Litweet

[IhateClowns]

@shyguy I personally can't imagine anything I like enough to post it over and over on every post. #lovinmysunsetonSanibel

@prettysunset Mmmmhmmm especially because it is as small as an AV #lovegivingyougrief

 

[quimsical]

I'm not bisexual, I'm bi-winning (word to Charlie Sheen). #winning

 

[Kat73]

@Idontwanttobelookedat Pssst...Edit Options, take the check mark off of show siggys... #you'rewelcum

 

[IhateClowns]

If you find yourself arguing online with strangers about their personal choices, it's time to re-evaluate. #tiredofthejudging

@tiredofjudging And you came back to lit? #foolyoutwice

 

[Wings27]

@prettysunset Mmmmhmmm especially because it is as small as an AV #lovegivingyougrief

@griefgiver What can I say, small is just fine for me. Or something like that. #Notalwaysasizequeen

 

[Wife of Bath]

@tiredofjudging And you came back to lit? #foolyoutwice

too fucking true #facepalm

 

[ZipBlockBloodie]

Today was a good day.

 

[BradBigBrain]

@griefgiver What can I say, small is just fine for me. Or something like that. #Notalwaysasizequeen

@smalllover. Really? Is that true? #unbeliever

 

[IhateClowns]

@griefgiver What can I say, small is just fine for me. Or something like that. #Notalwaysasizequeen

@teenyweenielover I suppose it is how well they grind their hip bone into your clit then huh #gyratingasItype

 

[Wings27]

@smalllover. Really? Is that true? #unbeliever

@teenyweenielover I suppose it is how well they grind their hip bone into your clit then huh #gyratingasItype

@sillyboys Sometimes I just pretend they're women. #clitonclitactionbaby

 

[IhateClowns]

@Idontwanttobelookedat Pssst...Edit Options, take the check mark off of show siggys... #you'rewelcum

@thankyou #well look at your bad self. YOu go there lack of signature girl #youmakemesmile

 

[IhateClowns]

@sillyboys Sometimes I just pretend they're women. #clitonclitactionbaby

@amazingimagination I have A cups now so you don't have to pretend to hard #nipplepinchingnow

 

[Wings27]

@amazingimagination I have A cups now so you don't have to pretend to hard #nipplepinchingnow

@nipabuser Be careful with that or you'll hit a "b" in no time! #brasareexpensive

 

[BradBigBrain]

@sillyboys Sometimes I just pretend they're women. #clitonclitactionbaby

@sillygirl sometimes we are and sometimes you can steer us in the right direction #movesheadtowhereitshouldbe

 

[IhateClowns]

@nipabuser Be careful with that or you'll hit a "b" in no time! #brasareexpensive

@onlythebest I don't pinch them hard enough to make them swell. Just a little tweak here and there. As soon as I can lick them then I will be in trouble #hadtocountthespacesthattime

 

[~Elizabeth~]

holyfuckinghell that felt good!!

 

[IhateClowns]

holyfuckinghell that felt good!!

@Drfeelgood Hell yes it does. Sometimes I use the corner of the wall when i can't quite scratch that itch in the center of my back. #callmeBalou

 

[IhateClowns]

Let it go for fuck's sake. #goodgrief

 

[Pinktacokitty]

A playoff system is being considered. #itisaboutfuckingtime

 

[porcelainheart]

If I had balls, they would be freezing off right now #chesticles

 

[IhateClowns]

If I had balls, they would be freezing off right now #chesticles

@chesticles And if my aunt had balls she would be called my uncle #yesthatoldgag

 

[PervyRomantic]

Dateingsites: Trying to stand out in a sea of sharks.

 

[Golden_Silence]

@chesticles And if my aunt had balls she would be called my uncle #yesthatoldgag

RT - @iateaclownonceittastedfunny ages old joke #abouttimeyoufoundnewmaterial #justsayin

 

[IhateClowns]

RT - @iateaclownonceittastedfunny ages old joke #abouttimeyoufoundnewmaterial #justsayin

@pointingouttheobvious Yes I have been studying up and learning new tricks #canteachthisolddoganythingexceptlickinghisownballsbecausehehastriednumeroustimes

 

[ClownHater]

I am still a bit shocked that some folks think I have only been a few weeks. #usedtobeIHC