Looking for that frisson again

[EnglishAgain]

You have an email. A face to put to the name; poor you.

 

[ItNeverSets]

I have a Jealous E, quite large now, with that quiet rage throbbing under the bonnet (hood for you NewWorld types) and thrumming through my bodywork with pent up tension. The two women on here that are entirely too comfortable with INS have not yet realised that my feelings cannot be cast aside so easily. I shall not be spurned with such careless grace. I may not have found my frisson yet, but I'm bejiggered if INS is going to find his first.

At dawn, sir. To the death. The weapon of choice must surely be sarcasm?

The winner shall be the one to wax InRhapsody's bodywork.

You dare to challenge me to a sarcasm duel Good Sir? Methinks you are forgetting the outcome last time such a gauntlet was thrown down! Perhaps I should refresh your memory of the half moustache incident?

 

[Wings27]

You dare to challenge me to a sarcasm duel Good Sir? Methinks you are forgetting the outcome last time such a gauntlet was thrown down! Perhaps I should refresh your memory of the half moustache incident?

WAIT--no duelling until I get my camera!

 

[EnglishAgain]

You dare to challenge me to a sarcasm duel Good Sir? Methinks you are forgetting the outcome last time such a gauntlet was thrown down! Perhaps I should refresh your memory of the half moustache incident?

Logging off hurriedly

 

[ItNeverSets]

Gotta go!

Gotta go, the new series of Heroes is starting!

 

[Wings27]

Gotta go, the new series of Heroes is starting!

Thrown over for a tv show, the story of my life!

 

[ItNeverSets]

Thrown over for a tv show, the story of my life!

Do you mean "throw me over so we can both watch the TV while doing it"?

 

[jhe1950]

Indeed how presumptuous. I should say a few words on this post because it is more wrong than a wombat flying a kite. This thread is always serious, it is full of learned and intellectual types who wish to debate on a wide spectrum, almost a panoply, of subjects. The gravitas imparted by RuneBlade, Katze et al is finely balanced by the whimsical and stimulating interjections of Inrhapsody and Noor, the whole is more than the sum of its parts. Our synergy has elevated this thread to a higher....oh who am I kidding. It's bunkum and we know it.

INS is right in one respect. Welcome. However, who the dickens are you? Have you come here with no chaperone? Have you been a lurker in the cybersidelines for some time or did you simply stumble upon us like Stevie Wonder running the 400m hurdles? Are there to be no introductions or shall we simply deduce all we can from your screen name? I know what I think.

I like diamonds and rubies and girls with big boobies, whiskers on kittens and now EvilMittens, I quite like Flash Gordon but not Emperor Ming, these are a few of my favourite things....

Well hot dang EA an' INS an' all y'all beautiful ladies that swoon over the Brit's charm, na' EA I commend your lovely poetry certainly ole' Bill Shakes HIs Spear has nottin' on ya. Thought for you fine ladies I'd be tryin' ma' hand at a lil' poetry as our Hog Waller Inter Net wuz done for a couple o' days and I been readin' so many more of these dern short chapters in IN's dictionary...sorry if it pales ta' y'alls EA but I hads ta give it a shot....

I likes pork rinds
and moomshine
I likes villtes
as well as skittles
I like big 'uns
and bare gums
Buts I swear by ma right arm
I justs adores our new school marm

 

[Inrhapsody]

Well hot dang EA an' INS an' all y'all beautiful ladies that swoon over the Brit's charm, na' EA I commend your lovely poetry certainly ole' Bill Shakes HIs Spear has nottin' on ya. Thought for you fine ladies I'd be tryin' ma' hand at a lil' poetry as our Hog Waller Inter Net wuz done for a couple o' days and I been readin' so many more of these dern short chapters in IN's dictionary...sorry if it pales ta' y'alls EA but I hads ta give it a shot....

I likes pork rinds
and moomshine
I likes villtes
as well as skittles
I like big 'uns
and bare gums
Buts I swear by ma right arm
I justs adores our new school marm

"Oh damn you found me...hands the tiara and crowned jewels back so EA and INS." In a pouty voice, kicks the ground..." I have to go home now."

 

[Inrhapsody]

WAIT--no duelling until I get my camera!

NO DUELLING UNTIL I GET HOME FROM WORK! I can't log on to watch the word shed from my silly job.

 

[ms_intrigue]

......

 

[Wings27]

Go away for a few days and look what happens... a duel of the minds between two English blokes and the advent of the poet laureate of Hog Waller!

If I don't drive an SUV, can I still sit with the cool kids at lunch?

Honey, not only can you sit with us, we'll MAKE your lunch. We like new people that much!

(I truly didn't mean to rhyme)

 

[Jekyll87]

Yummm....Lunch for newbies.
This seems to be the right time to enter then. I can't cook to save my life, and so I'll leave the fringes and show my face. I cannot promise that I just won't eat the food and disappear again. But I just can't resist the aroma damnit.

 

[Wings27]

Yummm....Lunch for newbies.
This seems to be the right time to enter then. I can't cook to save my life, and so I'll leave the fringes and show my face. I cannot promise that I just won't eat the food and disappear again. But I just can't resist the aroma damnit.

you're allowed to eat and run. I won't mind, just make sure the food gets eaten, I'm an Italian, we just want the food eaten.

 

[Jekyll87]

you're allowed to eat and run. I won't mind, just make sure the food gets eaten, I'm an Italian, we just want the food eaten.

Is it going to be Italian food then ? Pizazz and Pastas and other soft things littered with cheese?

 

[ms_intrigue]

.....

 

[Wings27]

soft things littered with cheese, eh? Ok, I'll leave that statement alone, but I will say I did make some absolutely wonderful baked penne tonight.

 

[Inrhapsody]

Honey, not only can you sit with us, we'll MAKE your lunch. We like new people that much!

(I truly didn't mean to rhyme)

awww and who is the poet laureate now.

 

[Wings27]

awww and who is the poet laureate now.

Ha! (a beautiful smart ass, gotta love 'em)

 

[RuneBlade]

Not sure what's worse (better?) in that regard, the Italian types, or the Jewish types ("Sit, EAT!"). Never mind that though, I'm an equal opportunity ethnic lover!

Hiya Jekyll. No need to run, we don't bite much. Well, we do... but it's a good thing, see.

 

[Inrhapsody]

Yummm....Lunch for newbies.
This seems to be the right time to enter then. I can't cook to save my life, and so I'll leave the fringes and show my face. I cannot promise that I just won't eat the food and disappear again. But I just can't resist the aroma damnit.

YES!!!! SCORE!!!! FRESH MEET ( I mean meat)..giggle and a cute AV too

 

[Wings27]

Not sure what's worse (better?) in that regard, the Italian types, or the Jewish types. Never mind that though, I'm an equal opportunity ethnic lover!

Hiya Jekyll. No need to run, we don't bite much. Well, we do... but it's a good thing, see.

teehee, he said bite!

 

[jhe1950]

Not sure what's worse (better?) in that regard, the Italian types, or the Jewish types ("Sit, EAT!"). Never mind that though, I'm an equal opportunity ethnic lover!

Hiya Jekyll. No need to run, we don't bite much. Well, we do... but it's a good thing, see.

Well I t'aint so sure about that Rune, and ladies far as cookin's concerned I and do a might bit wi' ham hocks and catfish, that tis' if y'all has 'nough lard

 

[Jekyll87]

soft things littered with cheese, eh? Ok, I'll leave that statement alone, but I will say I did make some absolutely wonderful baked penne tonight.

Sounds Yumm...
But first I must say my greetings to EA, the owner of this wonderful forum ? thread ? and an unmatched wit with words to match.
And then to all the rest of the denizens of it, you, INS, IR, John . I said hello once before, but I ran back as soon as I came.
Though now it seems wings has reeled me in with her food.
*Chomp*

 

[Jekyll87]

Sounds Yumm...
But first I must say my greetings to EA, the owner of this wonderful forum ? thread ? and an unmatched wit with words to match.
And then to all the rest of the denizens of it, you, INS, IR, John . I said hello once before, but I ran back as soon as I came.
Though now it seems wings has reeled me in with her food.
*Chomp*

Oh and I forgot Rune. Who loves to bite!