Lit Limericks - one line at a time - 2

[Trubbycat]

Each Saturday he played a gig
With bagpipe, kilt and crazy wig
The pipes raised a fuss

 

[37_ttej]

Each Saturday he played a gig
With bagpipe, kilt and crazy wig
The pipes raised a fuss
Crowd started to cuss

 

[SimonSex]

Each Saturday he played a gig
With bagpipe, kilt and crazy wig
Commando was he

 

[37_ttej]

Each Saturday he played a gig
With bagpipe, kilt and crazy wig
Commando was he
And rather hairy

 

[SimonSex]

Each Saturday he played a gig
With bagpipe, kilt and crazy wig
The pipes raised a fuss
Crowd started to cuss
So he took a break, smoked. a cig

Each Saturday he played a gig
With bagpipe, kilt and crazy wig
Commando was he
And rather hairy
But wow, that flesh caber is big!

 

[eric_erosfan]

Little Sue had nothing to do

 

[37_ttej]

Little Sue had nothing to do
So she took some pictures for you

 

[SimonSex]

Little Sue had nothing to do
So she took some pictures for you
As she struck a pose

 

[eric_erosfan]

Little Sue had nothing to do
So she took some pictures for you
As she struck a pose
A scent tickled her nose

 

[SimonSex]

Little Sue had nothing to do
So she took some pictures for you
As she struck a pose
A scent tickled her nose
‘‘Twas foul and fetid - it was poo!

 

[eric_erosfan]

I once had a donkey named Jock

 

[Firecracker]

I once had a donkey named Jock,
Who differed from all of the flock

 

[eric_erosfan]

I once had a donkey named Jock,
Who differed from all of the flock
He could stand on two legs

 

[Trubbycat]

I once had a donkey named Jock,
Who differed from all of the flock
He could stand on two legs
And drink from the dregs

 

[eric_erosfan]

I once had a donkey named Jock,
Who differed from all of the flock
He could stand on two legs
And drink from the dregs
While girls were in awe of his cock

 

[Trubbycat]

She guzzled down gallons of cum

 

[Biggalute]

She guzzled down gallons of cum
Whilst the look on her face always said yum!

 

[geewizz57]

With a face full of goo!

 

[Trubbycat]

She guzzled down gallons of cum
Whilst the look on her face always said yum
With a face full of goo
She had to go poo

 

[eric_erosfan]

She guzzled down gallons of cum
Whilst the look on her face always said yum
With a face full of goo
She had to go poo
Which shocked the guy under her bum.

 

[SimonSex]

After all, we can say this much

 

[Steadfast421]

After all, we can say this much
That limericks above lost their touch

 

[SimonSex]

After all, we can say this much
That limericks above lost their touch
This thread used to rock

 

[Steadfast421]

After all, we can say this much
That limericks above lost their touch
This thread used to rock
Like Captain Kirk and Spock

 

[eric_erosfan]

After all, we can say this much
That limericks above lost their touch
This thread used to rock
Like Captain Kirk and Spock
And now even this one is such