Lord Pmann Wants to Discuss Blowjobs

[SassySheDevil]

According to this forum, every lady here loves sucking cock and they’ll do it for hours.

All of guys are just thrilled at the prospect of pulling out our 9” dicks. Because, according to this forum, every guy here is packing a baby arm.

Do enjoy it very much. But not for hours. Also the 9 inch cock can go out to the pasture with my horse. No thank you. I like my cervix where it belongs.

 

[hotwords229_A]

I do enjoy exploring pleasure in lots of forms but sucking a cock for hours…no thanks.

Not for hours...I don't have the attention Span or jaw power.

Do enjoy it very much. But not for hours.

But if each of you worked in 5 minute shifts . . .

 

[SassySheDevil]

But if each of you worked in 5 minute shifts . . .

Are we running a blow job train?

 

[Lord Pmann]

Are we running a blow job train?

You have my attention.

 

[Nicklie]

I’ve heard the rib removal story too, but I haven’t heard it attributed to anyone. It’s usually just someone who says ‘you know you have to have a rib removed, right?’

I’m not sure about this rib thing. I think it’s more of a lower back issue. When I try to blow myself I don’t feel like it’s my ribs that are the problem. It feels more like my back is too tight, or my neck is too short?

I wish someone would do a study on this. Some people have long legs, some have longer torsos, neck length, height, there are so many variables . . .

I wonder if there is a common body type that can blow themselves more easily than others.

Cock length obviously would help, but I don’t think that is the common denominator. I’ve seen plenty of self suck videos to know that average sizes can be sucked too.

We need more data!

To sucking yourself!

 

[aussiegeekygal]

According to this forum, every lady here loves sucking cock and they’ll do it for hours.

Uh... I'm officially calling bullshit on this

It is my impression that the women here must have very large vaginas

Canvernous

 

[Lord Pmann]

Uh... I'm officially calling bullshit on this

And that’s why you’re an anomaly here.

Which if you rearrange those letters you get “anal, o my”.

Think about it.

 

[NRJLIVES4ever]

And that’s why you’re an anomaly here.

Which if you rearrange those letters you get “anal, o my”.

Think about it.

Anal? Definitely thinking about it.

Uh... I'm officially calling bullshit on this

Canvernous

Cavernous?

 

[Lord Pmann]

Canvernous

Cavernous

Caninus Vaginis (loosely translated as toothy vagina)