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Is Dick Clark still alive because he is pickled or plastic? #waitingforballtodrop
 
The letter threads seem so odd to me. Well unless you are trying to get your alt to 100 posts quickly #whattherearealtsonlit?
 
RT @ghostcheque Umm... one thing about being Tweethearts with you is you always seem sarcastic, but HOOKERS AND REPUBLICANS GO TOGETHER, OK?
 
As coach once said only bad things happen after midnight. He wasn't lying but sometimes bad can be so good. #joyfullyrelaxed
 
Sometimes I follow one of those celebs on Twitter but they don't really have anything interesting to say and never follow me back. Bastards!
 
Thinking that drinking from the time I get up til I fall sounds good. #whystaysober
 
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