Lit Limericks - one line at a time - 2

[SimonSex]

My name is Cami she said
And she wore a cute cap on her head
Her last name was Soul

 

[Trubbycat]

My name is Cami she said
And she wore a cute cap on her head
Her last name was Soul
And she danced on a pole

 

[37_ttej]

My name is Cami she said
And she wore a cute cap on her head
Her last name was Soul

I see what you did there.

My name is Cami she said
And she wore a cute cap on her head
Her last name was Soul
And she danced on a pole
Until her thighs were rubbed red.

 

[SimonSex]

I see what you did there.

My name is Cami she said
And she wore a cute cap on her head
Her last name was Soul
And she danced on a pole
Until her thighs were rubbed red.

It was either Soul or Flage!

 

[37_ttej]

It was either Soul or Flage
She had a beam like a barge

 

[Trubbycat]

It was either Soul or Flage
She had a beam like a barge
She drew a large draft

 

[37_ttej]

It was either Soul or Flage
She had a beam like a barge
She drew a large draft
When sat in the batht

(some creative spelling there)

 

[SimonSex]

It was either Soul or Flage
She had a beam like a barge
She drew a large draft
When sat in the batht
Plus-sized was her décolletage

 

[Biggalute]

She liked her sausage in a bun

 

[Trubbycat]

She liked her sausage in a bun
But only if it was well done

 

[Photog1rl]

She liked her sausage in a bun
But only if it was well done
One day she got it undercooked

 

[Trubbycat]

She liked her sausage in a bun
But only if it was well done
One day she got it undercooked
'Cause the chef overlooked

 

[Photog1rl]

She liked her sausage in a bun
But only if it was well done
One day she got it undercooked
'Cause the chef overlooked
So she told him no more fun.

 

[Trubbycat]

He went into the forest to wank

 

[eric_erosfan]

He went into the forest to wank
But a tree branch got caught on his crank

 

[Trubbycat]

He went into the forest to wank
But a tree branch got caught on his crank
With tears in his eyes

 

[Photog1rl]

He went into the forest to wank
But a tree branch got caught on his crank
With tears in his eyes
He thought he would die

 

[Biggalute]

He went into the forest to wank
But a tree branch got caught on his crank
With tears in his eyes
He thought he would die
Till his dick thankfully shrank

 

[Trubbycat]

She loved her clothes shiny and black

 

[Photog1rl]

She loved her clothes shiny and black
and thought wearing bright colors was whack

 

[Biggalute]

She loved her clothes shiny and black
and thought wearing bright colors was whack
But a goth she was not

 

[Photog1rl]

She loved her clothes shiny and black
and thought wearing bright colors was whack
But a goth she was not
She just knew she looked hot

 

[eric_erosfan]

She loved her clothes shiny and black
and thought wearing bright colors was whack
But a goth she was not
She just knew she looked hot
And the guys loved eyeing her crack

 

[SimonSex]

Each Saturday he played a gig

 

[37_ttej]

Each Saturday he played a gig
With bagpipe, kilt and crazy wig