Right, I won't admit that my mind went somewhere else other than food with that chomp. So we'll move along. Glad you came back out of hiding, J.
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Right, I won't admit that my mind went somewhere else other than food with that chomp. So we'll move along. Glad you came back out of hiding, J.
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Fresh meat indeed. So much culinary talk. I didn't know everybody was a cook here.
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Can never have enough ham and lard if you ask me. And bacon! I miss the Pennsyltucky bacon
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Oh sorry..he is lurker. I need to move slowly and not look at him or he'll flee. *holds out the italian food slowly in her hand to lure him over for a pet*.
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*crawls over to IR with his eyes fixed on her, ready to dash away*
No sudden movements now.
*Lick lick*
And thats me licking the italian food in your hand, nothing else.
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That's good. I've been a vegan all my life. Never tasted meat or eggs. Proud of it.
That's good. I've been a vegan all my life. Never tasted meat or eggs. Proud of it.
wow, and here I thought I was doing well with 21 years of vegetarianism. That's a "whoot" for you!
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Hey..you fit in very well - giggle. tee hee...he said came.
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Well its been 21 years for me too. I just turned 21 actually
And I fit in only because of the warm welcome. Thank you.
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That's good. I've been a vegan all my life. Never tasted meat or eggs. Proud of it.
Good baby..holds out a stalk of celery.
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So that makes ham and lard, bacon, and pasta. This has to be the oddest lunch I've had in a long time!
In honor of EA's very first post in this thread, I'll bring a cream cake.
I'll bring the celery...have to have a veggie, don't you?
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We'um we's found that most of the vegitaion roun' here is best when either smoked or distilled....but if y'all likes cheese well Cecil's does have 'em big sticks o' Velveeta, so 'suppose we could maybe fix y'all a proper lunch after all....
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Oh, an corn too, forgot 'bout the corn, an' soy beans but it'n yall wants some speak up quick cause they're starting ta' harvest at night now, and dogin' them combines is a might tricky after dark...So that makes ham and lard, bacon, and pasta. This has to be the oddest lunch I've had in a long time!
In honor of EA's very first post in this thread, I'll bring a cream cake.
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Rhymes, buster
In the words of my childhood hero, Deputy Dawg;
"Dagnabbit Muskie, y'all kin do that rha'min reel purdy. I thunk to maself Hot Diggedy dawg, some o'that ole book larnin musta rubbed right off cos I kin see right off yer using words like moonshine in a new and interressin way. C'yant rightly believe that so many o'them words rhymes like that too. Truth of it is, I c'yant rightly believe there's this many words in the world anyhow."
Luckily I don't understand him, so I have no idea what he said.
In the words of my childhood hero, Deputy Dawg;
"Dagnabbit Muskie, y'all kin do that rha'min reel purdy. I thunk to maself Hot Diggedy dawg, some o'that ole book larnin musta rubbed right off cos I kin see right off yer using words like moonshine in a new and interressin way. C'yant rightly believe that so many o'them words rhymes like that too. Truth of it is, I c'yant rightly believe there's this many words in the world anyhow."
Luckily I don't understand him, so I have no idea what he said.
(I actually AM from the South, so I can do some really fantastic things with Velveeta)
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Hi everyone! Just dropping by for a very short while. I hope everyone is having fun. Have a lovely Thursday!
INS: We can sing "Borderline" together, as well as other Madonna songs. Do you happen to know "I am what I am"? It's so cheesy and gay, but I like that too for karaoke! lol
EA: Seems like your little thread is attracting more flies.. er.. people. Das ist gut für dich!
INS: We can sing "Borderline" together, as well as other Madonna songs. Do you happen to know "I am what I am"? It's so cheesy and gay, but I like that too for karaoke! lol
EA: Seems like your little thread is attracting more flies.. er.. people. Das ist gut für dich!
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Sheeeeet, EA finally I kin understands y'all, though missin' the Mason Dixon line by 'bout 200 miles or so as'n I understands it, we picks and chooses our great heros' o' the south. An as someone liberated Hog Waller's copper statue o' Robert E Lee, as well as'n the our tribute ta' the General Lee, we's now settled on Yosimite Sam, feelin' round here that both Deputy Dawg and Barney Fife bein' a lil too foppish, (dictionary word), fer our tastes..... But thank y'all fer yer pretty words, and they'll be a special lawn chair set fer y'all at our next hog roast...even if'n y'all can't make it
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Goodnes gracious Ms Wangs, we'd be coming up on our Halloween, Apple Velveeta festival, and as there's only so many ways folks kin melt velveeta over our grits and home fries, we'd likin' ta ask ta' pehaps consider bein' our Velveeta queen, and would be might proud if'n you'd accept....
I would be proud to accept, if and only if I can have a tiara made of Velveeta. It only seems fitting. I'll even wear my eau de con queso for the occasion.
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Owned or loaned, never bemoaned
I own nothing but my synapses, and sadly I'm missing the brain cells that used to bridge between them. Hi Jekyll, where have you been hyding all this time? I am far from unmatched, but thanks for the compliment. Both INS, Rune and jbe all outwit me regularly, and the ladies outsmart me even more often, for which I am truly grateful. Wouldn't it be dull if we all understood each other?
Glad you feel your foolishness has found the fecundity necessary for frequent forays into our Frisson forum, but can I ask you to forgo the F word? (did ya see what we did there?). Have fun
I own nothing but my synapses, and sadly I'm missing the brain cells that used to bridge between them. Hi Jekyll, where have you been hyding all this time? I am far from unmatched, but thanks for the compliment. Both INS, Rune and jbe all outwit me regularly, and the ladies outsmart me even more often, for which I am truly grateful. Wouldn't it be dull if we all understood each other?
Glad you feel your foolishness has found the fecundity necessary for frequent forays into our Frisson forum, but can I ask you to forgo the F word? (did ya see what we did there?). Have fun
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Hi Jon,
Sorry not to partake in the Hog Waller thread, but as you have seen I simply don't have the vocabulary or the inflection for it. It does make for entertaining reading though. Do you write at all in your profession? If not then I think you should seriously consider it. I'd buy it.
Sorry not to partake in the Hog Waller thread, but as you have seen I simply don't have the vocabulary or the inflection for it. It does make for entertaining reading though. Do you write at all in your profession? If not then I think you should seriously consider it. I'd buy it.
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I doubt any man who outwits the fairer sex. They are a hard foe indeed.
