AStrangeDesire
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Good stuff right? That we carry on the insanity?I leave you guys alone for a few hours...

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Good stuff right? That we carry on the insanity?I leave you guys alone for a few hours...

I'm so proud of you allGood stuff right? That we carry on the insanity?![]()

Trick question, is that a fruit or a vegetable?Pleaaaaaasssseeee![]()
Oh please god no - not the fruits and vegetables! Pleaaaaaasssseeee![]()
Either? Neither? Depends how you use it?Trick question, is that a fruit or a vegetable?
I honestly don't think it's being used as a vegetable OR a fruit in this case...Either? Neither? Depends how you use it?![]()
So neither?I honestly don't think it's being used as a vegetable OR a fruit in this case...
Oh please god no - not the fruits and vegetables! Pleaaaaaasssseeee![]()
Trick question, is that a fruit or a vegetable?
Either? Neither? Depends how you use it?![]()
I honestly don't think it's being used as a vegetable OR a fruit in this case...
So neither?![]()
But what is it when a plot bunny munches on it?Or both? Accoring to Google AI- it is a fruit organically, but a vegetable for culinary purposes.
So guess that it is a vegetable if it represents oral sex, but a fruit if used penetratively?

That sounds pretty cool.Wait. Fairies are baby elves???
If it fallows how Mother Nature works, there's some creatures that adult elves eat that also eat fairies. This interspecies war has been going on so long that nobody knows who actually started it anymore. Are the elves defending themselves against this species, or is the species defending themselves against elves?
Goddamnit I fixed that typo why is it still there.That sounds pretty cool.
Cause I'm quick like that sometimes.Goddamnit I fixed that typo why is it still there.
Fish eat tadpoles, frogs and turtles eat fish fry. The ciiiiiiircle ooooooofff liiiiiiiiiffffffeee!

Introducing: Kinkshifter<announcer voice with vocal fry for days>
From the minds that brought you the Furniture Cinematic Universe:
The young and brilliant doctor @anthrodisiac has encountered the medical case of a lifetime. A member of a powerful and influential metaphysical species of shapeshifters is unable to control their appearance, driven instead by the whims and thoughts of anyone they approach.
Will the doctor find accolades, reach the top of her field? Will the patient discover their inner strength and find redemption? Or will they risk it all in each other’s arms?
Kinkshifter's personal assistant has learned long ago to keep a will-call list due to the number of tearful walkouts their service encounters. The waiting room is more like a doctor's office. You could be waiting 20 minutes, or 90.Introducing: Kinkshifter
A being that shifts to whatever kink is their partner's innermost desire. Oftentimes, turning into something their partner didn't even realize was their deepest, secretest, innermost kink. Weirdly cathartic, deeply unsettling, or maybe, just maybe, a little bit of both? Mommy dominatrix. Anthro. Tentacle monster. Human pet play.
How distressing is it for the kinkshifter? Do they just accept what they are? Do they charge people for therapeudic kinkage? Help people realize who they really are? A revelation, or an abomination? And what happens when their ability to control it goes on the fritz?
(Puffs up a bit at being called both young and brilliant, despite being neither.)
But the assistant is very careful never to go to close to their boss, in case they accidentally find out something about themselves they didn't want to know.Kinkshifter's personal assistant has learned long ago to keep a will-call list due to the number of tearful walkouts their service encounters. The waiting room is more like a doctor's office. You could be waiting 20 minutes, or 90.
On the rare days when everyone is actually in touch with their own kinks, the days can be long and exausting. Hir assistant has been trying to develop a screening system to predict how likely patients are to bolt and load each day's calendar with a mix of both, in order to help the most people they can. And get that annual bonus.
Can the kinkshifter know you have a kink for something you didn't even know exists? Or is the danger for the assistant in accidentally seeing KS with patients or reading Literotica and awakening something? I can't look Steve Melnick in the face anymore because we're both turned on by the exact same unicorn kink... You need to find someone else for Thursdays.But the assistant is very careful never to go to close to their boss, in case they accidentally find out something about themselves they didn't want to know.