Lord Pmann Wants to Discuss Blowjobs

[Lord Pmann]

@Lord Pmann : you know what? You’re right. BJ’s are the best fucking thing. If I’d only ever had a god damn bj and never intercourse, I’d be the happiest god damn man in this universe or any other. Rainbows would be shooting out of ass.

Did you just acquire a shop vacuum this weekend?

 

[Rhinoman1951]

Supposedly, he is able to ejaculate almost on command. Within a 10 second window allegedly. So filmmakers would go with him because his ability meant less reshoots. Reshoots has double meaning here.

Ron Jeremy gets special consideration. He is on film giving HIMSELF a bj.

 

[Naughtylo]

I love giving blowjobs. X

 

[Lord Pmann]

I love giving blowjobs. X

Hi. My name is Lord Pmann and I like long walks on the beach with long blowjobs at the end.

 

[Naughtylo]

Well that works as I like to give long slow blowjobs.

 

[Photog1rl]

Hi. My name is Lord Pmann and I like long walks on the beach with long blowjobs at the end.

I feel like I've read this in a personal…if we have a nice shop vac with a large hose diameter will that count as a long blowjob?

 

[Lord Pmann]

I feel like I've read this in a personal…if we have a nice shop vac with a large hose diameter will that count as a long blowjob?

What colour is it?

 

[Photog1rl]

What colour is it?

Our shop vac is just the standard red one
But if you wanted something vintage I found this one online.
If she is a little long in the tooth one of these models might appeal to you…

Charlie is a lovely shade of blue with a long black schnoz that could get you going…

While Henry is a little shorter and stockier but with the same quality suction. His eyes look a bit more suspicious too. I'm not sure if that is a good or bad thing in a shop
Vac play partner

Last but not least we have the aptly named RIGID with its extra wide tube and choice of hard plastic or soft tubing variety is the name of this shop vacs game.





“Too many shadows, whispering voices
Faces on shop vacs, too many choices
If, when, why, what? How much cum have you got.
Have you got it, do you get it
If so, how often?
Which do you choose
A hard or soft option?”

 

[aussiegeekygal]

Hi, I'm Aussie and good luck trying to get a blow job out of me

 

[Photog1rl]

Hi, I'm Aussie and good luck trying to get a blow job out of me

Oh shit, now I feel like I may have not played it close enough to my chest. Maybe I should have tried hard to get.

 

[BongoGal]

Maybe I should have tried hard to get.

Maybe you should have tried getting hard.

 

[Photog1rl]

Maybe you should have tried getting hard.

Damn, you're right @Lord Pmann might want a solid 6 inches. That prostate stimulation can do wonders.

 

[aussiegeekygal]

Damn, you're right @Lord Pmann might want a solid 6 inches. That prostate stimulation can do wonders.

If he wants stuff inches he can take his twice

 

[Lord Pmann]

Hi, I'm Aussie and good luck trying to get a blow job out of me

Oh yeah, there’s another reason why you didn’t see my dick for ten years.

 

[Dad4u1970]

I love giving blowjobs. X

Not many ladies like to do that how ever they all want licked.

 

[Dad4u1970]

Here is a summary:

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Nice

 

[Dad4u1970]

My husband says his orgasm in my mouth can be more intense than in my pusdy.

Your a good wife I’d say.

 

[Ssbbw4u1974]

Not many ladies like to do that how ever they all want licked.

I'd much rather suck cock.. But I believe you're right... Not many ladies like sucking cock... But the sluts like myself... Yes please!

 

[Lord Pmann]

I'd much rather suck cock.. But I believe you're right... Not many ladies like sucking cock... But the sluts like myself... Yes please!

According to this forum, every lady here loves sucking cock and they’ll do it for hours.

All of guys are just thrilled at the prospect of pulling out our 9” dicks. Because, according to this forum, every guy here is packing a baby arm.

 

[Photog1rl]

According to this forum, every lady here loves sucking cock and they’ll do it for hours.

All of guys are just thrilled at the prospect of pulling out our 9” dicks. Because, according to this forum, every guy here is packing a baby arm.

I do enjoy exploring pleasure in lots of forms but sucking a cock for hours…no thanks. I’ll also pass on a 9” dick in my mouth. It sounds unpleasant for many reasons.

But lit is fantasy so every guy with nine inches and should be able to find an eager cock sucker or someone to play the part.

 

[Lord Pmann]

I do enjoy exploring pleasure in lots of forms but sucking a cock for hours…no thanks. I’ll also pass on a 9” dick in my mouth. It sounds unpleasant for many reasons.

But lit is fantasy so every guy with nine inches and should be able to find an eager cock sucker or someone to play the part.

Yes. It is my impression that the women here must have very large vaginas to house these 9”, coke can cocks.

 

[Ssbbw4u1974]

Not for hours...I don't have the attention Span or jaw power.

 

[Lord Pmann]

I remember talking to someone years ago… she was this incredibly beautiful, witty, amazing person who used to have this guy that she liked who was a total deadbeat. He had a lightning bolt shaved in his head, FFS. Anyway, she used to go to his house and suck his cock for hours while he played video games. I was just astounded that this actually happened.

 

[Dad4u1970]

I'd much rather suck cock.. But I believe you're right... Not many ladies like sucking cock... But the sluts like myself... Yes please!

Needless to say I’m beginning to like you

 

[SassySheDevil]

According to this forum, every lady here loves sucking cock and they’ll do it for hours.

All of guys are just thrilled at the prospect of pulling out our 9” dicks. Because, according to this forum, every guy here is packing a baby arm.

Do enjoy it very much. But not for hours. Also the 9 inch cock can go out to the pasture with my horse. No thank you. I like my cervix where it belongs.