Lurkers! De-lurk Here ----->

[lewdandlicentious]

Fucking???

 

[Lou Nuttick]

Nobody want to say hello?

You can play with my puppies!

Lou

Hello Lou,

I've been reading Literotica for a few months now, but the forums for only a couple of weeks. There have been a thread or two that tempted me to respond, but each time I tried, I got a message saying I needed to register first. Stubborn as I am, though, I was irked at the hindrance and didn't feel like doing so at those times. Besides, among old usenet hands, it's more polite to lurk awhile and get a sense of the group's conventions before posting.

You seem so nice and sweet in your posts, though, and then were kind enough to set up a thread just for the likes of us lurkers (even though it seems to have since been hijacked), that I decided that you should have my cherry. So here, for your thread, a gen-yoo-wine Lit virgin.

Besides, who could resist an invitation to play with your puppies?

Another Lou

 

[whispering_surrender]

For the first time story writers....did you orgasm when you had your cherry broken?

Sorry, couldn't resist....I'll behave now....please....not the straitjacket....*flees*

Whisp

Ps. Welcome, and have fun. Hope to hear more from you.

 

[MercyMia]

Hehehe... yes, it was! Real fun.

And so, join in the madness. There are a lot of crazy people here.

Post more often.

A dollar short, a day late...or something like that...

One thing I notice on Lit is people's humorous names! Lou_Nuttick, good one. Your name ties right in with what damppanties said about lots of crazies. This seems to be the central meeting place

 

[Guest]

Hello Lou,

I've been reading Literotica for a few months now, but the forums for only a couple of weeks. There have been a thread or two that tempted me to respond, but each time I tried, I got a message saying I needed to register first. Stubborn as I am, though, I was irked at the hindrance and didn't feel like doing so at those times. Besides, among old usenet hands, it's more polite to lurk awhile and get a sense of the group's conventions before posting.

You seem so nice and sweet in your posts, though, and then were kind enough to set up a thread just for the likes of us lurkers (even though it seems to have since been hijacked), that I decided that you should have my cherry. So here, for your thread, a gen-yoo-wine Lit virgin.

Besides, who could resist an invitation to play with your puppies?

Another Lou

Hey Lou!

("Eek, not another one!" I hear them all cry.)

Welcome to Lit, and congrats on taking the plung and de-lurking.

You did do the smart thing and lurk a while, before posting. There's some crazy people around here, and they take some getting used to.

Besides which, I like the idea of having somebody's cherry. And, another Lou at that.

It was the male variety of Lew, that did most of the hijacking, but I don't mind, because I did (and do) encourage him. I'm not gonna complain, that's for sure!

So, welcome again, you gen-yoo-wine Lit virgin, thanks for ustilising the thread, for its exact intent. Oh, and about the puppies, make sure your hands are warm first, otherwise they tend to shudder a bit.

Lou

 

[Guest]

I didn't post yesturday I wanted to see what it was like to lurk and??? It is not much fun.

Katie what is "F." in "F.woman" for? Fab, fabulous, fiction, found, fantastic, functional, free, forest, friend,....

It could be any of those, or none. If I didn't already know, and had to choose, I'd go for "Functional". LOL

That I am.

Lou

P.S. Lew might have got it right.

 

[lewdandlicentious]

Woooohoooooo!!

Oh yeh, before I celebrate, which one??

 

[Guest]

"Fucking"



(Had to be really, didn't it? )

 

[A7inchPhildo]

"Fucking"



(Had to be really, didn't it? )

Ah that fucking Lew, if he would get his mind out of the gutter for a moment the rest of us might have had a chance!


Notice none of my guesses were perved. I am a little angel no dirty thoughts ever cross my mind.


Oh I like your shirt but for some reason the lace makes me stare longer like a possum caught in the headlights waiting for the impact.

 

[lewdandlicentious]

Heh heh heh!!!

 

[damppanties]

One thing I notice on Lit is people's humorous names! Lou_Nuttick, good one.

I had to concentrate to get that, and only after it was pointed out. I must be losing it.

 

[minsue]

I had to concentrate to get that, and only after it was pointed out. I must be losing it.

Dampy, I couldn't figure out for the life of me what Perdita was referring to when she said that voles is an anagram until Lou was kind enough to hint. Don't feel bad!

 

[MercyMia]

Good Tuesday A.M.

Dampy, I couldn't figure out for the life of me what Perdita was referring to when she said that voles is an anagram until Lou was kind enough to hint. Don't feel bad!

Anagram?
1 : a word or phrase made by transposing the letters of another word or phrase

voles = solve? loves?

 

[minsue]

Re: Good Tuesday A.M.

Anagram?
1 : a word or phrase made by transposing the letters of another word or phrase

voles = solve? loves?

You did better than I, Mia! I needed a



to get it.

- Mindy, a tad on the slow side sometimes

 

[damppanties]

Dampy, I couldn't figure out for the life of me what Perdita was referring to when she said that voles is an anagram until Lou was kind enough to hint. Don't feel bad!

I missed the voles thread and was wondering what this was about until I found it somewhere in the last few threads of the page. I need to get a life.