ItNeverSets
Really Experienced
- Joined
- Sep 21, 2008
- Posts
- 171
We like jokes here! This is not a thread for people that take themselves seriously! If EnglishAgain was here now he would say the same thing but in more articulate manner. Welcome!
Looking for that frisson again
- Thread starter EnglishAgain
- Start date
We like jokes here! This is not a thread for people that take themselves seriously! If EnglishAgain was here now he would say the same thing but in more articulate manner. Welcome!
I'd hold up the welcome sign, but I'm tired. So just know it's there!
Inrhapsody
Literotica Guru
- Joined
- Jul 17, 2008
- Posts
- 7,433
An American with an SUV? Imagine that...
HEY...I HAVE AN SUV TOO. BUDDY THE TWO WOMEN WHO LOVE YOU THE MOST HERE HAVE SUVS, perhaps you should retract that statment.
Mine's an Expedition...what do you have Wings?
I've got a Dodge Durango, white, hemi, 345 horsepower, all wheel drive, fantastic sound system, dvd players for the kids and all the room for my crap. Whoot!
Inrhapsody
Literotica Guru
- Joined
- Jul 17, 2008
- Posts
- 7,433
Sorry, but because I am so innocent and virtuous I really don't know how to take that comment!! LOL
WOWOWOW..I misses one heck of a party. And yea..right...INS, you are SO innocent and vituous. giggle.
Inrhapsody
Literotica Guru
- Joined
- Jul 17, 2008
- Posts
- 7,433
nice..much better then the little micro mini cars they have in Britian.
EnglishAgain
Really Really Experienced
- Joined
- Jun 15, 2008
- Posts
- 329
manners
Indeed how presumptuous. I should say a few words on this post because it is more wrong than a wombat flying a kite. This thread is always serious, it is full of learned and intellectual types who wish to debate on a wide spectrum, almost a panoply, of subjects. The gravitas imparted by RuneBlade, Katze et al is finely balanced by the whimsical and stimulating interjections of Inrhapsody and Noor, the whole is more than the sum of its parts. Our synergy has elevated this thread to a higher....oh who am I kidding. It's bunkum and we know it.
INS is right in one respect. Welcome. However, who the dickens are you? Have you come here with no chaperone? Have you been a lurker in the cybersidelines for some time or did you simply stumble upon us like Stevie Wonder running the 400m hurdles? Are there to be no introductions or shall we simply deduce all we can from your screen name? I know what I think.
I like diamonds and rubies and girls with big boobies, whiskers on kittens and now EvilMittens, I quite like Flash Gordon but not Emperor Ming, these are a few of my favourite things....
Indeed how presumptuous. I should say a few words on this post because it is more wrong than a wombat flying a kite. This thread is always serious, it is full of learned and intellectual types who wish to debate on a wide spectrum, almost a panoply, of subjects. The gravitas imparted by RuneBlade, Katze et al is finely balanced by the whimsical and stimulating interjections of Inrhapsody and Noor, the whole is more than the sum of its parts. Our synergy has elevated this thread to a higher....oh who am I kidding. It's bunkum and we know it.
INS is right in one respect. Welcome. However, who the dickens are you? Have you come here with no chaperone? Have you been a lurker in the cybersidelines for some time or did you simply stumble upon us like Stevie Wonder running the 400m hurdles? Are there to be no introductions or shall we simply deduce all we can from your screen name? I know what I think.
I like diamonds and rubies and girls with big boobies, whiskers on kittens and now EvilMittens, I quite like Flash Gordon but not Emperor Ming, these are a few of my favourite things....
EnglishAgain
Really Really Experienced
- Joined
- Jun 15, 2008
- Posts
- 329
cars
Ah, but we can have those little cars because we don't all weigh 250 pounds. Well, I do, but most of the others don't....
Ah, but we can have those little cars because we don't all weigh 250 pounds. Well, I do, but most of the others don't....
EnglishAgain
Really Really Experienced
- Joined
- Jun 15, 2008
- Posts
- 329
Hallowe'en
This year I believe I shall be on holiday in South East Asia, but I shall think of you all as I laze on a beach being massaged whilst I sip ice cold cocktails. God, life is so hard....
This year I believe I shall be on holiday in South East Asia, but I shall think of you all as I laze on a beach being massaged whilst I sip ice cold cocktails. God, life is so hard....
EnglishAgain
Really Really Experienced
- Joined
- Jun 15, 2008
- Posts
- 329
innocence
They say that people who live in glass houses shouldn't throw stones, InRhapsody. I wonder what they mean?
They say that people who live in glass houses shouldn't throw stones, InRhapsody. I wonder what they mean?
*waddling over* come on now, don't make fun of the chubby folk!
Inrhapsody
Literotica Guru
- Joined
- Jul 17, 2008
- Posts
- 7,433
hummm well, that describes me to a tea (iced, not hot)
Inrhapsody
Literotica Guru
- Joined
- Jul 17, 2008
- Posts
- 7,433
They say that people who live in glass houses shouldn't throw stones, InRhapsody. I wonder what they mean?
Pardon me??? Are you suggesting I am less then virtuous?
I am ALWAYS ladylike...always (well unless you pm me, but...). And were you planning to wash the windows in that glass house? giggle
Noor
Citizen of the World
- Joined
- Jan 7, 2003
- Posts
- 33,370
ItNeverSets
Really Experienced
- Joined
- Sep 21, 2008
- Posts
- 171
Well if the two most important women in my life have SUV's then perhaps I should get one as well! I'm buying a new car this month, I was going to settle for a boring old BMW but maybe I should consider a behometh of a vehicle to scare and intimidate other road users!!
Well if the two most important women in my life have SUV's then perhaps I should get one as well! I'm buying a new car this month, I was going to settle for a boring old BMW but maybe I should consider a behometh of a vehicle to scare and intimidate other road users!!
Ok, truth time, if I could, I would have gotten a Mini Cooper. Don't tell anyone though, that will be our little secret.
EnglishAgain
Really Really Experienced
- Joined
- Jun 15, 2008
- Posts
- 329
I have a Jealous E, quite large now, with that quiet rage throbbing under the bonnet (hood for you NewWorld types) and thrumming through my bodywork with pent up tension. The two women on here that are entirely too comfortable with INS have not yet realised that my feelings cannot be cast aside so easily. I shall not be spurned with such careless grace. I may not have found my frisson yet, but I'm bejiggered if INS is going to find his first.
At dawn, sir. To the death. The weapon of choice must surely be sarcasm?
The winner shall be the one to wax InRhapsody's bodywork.
Don't worry I still adore you, as I adore INS as well. Thankfully I've learned a lot since becoming a mom, namely how much a heart can hold. I've also learned that if you're 4 it's amusing to eat your own boogers, so the things I've since learned haven't all been good.
EnglishAgain
Really Really Experienced
- Joined
- Jun 15, 2008
- Posts
- 329
BoogerLoo
I used to dance that one too. What an evening. Just got youngest to bed, now the balti is simmering nicely as I wait for Mrs EA to get back from the longest hairdressers appointment in the known universe. Whilst I understand that perfection takes a few minutes to attain sometimes, she does take a little longer than is absolutely necessary I feel.
and my patience has the breaking strain of a hershey bar.
Thanks for the adoration, Wings my lovely. (my lovely? Oh dear I've turned into the wicked witch of the west. Fly my pretties, fly...) but I can honestly say I'm not worth it. However it does occur to me that you've been polite enough to have all this conversation with me and I've never sent you a pic of my visage. Should I?
I used to dance that one too. What an evening. Just got youngest to bed, now the balti is simmering nicely as I wait for Mrs EA to get back from the longest hairdressers appointment in the known universe. Whilst I understand that perfection takes a few minutes to attain sometimes, she does take a little longer than is absolutely necessary I feel.
and my patience has the breaking strain of a hershey bar.
Thanks for the adoration, Wings my lovely. (my lovely? Oh dear I've turned into the wicked witch of the west. Fly my pretties, fly...) but I can honestly say I'm not worth it. However it does occur to me that you've been polite enough to have all this conversation with me and I've never sent you a pic of my visage. Should I?
Yes please! I do adore pics, just like I adore sarcastic Englishmen.
EnglishAgain
Really Really Experienced
- Joined
- Jun 15, 2008
- Posts
- 329
Well if the two most important women in my life have SUV's then perhaps I should get one as well! I'm buying a new car this month, I was going to settle for a boring old BMW but maybe I should consider a behometh of a vehicle to scare and intimidate other road users!!
a Be Home-eth? Some sort of Amish medieval transport?
"Wherein shalt we go, INS?"
"I am uncertain, EA thou scurvy ridden knave, but knowest thou I must be home-eth by nine?"
So what vehicle should you have? A BMW could work for you, but I think your best vehicle could in fact be this forum?
Is this a forum? If so then why do I feel like the town crier?
EnglishAgain
Really Really Experienced
- Joined
- Jun 15, 2008
- Posts
- 329
Ah well if we are to talk adoration then we get into the idea of wings, of angels, of cherubim and seraphim, of fantastic mythical creatures. I notice these days there are a surplus of nymphs, pixies, faeries, fairies, sirens, elves and the like, I occasionally see dryads, but it has been ever such a long time since I saw mention of a naiad. (Nyad?) Did I just dream them up?
Most people just don't automatically go with the nyiad (I think?) You didn't just dream them up, sorry to say.
