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ElizabethWest · Mar 19, 2005

Wildcard Ky said:
?? What's a zone 7 garden?

Guest · Mar 19, 2005

carsonshepherd · Mar 19, 2005

lilredjammies said:
Anytime you want to talk about gardening, Carson, let me know!

cool!

cantdog · Mar 20, 2005

carsonshepherd said:
climate zone... I grew up in zone 5, moved south, and I don't know how to plant or when, for the hotter climate. Also I tried to go all-organic and the aphids just got out of control. My new plan for this year is raised beds.

Because aphids can't pole-vault, right?

Your garden-challenged friend

OhMissScarlett · Mar 20, 2005

The weather is so dreary here, I could really run away. Moorea anyone?

yui · Mar 20, 2005

cantdog said:
Because aphids can't pole-vault, right?

Your garden-challenged friend

*cackling* Thank you for the visual, cant.

I would go to Halong Bay in Vietnam. I would have a house that opened to the sea and a little wooden boat. I would have a koi pond and one or two fat toads hopping lazily across my veranda. I would swim in green waters and ride my squeaky bike through huge, warm rain puddles to the market for fresh French bread. I would eat pho for breakfast every morning at an open-air café. I would just breathe.

Company is always welcome, of course!

I have obviously thought about this…a lot. http://www.addis-welt.de/smilie/smilie/diverse/redface.gif

impressive · Mar 20, 2005

Belegon said:
read up on Black's Beach you two...and if you want big quiet beaches we just head south for a bit (stopping for lobster at Porta Nuevo). I love it here partially because of the diversity of terrain and culture, and I think you both would enjoy it too...but I admit to being very biased on this point...

Read up on Black's Beach:

He's there. Up ahead. She can barely make out his silhouette against the setting sun, yet she feels his heat -- his need. As blood orange and pulsing as the orb itself and as inexorable as the tide, it draws her to him. Come. COME.

As she approaches, he senses her and turns. A feral grin plays on his mouth. Tongue darts -- like a snake scenting its prey. Yes, lover, she thinks. She unbuttons, unzips while walking ... almost running now ... leaving a trail of garments in her wake. The scent of the sea fills her pores. Cloying. Heady.

Oblivious to any onlookers, they come together on the black sand at the base of the cliff. Wordless union. Hands grasping. Tongues dancing. She frees him -- takes him in both hands as he growls against her neck. "MINE!"

His hands on her ass, pulling, as she wraps one leg around his waist. "Fuck me! Here. NOW!" she urges. His thighs bulging, tense, as he dips for each upward thrust. Her foot leaves the sand -- again and again -- as he impales her. Lover!

"Harder," she begs -- and he delivers with a primal groan. She feels him swell inside, pulsing. Another thrust -- two -- three -- and she is lifted into his arms as they crest, together. Mouths meeting in the ultimate hunger.

As he slips from her, she tries to stand on shaky legs. They grin at one another, kiss, and finally say, "Hello."

matriarch · Mar 20, 2005

Interesting gardening technique........

OhMissScarlett · Mar 20, 2005

matriarch said:
Interesting gardening technique........

Not garden variety at all.

cantdog · Mar 20, 2005

Nice beach.

OhMissScarlett · Mar 20, 2005

*singing* if you like pina coladas and getting caught in the rain...

Belegon · Mar 20, 2005

OhMissScarlett said:
*singing* if you like pina coladas and getting caught in the rain...

Damn You Scarlett!!!!!

*singing* if you're not into yoga, if you have half a brain...

OhMissScarlett · Mar 20, 2005

Belegon said:
Damn You Scarlett!!!!!

*singing* if you're not into yoga, if you have half a brain...

sorry, it's infectious. Okay, I'm singing Jimmy Buffett now instead.

Guest · Mar 20, 2005

OhMissScarlett · Mar 20, 2005

lilredjammies said:
Now you need to be drug out into the street and shot, Missy Aggravation...

They don't call me that for no reason.

Guest · Mar 20, 2005

maggot420 · Mar 21, 2005

yui said:
*cackling* Thank you for the visual, cant.

I would go to Halong Bay in Vietnam. I would have a house that opened to the sea and a little wooden boat. I would have a koi pond and one or two fat toads hopping lazily across my veranda. I would swim in green waters and ride my squeaky bike through huge, warm rain puddles to the market for fresh French bread. I would eat pho for breakfast every morning at an open-air café. I would just breathe.

Company is always welcome, of course!

I have obviously thought about this…a lot. http://www.addis-welt.de/smilie/smilie/diverse/redface.gif

Sounds like absolute heaven...except the koi fish kinda freak me out

cantdog · Mar 21, 2005

Agreed, Maggot. I can feel the wooden boat under me as I read it. And see the toads blink in the sun.

OhMissScarlett · May 1, 2005

Runaway update: inspired by the Georgia bride and annoyed with our SO's, Carson and I will be making a run for it tonight. If anyone would like to join us, they're more than welcome.

By train, by plane, by bus or boat...

ElizabethWest · May 1, 2005

OhMissScarlett said:
Runaway update: inspired by the Georgia bride and annoyed with our SO's, Carson and I will be making a run for it tonight. If anyone would like to join us, they're more than welcome.

By train, by plane, by bus or boat...

I'm in! I'll bring the booze if you bring the fondue.

OhMissScarlett · May 1, 2005

elizabethwest said:
I'm in! I'll bring the booze if you bring the fondue.

I'm not sure how fondue travels, but I'm all about the booze.

my car has no breaks,so it should be a fun ride.

ElizabethWest · May 1, 2005

OhMissScarlett said:
I'm not sure how fondue travels, but I'm all about the booze.

my car has no breaks,so it should be a fun ride.

Guest · May 1, 2005

OhMissScarlett said:
Runaway update: inspired by the Georgia bride and annoyed with our SO's, Carson and I will be making a run for it tonight. If anyone would like to join us, they're more than welcome.

By train, by plane, by bus or boat...

please dont tell anyone you were abducted...just say it up front. i left cuz i didnt know what else to do and i cant face my indecision.
that being said, where is the meeting place? ill be there with bells on and little else.

carsonshepherd · May 1, 2005

Awesome. Look out Vegas, here we come.... ah hell, screw Vegas, let's head to Prague.

OhMissScarlett · May 1, 2005

vella_ms said:
please dont tell anyone you were abducted...just say it up front. i left cuz i didnt know what else to do and i cant face my indecision.
that being said, where is the meeting place? ill be there with bells on and little else.

I'm a bitch, but I'd leave a note. Who wants to pay the bills for all those cadaver dogs?

meet me at the mission at midnight. :kiss:

ah hell, screw Vegas, let's head to Prague.

I agree, it is the sex capital of the world, after all.

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