Lit-related *Urban Myths* 👀 *Real* [crazy] Stories* & *Conspiracy Theories*

[AngelWithAShotgun]

When I was new here there was a girl (can’t remember her name) who was a teacher, drank a lot (according to her) and shared sexy photos of herself with me. There were so many clues in her pics that gave away who she was it was ridiculous. She practically had a poster in the background that gave her exact coordinates and where she hides her keys.

Uhh... was I the only one who's worried that she's a teacher? Not about the kinky stuff or the drinking, but the horrific spelling and what appears to be her linear perspective on life o_o

There are many other reasons people would worry about your safety. It's not exclusive to dads whatever their issues were with you o.o

 

[Diosax]

Some of us are optimists

I don't think that's it at all lol

 

[AngelWithAShotgun]

I don't think that's it at all lol

Not always, but it was in my case. I've been in a few abusive relationships over the years. I usually stuck with it cause I kept seeing the good things and thought I could handle the bad that comes with it.

 

[thetiesthatbindme]

*WARNING TO MEN WHO STRAY*
There's an urban legend I've been told; a curse from a woman scorned; only she wasn't a mere mortal, but a witch,and when she found that her lover had strayed with a Lit. Member,she conjured up the curse of ,'penis captivus'. It is said that when her lover met with his mistress, that her vagina started to spasm and clamped down hard on his fully engorged penis for several agonizing seconds!
So beware to the men who cheat,for you too may feel the witches curse!!!

 

[Fingerfuxs]

yo ho yo Ho ……
sirens of the sea ,
I ain’t scared
come sing to me

I fear no evil
cause it’s deep

inside of me ,
waiting to be
pleased

tickle my fancy
lady blue , vixen
babe , kiss me
deadly crush
my heart

Stomp on
my soul …

yo ho yo Ho ……
sirens of the sea ,
I ain’t scared
come sing to me

 

[StillRain]

Well this took a turn

 

[thetiesthatbindme]

yo ho yo Ho ……
sirens of the sea ,
I ain’t scared
come sing to me

I fear no evil
cause it’s deep

inside of me ,
waiting to be
pleased

tickle my fancy
lady blue , vixen
babe , kiss me
deadly crush
my heart

Stomp on
my soul …

yo ho yo Ho ……
sirens of the sea ,
I ain’t scared
come sing to me

BEWARE! certain death awaits all who succumb to the Sirens Song!