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Be safe driving home and make sure no one throws in "On the road again" or you have my permission to steer right off the next over pass. #keeptokingWillie
 
Am getting geeked about the game tonight. It's been waaay too long since MI has been to a bowl game. :D
 
#livingthehighlife. I have been to Ardmore there is no high life there.... @ithinkyouarebeingdisingenuous

@worsttripevah ice storm on US35 landed me in the worst hotel in Ard OK. #sleepwithALLyourclotheson
 
@iamalwayshot.. You may be the first to ask me to sleep with clothes on.... #ilikesleepingnakie

@YesYouAre - Woot! A first! It was in your best interests. The cumstains had cumstains. #scuzziesthotelroomevah
 
Hey La Quinta, these cookies fucking suck. They are awful. If you are going to charge me 119.00 for a room at least give me good fucking cookies #chipped tooth
 
A beautiful woman will always look better in your favorite dress shirt then you ever could. #sotrue
 
If a group of necrophiliacs found a group of zombies, who would chase who? #zombieluvr
 
Sometimes I wonder just how much I am supposed to take on before I can't handle it anymore. #tiredofbeingtired
 
@tiredofbeingtired (((((HUGS))))) #understandingsoul
 
@tiredofbeingtired (((((HUGS))))) #understandingsoul

@yougetit. Thank you.


Got a great night sleep last night for the first time. Now time to get this Flock of Seagulls hairdoo cut. Thinking of having it off. #BullfromNightCourt
 
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