Literotica Rendevous & Relocation Fund

[carsonshepherd]

I'm a bitch, but I'd leave a note. Who wants to pay the bills for all those cadaver dogs?

meet me at the mission at midnight.

I agree, it is the sex capital of the world, after all.

<Hugs & kisses>

Thinking about first week of June, for a visit.

 

[OhMissScarlett]

<Hugs & kisses>

Thinking about first week of June, for a visit.

you may be here at the same time as my mom, brace yourself
if so, there could be daytime drinking and road trips.

 

[Guest]

Just come sailing with me.

http://www.tropicalfiji.com/about_fiji/traveling_to_fiji/images/yachts.jpg

That way we don't have to decide on a location, we can sail all over.

 

[cantdog]

A capital ship for an ocean trip is the Floating Porn Machine

 

[OhMissScarlett]

A capital ship for an ocean trip is the Floating Porn Machine

How did you know the name of Ted's boat?

 

[sweetnpetite]

My friend and I would leave one day and simply never return. Eventually she would see that she needed 'special companionship' and turn to me We'd just keep going until we ran out of gas. Then we'd sell some girl girl pictures to a website to get more money. Finally we'd become an exotic dance team stripping all over the world, and stopping by to meet (and introduce her to) my favorite literoticans.

 

[sweetnpetite]

My friend and I would leave one day and simply never return. Eventually she would see that she needed 'special companionship' and turn to me We'd just keep going until we ran out of gas. Then we'd sell some girl girl pictures to a website to get more money. Finally we'd become an exotic dance team stripping all over the world, and stopping by to meet (and introduce her to) my favorite literoticans.

It would all be very "Boys on the Side" meets "Thelma and Louise" without anyone dying.

 

[Guest]

It would all be very "Boys on the Side" meets "Thelma and Louise" without anyone dying.

Or at least "Thelma and Louise" where they made the jump.

Ever see the Oscars where Susan Sarandan and Gina Davis presented an Oscar together. Gina said she was looking forward to making the sequel. When Susan looked at her in shock, Gina said, "They could have made it to the other side."

 

[OhMissScarlett]

It would all be very "Boys on the Side" meets "Thelma and Louise" without anyone dying.

Yes, any dying would ruin everything.
I'm desperate, though I heard Southwest is running some sort of $49 special this month. Too bad they don't go to Prague.

 

[carsonshepherd]

Yes, any dying would ruin everything.
I'm desperate, though I heard Southwest is running some sort of $49 special this month. Too bad they don't go to Prague.

come here. We'll join the circus. Me: lion tamer or trick bareback rider. You: Ringmistress.

 

[Guest]

where is a good tropical place that has no pollen.

 

[carsonshepherd]

where is a good tropical place that has no pollen.

You'll just become allergic to sand and coconuts

 

[Guest]

You'll just become allergic to sand and coconuts

then it would be time to put me down.

 

[Dar~]

Depends on which season you are going in. a lot of tropical places will be pollen free-ish during certain seasons.

That or you can take ten tons of non-drowsy sudafed and deal with it. I would rather travel in the off season.

 

[OhMissScarlett]

come here. We'll join the circus. Me: lion tamer or trick bareback rider. You: Ringmistress.

You have to come get me! I'm trapped! Help!

I have no car for who knows how long. Dude, I can't deal without a car for very long before I start to go crazy.

I think it's already starting. *frantic whimpering*

 

[carsonshepherd]

You have to come get me! I'm trapped! Help!

I have no car for who knows how long. Dude, I can't deal without a car for very long before I start to go crazy.

I think it's already starting. *frantic whimpering*

Oh, baby! No! What's happened?

 

[OhMissScarlett]

Update: I haven't won the lottery yet.

I've got a car that I can't drive.

Everyone and their dogs may be moving into my house.

I will soon be deprived of the privacy in which to watch porn.


Who's up for a road trip?

 

[cloudy]

Update: I haven't won the lottery yet.

I've got a car that I can't drive.

Everyone and their dogs may be moving into my house.

I will soon be deprived of the privacy in which to watch porn.


Who's up for a road trip?

MEMEMEME!

I have a car.....

 

[OhMissScarlett]

MEMEMEME!

I have a car.....

*singing* Those black-eyed peas, they tasted alright to me...

Promise me you'll peel out of my driveway on the way out.

 

[cloudy]

*singing* Those black-eyed peas, they tasted alright to me...

Promise me you'll peel out of my driveway on the way out.

In the bitchmobile? You'd better believe it.

(my husband told me it was "too fast" the other night. WTF???? I've had the damn thing three years....can we say "performance chip" boys and girls?)

 

[OhMissScarlett]

In the bitchmobile? You'd better believe it.

(my husband told me it was "too fast" the other night. WTF???? I've had the damn thing three years....can we say "performance chip" boys and girls?)

Hrmph. Can a car ever really be too fast? Oh, pleeeze.

 

[Guest]

Hrmph. Can a car ever really be too fast? Oh, pleeeze.

Scarlett and Cloudy,

Which one is Thelma? Which one is Louise?

Please read up on physics, especially the part about forward velocity and downward trajectory before your trip.

Please stop and kidnap me as your sexual toy.

 

[oggbashan]

Place and time...

I would like to have an AH hangout in Sydney, Australia, specifically on the Barrenjoey Road leading to Palm Beach, in a house between the road and Pitt Water, looking West.

The house would be below the road with a view across to Kuringai Chase. At the water's edge there would be a tidal swimming pool and a jetty to moor the yacht and/or motor cruiser.

The occupants could swim in the tidal pool or go the short distance to Palm Beach for the surfing. They could take the yacht or motor cruiser and visit the inland waterways surrounded by unspoilt National Park and land to walk in the Park.

Sydney's nightlife would be easily accessible for a change.

The time would have to be late 1950s or early 1960s. Any later than that and development and traffic congestion would impinge on the lifestyle. There was an innocence and great sense of self-belief in Australia then which was wonderful to experience.

Og

 

[OhMissScarlett]

I would like to have an AH hangout in Sydney, Australia, specifically on the Barrenjoey Road leading to Palm Beach, in a house between the road and Pitt Water, looking West.

The house would be below the road with a view across to Kuringai Chase. At the water's edge there would be a tidal swimming pool and a jetty to moor the yacht and/or motor cruiser.

The occupants could swim in the tidal pool or go the short distance to Palm Beach for the surfing. They could take the yacht or motor cruiser and visit the inland waterways surrounded by unspoilt National Park and land to walk in the Park.

Sydney's nightlife would be easily accessible for a change.

The time would have to be late 1950s or early 1960s. Any later than that and development and traffic congestion would impinge on the lifestyle. There was an innocence and great sense of self-belief in Australia then which was wonderful to experience.

Og

Invent an AH time machine and I'd be there in a flash.
Sounds heavenly.

 

[sweetnpetite]

Vacation...

I'd like to go to the Irish countryside

Or anywhere in Italy

Or SAN FRANCISCO with flowers in my hair

I'd really like to go to New Orleans I hope that they can rebuild it as good as it ever was, and not like some imitation of itself.