Lit-related *Urban Myths* 👀 *Real* [crazy] Stories* & *Conspiracy Theories*

[AmberLGreen]

Because penises (in this simplified, graphic form) CUM in more obvious variety. Besides, as noted in the discussion you're more likely to see folk (men) using cocktars — supply and demand.

If you'd like a custom vulvatar, just let me know the specifics.


(I am sure she is compiling a list of attributes right now)- at least that is the rumor!

Can you do a vajazzle one? I like sparkly things. A deep blue sapphire heart in the centre of tiny clear rhinestones and surrounded by polished pink quartz crystals. That would be just splendid

 

[THROBBS]

Can you do a vajazzle one? I like sparkly things. A deep blue sapphire heart in the centre of tiny clear rhinestones and surrounded by polished pink quartz crystals. That would be just splendid

I can, (probably will) However, that is the kind of detail that can get lost at emoji scale, which these were originally intended.

At Vagatar scale, I can probably have a bit of sparkle.

 

[THROBBS]

 

[AmberLGreen]

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Have you been hacking my photos? That is just like mine but the pinkness has faded since the sunburn went down

 

[THROBBS]

Have you been hacking my photos? That is just like mine but the pinkness has faded since the sunburn went down

eyeroll

 

[AmberLGreen]

eyeroll

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Perfect. You could go into vajazzle design if you need a career change. Women pay good money for a decent designer vag

 

[THROBBS]

Cool.
I only use lick-n-stick gem stones.

 

[AmberLGreen]

Cool.
I only use lick-n-stick gem stones.

Never had those ones before. Only ever had the sticky cum gum method

 

[UtilityCurve]

these lit urban legends are hard. If the years on lit have taught me anything, it taught me somewhere on lit is someone where whatever the story is told, could hold true.

It's a corollary to Rule 34: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rule_34

 

[Xerxes82]

Some days I feel like this place (Lit generally, not this thread specifically) should have an old fashioned carnival barker at the entrance to really set the mood.

 

[Diosax]

Because penises (in this simplified, graphic form) CUM in more obvious variety. Besides, as noted in the discussion you're more likely to see folk (men) using cocktars — supply and demand.

Fair enough

If you'd like a custom vulvatar, just let me know the specifics.


(I am sure she is compiling a list of attributes right now)- at least that is the rumor!

Indeed. These were developed as emoji, which tend to be quite "basic".
If anyone can describe one (or more) that want depicting, I'm all ears... ummm... I'm all cock.


@Diosax is still working on her list of specifics.

Hahahaha I'm just seeing this! Work was busy today

I don't want a vagatar but if you want to create something worthy ...I'd be open

 

[AmberLGreen]

You know she gets the fanny flutters. Those lips should be flapping like theres a hurricane blowing through.

Let’s just hope he licks them well enough for a firm sticking

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

Fair enough


Hahahaha I'm just seeing this! Work was busy today

I don't want a vagatar but if you want to create something worthy ...I'd be open

Omg I read this as your vagatar is open... and ready... and waiting... and... I better stop.

 

[THROBBS]

Fair enough


Hahahaha I'm just seeing this! Work was busy today

I don't want a vagatar but if you want to create something worthy ...I'd be open

I don't know you well enough for that... yet.
I suppose if I do some back stalking, some probing. Perhaps I'll discover just how open you are.

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

I don't know you well enough for that... yet.
I suppose if I do some back stalking, some probing. Perhaps I'll discover just how open you are.

You'll find just the tip in her, um I mean on here.

 

[THROBBS]

You'll find just the tip in her, um I mean on here.

I kinda figured.
We only present a few select pages, and some of those may be fictionalized.

I'm willing to help perpetuate the character.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

It's a corollary to Rule 34: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rule_34

indeed. Though every once in a while I will think of something and can't find porn on it. I always find that disturbing. like the world just isn't right. I guess I just have to wait for rule 35.

 

[THROBBS]

You know she gets the fanny flutters. Those lips should be flapping like theres a hurricane blowing through.

cum comme ça?

 

[hotoldrguy]

Let’s just hope he licks them well enough for a firm sticking

I was wondering if the licking was for the sticker or the stickee

 

[Diosax]

I'm just going to keep piling subjects to this thread until I'm satisfied...

So let's talk about Lit-related Urban Myths, Real [crazy] Stories, and Conspiracy Theories...

There is plenty of you who have been here more than a couple of years, some more than a decade. Some of you left and came back with different usernames. Some of you have become close friends with people who have been here a long time and some of you even have met in person. When you spend here so much time, there's ought to be a story, you may hear gossip, you may create your own opinions, with all that in mind...what is a Lit Urban Myth, a crazy [or worth sharing] story, or a conspiracy theory you've heard/have?

An Urban legend or myth​

noun

Is an often lurid story or anecdote that is based on hearsay and widely circulated as true
— called also urban myth

In a place where hundreds of people come and go there aughta be stories that you have heard over the years (or your time here) that have been spread from section to section, from person to person but that no one knows whether that story is actually true.

Story​

an account of imaginary or real people and events told for entertainment.

Conspiracy Theory​

an explanation for an event or situation that invokes a conspiracy by sinister and powerful groups, often political people/alts in motivation, when other explanations are more probable.

I changed the name of the thread again to add Conspiracy Theories. In the interest of transparency, I'm not going to lie and say that some of the comments that have been made in the Animal Sanctuary Thread didn't make me think of conspiracy theories as I was reading the thread yesterday.

I thought about it yesterday and today and I hesitated because I do not want to hurt people's feelings. But conspiracy theories change isn't so that you discuss what happened with Brianna, there's a thread for that already. You're welcome to discuss here but please be respectful of people's feelings.

I'm mostly making this edit because I have some theories myself about other things around the forum. I may share some later on.

It goes without saying that please keep in mind that this is for shits and giggles and for informational purposes. It is in no way an excuse to bring up things from the past with the intention of hurting people who were affected by said story. You don't have to tag or share usernames if you don't think its necessary. And most importantly, please respect's people's privacy. Especially the privacy of those users that are still around.

Happy story/myth telling!

 

[85Ironman]

What about the one where that chick fake died and her hubby got called out on trying to catfish everyone? Or that she DID in fact die and the catfish theorists were all douchebags for thinking otherwise?



Yeah, that one was a doozy. Good times.

 

[Diosax]

What about the one where that chick fake died and her hubby got called out on trying to catfish everyone? Or that she DID in fact die and the catfish theorists were all douchebags for thinking otherwise?



Yeah, that one was a doozy. Good times.

Too soon man!!

 

[Xerxes82]

Too soon man!!

The truth is out there, Dio.

If Mulder and Scully show up we'll know we've got a good one.

Also, dibs on giving Scully the tour.

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

I have a conspiracy theory that Diosax is an older white male Republican.

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

I have a conspiracy theory that Diosax is an older white male Republican.

Born on the 4th of July. Definitely then.