Lord Pmann Wants to Discuss Blowjobs

[Lord Pmann]

Suppose you have to pick one, Bjs or intercourse?

If I’m being completely selfish, blowjobs.

If I’m not being completely selfish, also blowjobs.

 

[Photog1rl]

Well, if one were to look at the original question I posed, I answered the question quite clearly. However, this is clearly not enough. I will give you a formal disquisition… no, dickuisition on blowjobs.

What do I think about blowjobs?

I find blowjobs to be about the best thing on the planet.

No argument here.

Boobs would be the competition here.

Still in agreement.

For me, there is something extra hot seeing a woman on her knees. Is it because there are maybe some kind of submissive elements there? I don’t know. Probably.

And I would say that this, like any seemingly submissive act, places the power in the mouth of his partner leaving the recipient extremely vulnerable and adding to the intimacy of the act.

Is it because I can look down and see her boobs and my dick in her mouth? Most definitely. Does anything look hotter than a girl giving a blowjob? No. (White, Angela (2018). Swallowed. Brazzers.)

Is this really how you properly site a reference?? No links??

For me, a blowjob is the most intense feeling. It’s more intense than sex. Maybe it’s because the mouth is soft, wet and warm, as opposed to those sandy, cold vaginas.

You need to really think a little more before you stick your dick in things. I’ve never met a sandy, cold vagina or a vagina that didn’t prove to be warm, soft and wet given the right stimulation. If you want some pointers in how to achieve this let me know

People sometimes think blowjobs are less intimate than sex, but I don’t quite see how that’s the case.

I again agree.

I mean, people will offer their opinions, but I doubt it will make much difference. Mainly because when I offer the transverse, giving oral to a woman, I think a lot of people would find that a more intimate act. Not sure why. It’s a little harder to lick an innie versus an outie, but still.

Not sure if it’s harder. It just requires a different technique.

Blowjobs are logistically a bit easier than sex. Sex can be a bit tricky on the go or whilst driving. Not a blowjob. I mean, it is probably the least hazardous sex act to perform or receive while operating a motor vehicle (Department of Motor Vehicles (2022). DMV Recommended Safe Sex Acts for Driving).

Again I disagreement but where are the links. Lazy readers want links.

Then there is a matter of WHERE you get to put your load. The possibilities are many. I mean, you could always just shoot it down her gullet. That’s classic blowjob stuff right there and it’s like eating a plain cheese pizza

You really didn’t just equate cumming in someone’s mouth to eating a plain pizza did you? Maybe that is why the vaginas you encounter are sandy and cold

. Yeah, there are no frills with it, but sometimes you just want a plain cheese pizza. You can also shoot it across her face which is a really fantastic option. Mainly because you get to see your cum across her face. And, oh my… what better view?

Hmmm, this is the classic porn industry response. Like yes, marking or claiming them as yours, even for the few moments it takes for them to wipe you from their skin is hot but the face only offers this for a limited time.

The facial is a favourite of many men out there (White, Angela (2018). Face Blasters 69. Vivid.). Another favourite is a shot across the tits. That combines my semen and tits. Again, you just really can’t go wrong.

Tits or body can be a claiming that realistically can last all day. That is hot.

Except her hair. Don’t cum in her hair.

Also agreed because then you have to take a shower and its no fun to wash out of your hair…

So, this is a very condensed version of my take on blowjobs. I could always include graphs if you need more information. I’m good at graphs.

Oh for fucks sake no graphs. If you are going to do anything to amend your argument, just add links.

Oh and I think while I agree with most of what you had to say, that is just me. I am definitely not claiming to speak for all women.

 

[Lord Pmann]

For the record, if it's a taco from Taco Bell, I think I'd prefer a blowjob.

Not really a tough call tbh.

That goes for Taco John's too. I mean, seriously?

I’m bothered that you have to think about this, Taedog.

I'd rather it be at a pizza joint. Then I could be eating pizza the way it was meant to be eaten....with ham and pineapple while getting a bj.

As Warrant sang....Heaven isn't too far away.

Ham and pineapple. Do you also like your blowjobs with lots of teeth and a dry mouth?

This is not what i expected from this thread.

What did you expect?

I didn't really even know what sexual pleasure was until the last few years.

Yes, yes. Directly correlated to when you started reading my posts here.

Funny enough... I've done this

This doesn’t surprise me.

 

[Indie]

This doesn’t surprise me.

Haha. Taco Bell was my first job. And the dishwasher was really hot.

 

[Apisto42]

Haha. Taco Bell was my first job. And the dishwasher was really hot.

I hope you gave him a lot of blowjobs for being hot.

 

[Lord Pmann]

Haha. Taco Bell was my first job. And the dishwasher was really hot.

I’ve fucked a vacuum before, but never a dishwasher. The logistics are mind-boggling. What cycle do you use while fucking?

 

[Taegul]

I’ve fucked a vacuum before, but never a dishwasher. The logistics are mind-boggling. What cycle do you use while fucking?

The phrase "rinse and repeat" comes to mind.

 

[Taegul]

Ham and pineapple. Do you also like your blowjobs with lots of teeth and a dry mouth?

Don't forget braces. The more headgear, the better.

 

[Lord Pmann]

I’m bothered that you have to think about this, Taedog.



Ham and pineapple. Do you also like your blowjobs with lots of teeth and a dry mouth?



What did you expect?



Yes, yes. Directly correlated to when you started reading my posts here.



This doesn’t surprise me.

Here is a summary:

 

[Lord Pmann]

Don't forget braces. The more headgear, the better.

Should be called “never gonna get head” gear.

 

[Indie]

I’ve fucked a vacuum before, but never a dishwasher. The logistics are mind-boggling. What cycle do you use while fucking?

Heavy. It's extra hot and extra wet.

 

[Lady2020]

Well, if one were to look at the original question I posed, I answered the question quite clearly. However, this is clearly not enough. I will give you a formal disquisition… no, dickuisition on blowjobs.

What do I think about blowjobs?

I find blowjobs to be about the best thing on the planet. Boobs would be the competition here. For me, there is something extra hot seeing a woman on her knees. Is it because there are maybe some kind of submissive elements there? I don’t know. Probably. Is it because I can look down and see her boobs and my dick in her mouth? Most definitely. Does anything look hotter than a girl giving a blowjob? No. (White, Angela (2018). Swallowed. Brazzers.)

For me, a blowjob is the most intense feeling. It’s more intense than sex. Maybe it’s because the mouth is soft, wet and warm, as opposed to those sandy, cold vaginas.

People sometimes think blowjobs are less intimate than sex, but I don’t quite see how that’s the case. I mean, people will offer their opinions, but I doubt it will make much difference. Mainly because when I offer the transverse, giving oral to a woman, I think a lot of people would find that a more intimate act. Not sure why. It’s a little harder to lick an innie versus an outie, but still.

Blowjobs are logistically a bit easier than sex. Sex can be a bit tricky on the go or whilst driving. Not a blowjob. I mean, it is probably the least hazardous sex act to perform or receive while operating a motor vehicle (Department of Motor Vehicles (2022). DMV Recommended Safe Sex Acts for Driving).

Then there is a matter of WHERE you get to put your load. The possibilities are many. I mean, you could always just shoot it down her gullet. That’s classic blowjob stuff right there and it’s like eating a plain cheese pizza. Yeah, there are no frills with it, but sometimes you just want a plain cheese pizza. You can also shoot it across her face which is a really fantastic option. Mainly because you get to see your cum across her face. And, oh my… what better view? The facial is a favourite of many men out there (White, Angela (2018). Face Blasters 69. Vivid.). Another favourite is a shot across the tits. That combines my semen and tits. Again, you just really can’t go wrong. Except her hair. Don’t cum in her hair. (Shue, Elizabeth (1995). Leaving Las Vegas. Lumiere Pictures).

So, this is a very condensed version of my take on blowjobs. I could always include graphs if you need more information. I’m good at graphs.

Excellent response. TY.

 

[Filipinawife]

Well, if one were to look at the original question I posed, I answered the question quite clearly. However, this is clearly not enough. I will give you a formal disquisition… no, dickuisition on blowjobs.

What do I think about blowjobs?

I find blowjobs to be about the best thing on the planet. Boobs would be the competition here. For me, there is something extra hot seeing a woman on her knees. Is it because there are maybe some kind of submissive elements there? I don’t know. Probably. Is it because I can look down and see her boobs and my dick in her mouth? Most definitely. Does anything look hotter than a girl giving a blowjob? No. (White, Angela (2018). Swallowed. Brazzers.)

For me, a blowjob is the most intense feeling. It’s more intense than sex. Maybe it’s because the mouth is soft, wet and warm, as opposed to those sandy, cold vaginas.

People sometimes think blowjobs are less intimate than sex, but I don’t quite see how that’s the case. I mean, people will offer their opinions, but I doubt it will make much difference. Mainly because when I offer the transverse, giving oral to a woman, I think a lot of people would find that a more intimate act. Not sure why. It’s a little harder to lick an innie versus an outie, but still.

Blowjobs are logistically a bit easier than sex. Sex can be a bit tricky on the go or whilst driving. Not a blowjob. I mean, it is probably the least hazardous sex act to perform or receive while operating a motor vehicle (Department of Motor Vehicles (2022). DMV Recommended Safe Sex Acts for Driving).

Then there is a matter of WHERE you get to put your load. The possibilities are many. I mean, you could always just shoot it down her gullet. That’s classic blowjob stuff right there and it’s like eating a plain cheese pizza. Yeah, there are no frills with it, but sometimes you just want a plain cheese pizza. You can also shoot it across her face which is a really fantastic option. Mainly because you get to see your cum across her face. And, oh my… what better view? The facial is a favourite of many men out there (White, Angela (2018). Face Blasters 69. Vivid.). Another favourite is a shot across the tits. That combines my semen and tits. Again, you just really can’t go wrong. Except her hair. Don’t cum in her hair. (Shue, Elizabeth (1995). Leaving Las Vegas. Lumiere Pictures).

So, this is a very condensed version of my take on blowjobs. I could always include graphs if you need more information. I’m good at graphs.

My husband says his orgasm in my mouth can be more intense than in my pusdy.

 

[svengali_decL]

My husband says ... in my pusdy.

Yezz pusdy's are so overrated....

 

[Lady2020]

Yezz pusdy's are so overrated....

 

[Dirt_in_the_Ground]

As a teenager, I took blowjobs for granted until I gave one myself. I found it surprisingly hard work. Which I like to think eventually led me in a roundabout way to being more supportive of gay men. Plus, there was a satisfaction and relief in finally having indisputable evidence that I could help someone else achieve an orgasm. Perhaps someday I will do a google search or something and learn how to do that for a woman as well. But really, who has the time for that?

 

[Lord Pmann]

As a teenager, I took blowjobs for granted until I gave one myself. I found it surprisingly hard work.

They’re not called blowvacations. They’re called blowjobs. I suspect they are hard work. I don’t know about that. But receiving one… that’s the easiest thing ever.

 

[Dirt_in_the_Ground]

They’re not called blowvacations. They’re called blowjobs. I suspect they are hard work. I don’t know about that. But receiving one… that’s the easiest thing ever.

Well, until her daddy is banging on the door, or you notice your wallet's missing. Two sides of the coin. And so on.

 

[Recooter]

My husband says his orgasm in my mouth can be more intense th

My husband says his orgasm in my mouth can be more intense than in my pusdy.

I would agree with your husband. I think it may because we are taken out of the “driver’s seat”, and we are now at the mercy of the person giving the blowjob!

 

[Dirt_in_the_Ground]

I would agree with your husband. I think it may because we are taken out of the “driver’s seat”, and we are now at the mercy of the person giving the blowjob!

I've always thought, just in a way that entertains me, that oral sex is like job interviews. You want to feel that your prospective employees are enthusiastic about the position, have the requisite experience, are self-motivated and goal-oriented, and have the ability to pay attention to detail. And being able to think outside the box is also a desirable quality, if you don't mind a finger in your butt.

 

[Recooter]

I've always thought, just in a way that entertains me, that oral sex is like job interviews. You want to feel that your prospective employees are enthusiastic about the position, have the requisite experience, are self-motivated and goal-oriented, and have the ability to pay attention to detail. And being able to think outside the box is also a desirable quality, if you don't mind a finger in your butt.

Well said!

 

[Ssbbw4u1974]

https://imgur.com/a/7ISZR7B

 

[PastMaster]

Oh, I'd do Gene Simmons a million times before Ron Jeremy.

have you seen the length of his tongue???

 

[SassySheDevil]

have you seen the length of his tongue???

Isn't that his appeal? I can't imagine anything else makes him appealing. lol

 

[Apisto42]

@Lord Pmann : you know what? You’re right. BJ’s are the best fucking thing. If I’d only ever had a god damn bj and never intercourse, I’d be the happiest god damn man in this universe or any other. Rainbows would be shooting out of ass.