Lit-related *Urban Myths* 👀 *Real* [crazy] Stories* & *Conspiracy Theories*

[ydahecnot]

Another major Lit myth:

“I love tasting myself on you.” (No thought curdles her stomach more)

 

[MaraschinoCherry]

What would y’all do? (Trekka, Aug. 28, 2022)

Shady and crap manners! The geek in me says you should follow them around here and quote-reply with in-line references so everybody knows you are the originator of the material. See above.

 

[SassySheDevil]

indeed, so yeah only worth the effort if bored and want to screw with oldguypretendingtobeahotchick that day.

And ready for the backlash of men mad at you for ruining their fantasy.

 

[hotoldrguy]

I think the creepy factor is more the problem in my mind. like to the original owner. But props to users on many other sites. They are solid at calling it out. well assuming you leave the pictures up so they can reverse search lol. some are so jaded everyone reverse searches everything lol.

trust but verify

 

[cascadiabound]

Another major Lit myth:

“I love tasting myself on you.” (No thought curdles her stomach more)

Um, really?
I can think of many many things more stomach curdling

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

And ready for the backlash of men mad at you for ruining their fantasy.

indeed sometimes. too early, you scare away the new girls, because new girls don't like seeing other new girls face drama. and too late someone will try to white knight so you have to present like a dozen examples that you have ready. only worth it if I am really bored and grumpy that day and kind of want to argue with someone. lol

 

[ydahecnot]

Um, really?
I can think of many many things more stomach curdling

It was for effect, not meant as an absolute

 

[_Ritch_]

Another major Lit myth:

“I love tasting myself on you.” (No thought curdles her stomach more)

You mean the women in my favourite porn scenes who smack their lips appreciatively as they taste themselves on a guys cock are lying?!

Way to go, you ruined my fantasies!

Pfft.

 

[AmberLGreen]

Another major Lit myth:

“I love tasting myself on you.” (No thought curdles her stomach more)

Scratching that from my sexy time script

 

[barefootgirl69]

Apparently, he's just not meeting the right kind of women.

*wipes my mouth politely*

Scratching that from my sexy time script

 

[neakman]

Not exactly a conspiracy but curious what the group thinks—

I made a joke in a private group chat. I have screen caps that prove as much.

One of the people in that group chat stole my joke, and used it on the boards.

Twice.

The first time I was irritated. Now it’s the second time, I’m thinking, “Why are you pulling a Dane Cook? This is not your material!”

It’s strange because it’s a very specific joke, and I’m surprised that this person is using it right in front of me.

What would y’all do?

give him the Ovaltine joke from Seinfeld and see if he runs with it.

 

[Trekka]

Oh, shit. Was it me? If ever it is, you're welcome to call it out. I often make those references as Easter eggs for people. I can see why it could be taken another way, though (AGG, Aug 28, 2022).

*checks Av
*straightens bunny ears

About Easter eggs? You were saying?(Trekka, Aug 28, 2022).

 

[aussiegeekygal]

*checks Av
*straightens bunny ears

About Easter eggs? You were saying?(Trekka, Aug 28, 2022).

Peace offering
He's not so good at hiding eggs. Plenty good at fertilizing them, though.

Damnit. It was a good picture

 

[Trekka]

Peace offering
He's not so good at hiding eggs. Plenty good at fertilizing them, though.

Damnit. It was a good picture

Peace offering accepted, Mr. Cook.

I was talking about my bunny ears, in my Av, though. But, this sure thickens the plot.

 

[aussiegeekygal]

Peace offering accepted, Mr. Cook.

I was talking about my bunny ears, in my Av, though. But, this sure thickens the plot.

This dude had bunny ears. And holstered cocks.

 

[hotoldrguy]

This dude had bunny ears. And holstered cocks.

this is beginning to sound like the plotline for a story in another universe....

 

[aussiegeekygal]

Found him.

In case your ears get lonely

 

[aussiegeekygal]

Bahaha. They're cock carrots. So much hotter.

 

[Diosax]

Found him.

In case your ears get lonely

Who is this. I'm lost

 

[aussiegeekygal]

Who is this. I'm lost

A peace offering. Or piece offering, I suppose.

 

[Diosax]

Did not expect to see this the first time coming into this thread

What myth, story or theory do you have for us?

 

[Diosax]

I've got nothin. I came to lurk and found Dirty Donnie Darko with cock carrots. I think that's enough internet for me this evening!

It is in no way indicative on what goes on in here

Idk what goes on in here sometimes

 

[AmberLGreen]

It is in no way indicative on what goes on in here

Idk what goes on in here sometimes

People in masks, dangling carrots? Could describe the whole thread

 

[TheWorldBuilder]

Sorry to wind the thread back, but:

He doesn't always take no for an answer.

Once he was found out, he made another alt and let lancegibs alone. As Gentold, he got himself banned. I didn't see the message that he wrote, so it's just hearsay that he threatened a Litster with some interesting body carving. I'll leave it there. Then, he starts using lancegibs again.

Creepy AF and a predator to newbies who don't know the background. I never knew him as Ravi or previous alts.

I did see a screenshot of that, sent to my RL inbox by the (fairly newbie) lady concerned, and told her to immediately report it.

 

[Diosax]

Sorry to wind the thread back, but:



I did see a screenshot of that, sent to my RL inbox by the (fairly newbie) lady concerned, and told her to immediately report it.

Story corroboration i like it.