Literotica Rendevous & Relocation Fund

[Dar~]

I would move to Kiwanda Bay in Pacific City Oregon. I love the sand beach there.

I would also love to move to a secluded Island in a tropical region. Big beautiful Beaches, no phones, once monthly supply charter, just people I like, and Go-Jus scenery!

 

[carsonshepherd]

I need to take up a career in the postal service.... *grin*

The reason she likes the mailman is because he brings her porn.

 

[cantdog]

Yes, she uses him, and then dismisses him from her mind. So heartless. A lot of great beauties are that way, don't you find?

 

[carsonshepherd]

Yes, she uses him, and then dismisses him from her mind. So heartless. A lot of great beauties are that way, don't you find?

Especially that one

 

[cantdog]

Seriously, though, if the dog can sit in a boat for half a mile without jumping out, it's perfectly doable. We've had dogs there. It is the Good Place, carson. Just amazing how fine it is to be there, even just for a weekend. Man. You'd dig that place.

 

[Belegon]

Can I just be kind of the wandering spirit of Literotica? I'll spend a couple of weeks and move on...that way I don't have anyone getting sick of me, and you'll be happy when I return...

 

[Dar~]

Can I just be kind of the wandering spirit of Literotica? I'll spend a couple of weeks and move on...that way I don't have anyone getting sick of me, and you'll be happy when I return...

I would never get sick of you. Wanna be my beach buddy?

 

[carsonshepherd]

Can I just be kind of the wandering spirit of Literotica? I'll spend a couple of weeks and move on...that way I don't have anyone getting sick of me, and you'll be happy when I return...

always!

 

[Belegon]

I would never get sick of you. Wanna be my beach buddy?

always!

So just give me the mail then and I'll be the mailman for Carson and Scarlett(& everyone else)... and I live in San Diego, Dar, so I am already comfortable with beaches (hint: that's a yes)

 

[Dar~]

So just give me the mail then and I'll be the mailman... and I live in San Diego Dar, so I am already comfortable with beaches (hint: that's a yes)

Maybe I'll just move to San Diego and become one of the unfeeling urbanites! Gotta love the prospects of big city shopping and big city anonimity.

Nah! I love big quiet beaches too much. Bel is my cabana boy. (are you comfortable walking around completely nude all the time?)

 

[carsonshepherd]

Nah! I love big quiet beaches too much. Bel is my cabana boy. (are you comfortable walking around completely nude all the time?)

DingDing! We have a winner! I'll be there...

 

[Dar~]

DingDing! We have a winner! I'll be there...

See you there Carson, you bring the wine, I'll bring the video camera!

 

[Belegon]

read up on Black's Beach you two...and if you want big quiet beaches we just head south for a bit (stopping for lobster at Porta Nuevo). I love it here partially because of the diversity of terrain and culture, and I think you both would enjoy it too...but I admit to being very biased on this point...

 

[ElizabethWest]

You and I would kidnap a few of our favorite AHers and live in a windswept cottage next to the sea in Ireland, where we would write and drink wine. We would all raise L as our own.

Alternately, we would hire a kick-ass nanny for L and buy a villa in Tuscany, where we would have affairs with bisexual Italian twinks who speak little English and are only interested in sex, not commitment.

I'm so there. How many doggies can I bring?

 

[carsonshepherd]

I'm so there. How many doggies can I bring?

All dogs are welcome.

 

[OhMissScarlett]

Yes, she uses him, and then dismisses him from her mind. So heartless. A lot of great beauties are that way, don't you find?

The reason she likes the mailman is because he brings her porn.

yeah, don't bring flowers, bring porn or food.

 

[ElizabethWest]

All dogs are welcome.

Gracie will make a great nanny. She is much more maternal than I am. Must be the lab in her. L could do anything to her and she wouldn't bat an eye...

 

[OhMissScarlett]

Gracie will make a great nanny. She is much more maternal than I am. Must be the lab in her. L could do anything to her and she wouldn't bat an eye...

We'll put a bonnet on her just like in the Peter Pan movie.

 

[ElizabethWest]

We'll put a bonnet on her just like in the Peter Pan movie.

Hehe...I was thinking of Nana when I wrote that...

 

[Guest]

 

[Wildcard Ky]

I don't want to go anywhere else--I just want enough money to stay home and not work.

The guest room is always open, and I'll even set up a "guest plot" in the garden for my fellow green-thumbed Litizens.

Come and join us down on the farm in Ky. You can have a hunnert acres and make the garden from hell.

 

[Guest]

 

[carsonshepherd]

I have gardening problems. I had my first Zone 7 garden last summer and it was a disaster... hope to have better luck this year. Maybe it won't rain so much.

 

[Wildcard Ky]

I have gardening problems. I had my first Zone 7 garden last summer and it was a disaster... hope to have better luck this year. Maybe it won't rain so much.

?? What's a zone 7 garden?

 

[carsonshepherd]

?? What's a zone 7 garden?

climate zone... I grew up in zone 5, moved south, and I don't know how to plant or when, for the hotter climate. Also I tried to go all-organic and the aphids just got out of control. My new plan for this year is raised beds.