Madamn Pandasora Has The Hots For Me...

[KID ROCK1]

Here's a ten step method for getting over me...

#1...Do not use my name anymore in a thread to get my attention...

#2...Gargle three times a day with your own cum...

#3...When ya take a piss from now on...Hold your hand under the streaming urine...

#4...Stick your finger in your ass and and smell your finger 5 times a day...

#5...Take nekkid pix of yourself and masturbate while ya look at yourself...

#6...Draw funny mustaches on all the framed pix of me you have hanging on your walls so I won't be so damn irrisitable...

#7...Put your hands over your ears and scream as loud as you can...I HATE KID ROCK1...

#8...Play that great song over and over again while ya bang your head against the wall...You know the song..."I'm gonna wash that man right out of my hair"...

#9...Eat saurkraut with every meal...

#10...Repeat steps #1 thru #9 for 6 months...

~i~

 

[Problem Child]

Madamn Pandasora...

*smiling gently and speaking in a soft earnest voice*

...would rip your tiny nuts off with her teeth and spit them in your face, you small-minded fluke worm.

My advice is don't fuck with mercenaries.

 

[Deborah]

MP, I told you I could find proof of a living abortion. You know better than to bet me.

 

[KID ROCK1]

Ugh!!!

Step one has already been violated...

There is no hope...

~i~

 

[Deborah]

No hope. Not since your Mama confused the Sperm Bank and the Humane Society.

 

[KID ROCK1]

Your Mama Disses Are Weak...

Very weak...

Come up with something original and then speak...

~i~

 

[Angel]

God, it's still here?

 

[Deborah]

Your cunt stinks.

 

[Angel]

Damn I knew I should have washed it after that gangfuck. *sigh*

 

[Deborah]

Not ewe, 'er I mean you, Angel. I was talking to God's gift to sheep. You just snuck in. I think he'll be OK though after the frontal lobotomy wears off.

 

[Angel]

Aw fuck. Now everyone knows I finally got laid. *sigh*
I had to open my big mouth.

 

[jcgirl]

ROFLOL

 

[KID ROCK1]

I See My Warped Sense Of Humor Got The Best Of MP...

Oh well...

It happens to everyone at some time or another...

~i~

 

[Beebeeblue]

MP, I told you I could find proof of a living abortion. You know better than to bet me.

Finally!!!!!! An explanation!!!!!


Thank you Deborah!!!!!!

 

[Nobody Special]

Re: Ugh!!!

Step one has already been violated...

~i~

How was Step one Violated when MP hasn't even shown up yet?? And Knowing that How couls she know about the rules if she hasn't read them yet..

I think you need to get you head out of your ass and start using your own rules for your self and see if you can get over your self first..

E

 

[jcgirl]

Who invented these crappy steps? I'd just shoot myself and get it over with