Litweet

[IhateClowns]

@notbrilliantokies Do they know the bullets do come down #mighthitstoopidsonthehead

@hopeso. Not sure but my giant inflatable swimming pool has caused major backyard flooding. #fuckinghillbillies

 

[Pinktacokitty]

@hopeso. Not sure but my giant inflatable swimming pool has caused major backyard flooding. #fuckinghillbillies

@amazed Hillbillies? with 60 inchers in single wides. #texassnob

 

[IhateClowns]

@amazed Hillbillies? with 60 inchers in single wides. #texassnob

@texasisbetterthenanyotherstate. Well said and it is factually true. I read it in Wikipedia. #hateoklahomawannagohome

 

[sunshinegirl05]

ear infections in kids suckass. esp. when the drs. is closed.

 

[BradBigBrain]

@Clueless about twitter. Guess this could help me. #notlovinrealtwitter

 

[IhateClowns]

@Clueless about twitter. Guess this could help me. #notlovinrealtwitter

@twitterhater. This is as close as I will ever come to being in Facebook or Twitter. I didn't even know about the # things until Wings showed me. #lastamericantonotbeonfacebook

 

[Pinktacokitty]

@twitterhater. This is as close as I will ever come to being in Facebook or Twitter. I didn't even know about the # things until Wings showed me. #lastamericantonotbeonfacebook

@800,000,000members. Mark Zuckerberg loves the Winklevoss twins for their idea. #can'tbelievehepaidthem65million

 

[IhateClowns]

@800,000,000members. Mark Zuckerberg loves the Winklevoss twins for their idea. #can'tbelievehepaidthem65million

@socialnetworkwatcher. 800,000,000 members is just pompous. #notbeingthe800,000,001st

 

[IhateClowns]

Watching The Social Network on Starz on demand. #jealousyisabitch

 

[o_so_wet]

The sun is in the sky to my right and the halfmoon is up to my left. Cool.

 

[sunshinegirl05]

Off to the toy store. Woooot!!!!!

 

[EnglishRoseFox]

Jonny Depp in my bed. #ilovemyfreakinlife

 

[Pinktacokitty]

Watching The Social Network on Starz on demand. #jealousyisabitch

@paidtoseeit. He built the biggest social network, but is according to the movie socially inept. #didn'treallypaytoseeitadatepaidformyticket

 

[IhateClowns]

Plan look like they are a changing. Damn. I was looking forward to tonight. #gowiththeflow

 

[IhateClowns]

Way to spend my NYE on the couch watching TV. Love when plans get changed at the last minute. #fuckmylife

 

[Wings27]

Ugh. That sucks, big time. #comingoverwiththekazoos

 

[IhateClowns]

Ugh. That sucks, big time. #comingoverwiththekazoos

@blower. If you blow on my penis my tongue shoots out of my mouth an my balls expand. It is a neato trick. #typicallitguyresponse

 

[Wings27]

@blower. If you blow on my penis my tongue shoots out of my mouth an my balls expand. It is a neato trick. #typicallitguyresponse

@Manlyman I think that IS a neat trick! I have a few of my own. #feelingfrisky

 

[IhateClowns]

@Manlyman I think that IS a neat trick! I have a few of my own. #feelingfrisky

@friskyminivanpassenger. I am not into cat food. Smells too much like shit. What about feeling horny instead? #doglover

 

[Wings27]

@friskyminivanpassenger. I am not into cat food. Smells too much like shit. What about feeling horny instead? #doglover

@DODoubleG I like to feel horny but I can never find that damn dwarf. #thwartedateveryturn

 

[IhateClowns]

@DODoubleG I like to feel horny but I can never find that damn dwarf. #thwartedateveryturn

@thwarted. Isn't that what you want. A good hard thwarting? Isn't that the midevil term for armor humping? #iwillbeyourknightinlacklusterarmor

 

[Wings27]

@thwarted. Isn't that what you want. A good hard thwarting? Isn't that the midevil term for armor humping? #iwillbeyourknightinlacklusterarmor

@mynobelknight That's exactly what I like, big boy! #rustyarmorturnsmeon

 

[IhateClowns]

@mynobelknight That's exactly what I like, big boy! #rustyarmorturnsmeon

@turnedon. What about a rusty trombone? #juveniledelinquit

 

[Wings27]

@turnedon. What about a rusty trombone? #juveniledelinquit

@jd Not so much, no not so much. I prefer my musical instruments in the string family. #saveyourbrassfortheband

 

[Wings27]

Happy New Years, sweetie. #loveandhugs