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Who the fuck doesn't buy their wife a Birthday present?? #knowsexactlywhodoesn't
 
@emptyvagina. Already completed step 1 just praying I don't get a paper cut #justintimberlakeisdreamy
@12y/ogirl. When you get to step 2, taping, don't use duct tape...and if you do, don't get it on your balls. #wantstoseelittlepiecesoftissuestucktoyourdick
 
@12y/ogirl. When you get to step 2, taping, don't use duct tape...and if you do, don't get it on your balls. #wantstoseelittlepiecesoftissuestucktoyourdick

@sicko. You are a sicko. You like to peel sunburned skin as well don't you sicko. #onlyspraytanforme
 
I slept like a rock yesterday. A rock amist 1000's of others as citizens below scream AVALANCHE!! #restlessnight
 
I slept like a baby. Up every three hours because I had to pee.
 
@justice4all. What is wrong with a little forcible sex every once in a while. Sometimes no means yes. No? #takeasipofyourdrinkplease
@noalwaysmeansno. Money does not make him better than anyone in jail for the same crime. #nancygracewouldconvicthim.
 
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