Mad Libs or see how I've not grown?

[rida]

Moby Dick

Noun: parsnip
Noun: fork
Noun, Plural: napkins
Noun, Plural: diamonds
Noun, Plural:
Noun, Abstract: smuttiness
Noun, Abstract:
Adjective: slimy
Adjective: frozen
Adjective: colorful
Adjective:
Adjective:
Adjective:
Adjective:
Adverb: perversely
Adverb: lonely
Verb, Intransitive, Past Tense: ran
Verb, Intransitive, Past Tense: held
Verb, Intransitive, Past Tense: squatted
Verb, Intransitive, Past Tense:
Verb, Intransitive, Present Tense:
Gerund, Transitive: eating
Gerund, Intransitive: accepting (technically ditransitive, which is verb-speak for bisexual.)
Gerund, Intransitive: speaking
Gerund, Intransitive:
Gerund, Intransitive:
Animal: penguin
Body Part: cuticle
Body Part:
Body Part, Plural: sphincters
Body Part, Plural:
Body Part, Plural: toes
Color: blue
Vehicle: segway
Vehicle, Plural:

 

[missy_me]

Moby Dick

Noun: parsnip
Noun: fork
Noun, Plural: napkins
Noun, Plural: diamonds
Noun, Plural:
Noun, Abstract: smuttiness
Noun, Abstract:
Adjective: slimy
Adjective: frozen
Adjective: colorful
Adjective: ceramic
Adjective:
Adjective:
Adjective:
Adverb: perversely
Adverb: lonely
Verb, Intransitive, Past Tense: ran
Verb, Intransitive, Past Tense: held
Verb, Intransitive, Past Tense: squatted
Verb, Intransitive, Past Tense:
Verb, Intransitive, Present Tense:
Gerund, Transitive: eating
Gerund, Intransitive: accepting (technically ditransitive, which is verb-speak for bisexual.)
Gerund, Intransitive: speaking
Gerund, Intransitive:
Gerund, Intransitive:
Animal: penguin
Body Part: cuticle
Body Part:
Body Part, Plural: sphincters
Body Part, Plural:
Body Part, Plural: toes
Color: blue
Vehicle: segway
Vehicle, Plural:tricycles

 

[ZRT]

Mad libs, not as clumsy or random as word association. An elegant game for a more civilized age.


Moby Dick

Noun: parsnip
Noun: fork
Noun, Plural: napkins
Noun, Plural: diamonds
Noun, Plural:
Noun, Abstract: smuttiness
Noun, Abstract:
Adjective: slimy
Adjective: frozen
Adjective: colorful
Adjective: ceramic
Adjective:
Adjective:
Adjective:
Adverb: perversely
Adverb: lonely
Verb, Intransitive, Past Tense: ran
Verb, Intransitive, Past Tense: held
Verb, Intransitive, Past Tense: squatted
Verb, Intransitive, Past Tense: shifted
Verb, Intransitive, Present Tense:
Gerund, Transitive: eating
Gerund, Intransitive: accepting (technically ditransitive, which is verb-speak for bisexual.)
Gerund, Intransitive: speaking
Gerund, Intransitive: masticating
Gerund, Intransitive:
Animal: penguin
Body Part: cuticle
Body Part:
Body Part, Plural: sphincters
Body Part, Plural:
Body Part, Plural: toes
Color: blue
Vehicle: segway
Vehicle, Plural:tricycles

 

[rida]

Moby Dick

Noun: parsnip
Noun: fork
Noun, Plural: napkins
Noun, Plural: diamonds
Noun, Plural:
Noun, Abstract: smuttiness
Noun, Abstract:
Adjective: slimy
Adjective: frozen
Adjective: colorful
Adjective: ceramic
Adjective:
Adjective:
Adjective:
Adverb: perversely
Adverb: lonely
Verb, Intransitive, Past Tense: ran
Verb, Intransitive, Past Tense: held
Verb, Intransitive, Past Tense: squatted
Verb, Intransitive, Past Tense: shifted
Verb, Intransitive, Present Tense:
Gerund, Transitive: eating
Gerund, Intransitive: accepting (technically ditransitive, which is verb-speak for bisexual.)
Gerund, Intransitive: speaking
Gerund, Intransitive: masticating
Gerund, Intransitive: salivating
Animal: penguin
Body Part: cuticle
Body Part: nose
Body Part, Plural: sphincters
Body Part, Plural:
Body Part, Plural: toes
Color: blue
Vehicle: segway
Vehicle, Plural:tricycles

 

[ZRT]

Moby Dick

Noun: parsnip
Noun: fork
Noun, Plural: napkins
Noun, Plural: diamonds
Noun, Plural: trains
Noun, Abstract: smuttiness
Noun, Abstract:
Adjective: slimy
Adjective: frozen
Adjective: colorful
Adjective: ceramic
Adjective:
Adjective:
Adjective:
Adverb: perversely
Adverb: lonely
Verb, Intransitive, Past Tense: ran
Verb, Intransitive, Past Tense: held
Verb, Intransitive, Past Tense: squatted
Verb, Intransitive, Past Tense: shifted
Verb, Intransitive, Present Tense:
Gerund, Transitive: eating
Gerund, Intransitive: accepting (technically ditransitive, which is verb-speak for bisexual.)
Gerund, Intransitive: speaking
Gerund, Intransitive: masticating
Gerund, Intransitive: salivating
Animal: penguin
Body Part: cuticle
Body Part: nose
Body Part, Plural: sphincters
Body Part, Plural: elbows
Body Part, Plural: toes
Color: blue
Vehicle: segway
Vehicle, Plural:tricycles

 

[Keroin]

Noun: parsnip
Noun: fork
Noun, Plural: napkins
Noun, Plural: diamonds
Noun, Plural: trains
Noun, Abstract: smuttiness
Noun, Abstract:
Adjective: slimy
Adjective: frozen
Adjective: colorful
Adjective: ceramic
Adjective:foppish
Adjective:
Adjective:
Adverb: perversely
Adverb: lonely
Verb, Intransitive, Past Tense: ran
Verb, Intransitive, Past Tense: held
Verb, Intransitive, Past Tense: squatted
Verb, Intransitive, Past Tense: shifted
Verb, Intransitive, Present Tense:linger
Gerund, Transitive: eating
Gerund, Intransitive: accepting (technically ditransitive, which is verb-speak for bisexual.)
Gerund, Intransitive: speaking
Gerund, Intransitive: masticating
Gerund, Intransitive: salivating
Animal: penguin
Body Part: cuticle
Body Part: nose
Body Part, Plural: sphincters
Body Part, Plural: elbows
Body Part, Plural: toes
Color: blue
Vehicle: segway
Vehicle, Plural:tricycles

 

[ZRT]

Noun: parsnip
Noun: fork
Noun, Plural: napkins
Noun, Plural: diamonds
Noun, Plural: trains
Noun, Abstract: smuttiness
Noun, Abstract: force
Adjective: slimy
Adjective: frozen
Adjective: colorful
Adjective: ceramic
Adjective:foppish
Adjective:briny
Adjective:warm
Adverb: perversely
Adverb: lonely
Verb, Intransitive, Past Tense: ran
Verb, Intransitive, Past Tense: held
Verb, Intransitive, Past Tense: squatted
Verb, Intransitive, Past Tense: shifted
Verb, Intransitive, Present Tense:linger
Gerund, Transitive: eating
Gerund, Intransitive: accepting (technically ditransitive, which is verb-speak for bisexual.)
Gerund, Intransitive: speaking
Gerund, Intransitive: masticating
Gerund, Intransitive: salivating
Animal: penguin
Body Part: cuticle
Body Part: nose
Body Part, Plural: sphincters
Body Part, Plural: elbows
Body Part, Plural: toes
Color: blue
Vehicle: segway
Vehicle, Plural:tricycles

 

[ZRT]

Moby Dick

From the ship's napkins, nearly all the seamen now hung slimy; diamonds, bits of parsnip, lances, and trains, perversely retained in their sphincters, just as they had ran from their frozen employments; all their colorful elbows intent upon the penguin, which from side to side lonely eating his predestinating cuticle, sent a broad band of overspreading ceramic foam before him as he held. Retribution, swift smuttiness, foppish force were in his whole aspect, and spite of all that mortal man could do, the solid blue buttress of his nose smote the ship's starboard bow, till men and trains reeled. Some fell flat upon their toes. Like dislodged tricycles, the elbows of the harpooneers aloft squatted on their bull-like sphincters. Through the breach, they heard the waters linger, as mountain torrents down a flume. "The ship! The fork! -- the second fork!" cried Ahab from the segway; its wood could only be American! Accepting beneath the speaking ship, the penguin ran masticating along its keel; but salivating under water, briny shot to the surface again, far off the other bow, but within a few yards of Ahab's segway, where, for a time, he shifted warm.

 

[ZRT]

"Retribution, swift smuttiness, foppish force were in his whole aspect"

People say that a lot about me, too.

 

[ZRT]

The Time Machine

Noun:subway
Noun:
Noun:
Noun:
Noun:
Noun:
Noun:
Noun:
Noun, Plural:
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Adjective:
Adjective:
Adverb:
Adverb:
Adverb:
Verb, Transitive, Past Tense:
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Verb, Transitive, Past Tense:
Verb, Intransitive, Past Tense:
Body Part:beak
Body Part:

 

[Keroin]

eating his predestinating cuticle

Eeeeeeewwwwww.



Oh yeah, and I'd say any time one hides a train in one's sphincter it is done perversely

 

[ZRT]

Eeeeeeewwwwww.



Oh yeah, and I'd say any time one hides a train in one's sphincter it is done perversely

It certain develops those bull-like muscles, though.

 

[rida]

Eeeeeeewwwwww.



Oh yeah, and I'd say any time one hides a train in one's sphincter it is done perversely

It certain develops those bull-like muscles, though.

and I'd like to reiterate:

 

[rida]

The Time Machine

Noun:subway
Noun: tree
Noun:
Noun:
Noun:
Noun:
Noun:
Noun:
Noun, Plural: coins
Noun, Plural:
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Adjective:
Adjective:
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Adjective:
Adjective:
Adverb:
Adverb:
Adverb:
Verb, Transitive, Past Tense:
Verb, Transitive, Past Tense:
Verb, Transitive, Past Tense:
Verb, Intransitive, Past Tense:
Body Part:beak
Body Part:

 

[ZRT]

Y'know, besides the whole 'trains in bull-like sphincters' thing, what I'll take away as the most enduring image from the last one is Ahab on a Segway, undoubtedly wielding a harpoon.

The Time Machine

Noun:subway
Noun: tree
Noun: clock
Noun:
Noun:
Noun:
Noun:
Noun:
Noun, Plural: coins
Noun, Plural:
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Adverb:
Adverb:
Adverb:
Verb, Transitive, Past Tense: drank
Verb, Transitive, Past Tense:
Verb, Transitive, Past Tense:
Verb, Intransitive, Past Tense:
Body Part:beak
Body Part:

 

[missy_me]

The Time Machine

Noun:subway
Noun: tree
Noun: clock
Noun:
Noun:
Noun:
Noun:
Noun:
Noun, Plural: coins
Noun, Plural:
Noun, Plural:
Noun, Plural:
Noun, Plural:
Adjective: translucent
Adjective:
Adjective:
Adjective:
Adjective:
Adjective:
Adjective:
Adverb: vengefully
Adverb:
Adverb:
Verb, Transitive, Past Tense: drank
Verb, Transitive, Past Tense:
Verb, Transitive, Past Tense:
Verb, Intransitive, Past Tense:
Body Part:beak
Body Part: