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Her clitoris nearly exploded
Though her toy was very outmoded
She lifted her leg
For elite and for dregs
 
Her clitoris nearly exploded
Though her toy was very outmoded
She lifted her leg
For elite and for dregs
‘‘Twas not her fault, she was goaded
 
Her pubes were a bright red rug
Contrasting her silver butt plug
On all fours she waits
 
Her pubes were a bright red rug
Contrasting her silver butt plug
On all fours she waits
(Her ass loves these dates!)
 
Her pubes were a bright red rug
Contrasting her silver butt plug
On all fours she waits
(Her ass loves these dates!)
Impaled on his shaft, she’s snug
 
His hands stoked my desire
Which set my loins on fire
I sucked on his fingers
And now the taste lingers
 
His hands stoked my desire
Which set my loins on fire
I sucked on his fingers
And now the taste lingers
Girl we couldn’t get much higher
 
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Her tight pants were made of leather.
I began to question whether
She could get them off at all
Or if I would have to call
For some scissors, oil and a feather.
 
If I ask you to suck on my cock
Then drop you off on the next block
Don’t cry it’s not far
I have a nice car
 
If I ask you to suck on my cock
Then drop you off on the next block
Don’t cry it’s not far
I have a nice car
In fact it's a brand new Maibach
 
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