stuff like this. Just think, she is just starting out, spreading her wings and this is an accomplishment she did on her own. You raised your girl right.Very thrilling and exciting ....
WooHoooo ~!!!
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Shit, I was hoping for some peace tomorrow. Actually, I was hoping for it today but I suppose I must make my own peace and avoid the conflicting threads on the vBoard until the stars and the moon line up into a more favourable alignment.Maria2394 said:Happy Happy, Joy joy
I slept good. Dreamt that I was angelina Jolie. I wonder why? I dont even really like Brad Pitt, but I do love most of the movies he has made.
anyway, It is another beautiful day and I have yard work to do
my horoscope for today:
You are driven to express yourself now, for you cannot deny your feelings. This Full Moon is in your 7th House of Partnerships, so your interactions with others can involve more emotional drama than you prefer. It may feel as if someone is trying to manipulate you. Take a deep breath and think before stirring up additional conflict. Impulsive behavior today will not bring you peace of mind tomorrow
call me miss mouse today, God knows I cant withstand conflict![]()
champagne1982 said:Shit, I was hoping for some peace tomorrow. Actually, I was hoping for it today but I suppose I must make my own peace and avoid the conflicting threads on the vBoard until the stars and the moon line up into a more favourable alignment.
Have a good day m'dear.
You have naught to gain by poking the compost heap except you may stir up some flies.