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Fuck you, sharing size peanut M&Ms. I have no one to share it with so I ate the whole damn bag. #suckit
 
Eggo waffles w/ butter, peanut butter and syrup. No wonder when I look down I can barely see my wiener. #buffalobillsyndrome
 
@probablytrue. A Silence of the Lambs reference to Buffalo Bill tucking his wiener between his legs an dancing. #neverasfunnywenhavingtobeexplained

@funnyman - oops my bad. I read it as Bbills' syndrome #thickasabrick
 
When i am bored or bummed all I have to do is going to the Lit personals section and magically I am healed again. What a bunch of hooey #lovemesomedesperatecrossposters
 
If your signature takes up more then a page I think that is a bit too much. All hail yourselves? Aye! #largesignaturehater
 
If you find yourself arguing online with strangers about their personal choices, it's time to re-evaluate. #tiredofthejudging
 
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