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Jake Hollinger was on his way from Fort Washakie to Scottsbluff to get himself a wife. A mail-order bride, the advertisement had read, but there was no catalogue to look through. You paid the transport and showed up when the women arrived. Then you could bid on them to try to get your pick or just wait and get whoever was left over. He was prepared to bid, but he figured there wouldn’t be much fighting over the kind of woman he was interested in.
It was three years now since Jake had left the Wild Bunch; he was nearly forty years old, and a bit tired of running from the law. Not that he couldn’t still run. And ride. And shoot. He was still strong in his nearly six-foot frame, a little grizzled, but still handsome, and still quick with a six-gun or a rifle. But he had found another job, a legitimate one, one that depended on all his old skills and abilities as well.
He found his new career on a trip East with Butch and the Kid. Sundance brought them all to his hometown in Pennsylvania, and then on to New York City. What a revelation that was for Jake. No fleas in the hotel. Good food. And good women. No two-dollar whores who’d just lie there for you to cum in your two-minute limit. The bell-boy at his New York Hotel brought him something new, a courtesan, she called herself. She didn’t just lie there, she did things, things Jake had never imagined. But she did more than just bedwork, and that’s what impressed Jake the most, that’s what changed his life.
She took him on a tour of the city, and that tour brought him up the West Side to the American Museum of Natural History. She showed him the great dinosaurs the curators had reassembled, and he told her he knew where to find more. They were all over the West, in the Badlands from the Dakotas and Wyoming on down to Arizona and New Mexico. The courtesan was smart, too, and she knew that what Jake knew was worth some gold. She knew her way around, too, even knew one of the curators, and she brought Jake to the offices to meet with him.
When Jake described the things he knew of, the curator offered him a job, and something called a finder’s fee to the woman. It was a good job, good money and interesting work. Jake would find the dinosaur beds, telegraph the curator, and he’d send out a crew to excavate in the summer digging season. In the meantime, Jake would be a hired gun, protecting the finds from other museums. Yes, Jake was surprised to hear that these fancy Easterners hired guns to steal or to protect what they had found, but maybe not that surprised; after all, he was an outlaw and knew a bit about men’s greed and jealousy too. And so he took up his new career.
It paid well and steady, and Jake found himself settling down a bit. And with that, he found himself less willing to find his bed and his pleasures in the cowtown hotels and saloons. He figured it was time he found a wife.
Not just any wife, though. He had always been impressed by Sundance’s girl, Etta - well, maybe she was Butch’s girl too. She was pretty, smart, adventurous, and independent; Jake liked that. And he was hoping to find a bit of that, at least, when he got to Scotsbluff. He figured, and probably rightly so, that the other men would be clamoring for youth and beauty; plainly pretty was fine for him, and age even less important. He wanted smarts and independence, though, and he knew most men didn’t care for that in a woman.
He stopped for the night at Fort Laramie; with early starts, he’d be in Scottsbluff in four days.
It was three years now since Jake had left the Wild Bunch; he was nearly forty years old, and a bit tired of running from the law. Not that he couldn’t still run. And ride. And shoot. He was still strong in his nearly six-foot frame, a little grizzled, but still handsome, and still quick with a six-gun or a rifle. But he had found another job, a legitimate one, one that depended on all his old skills and abilities as well.
He found his new career on a trip East with Butch and the Kid. Sundance brought them all to his hometown in Pennsylvania, and then on to New York City. What a revelation that was for Jake. No fleas in the hotel. Good food. And good women. No two-dollar whores who’d just lie there for you to cum in your two-minute limit. The bell-boy at his New York Hotel brought him something new, a courtesan, she called herself. She didn’t just lie there, she did things, things Jake had never imagined. But she did more than just bedwork, and that’s what impressed Jake the most, that’s what changed his life.
She took him on a tour of the city, and that tour brought him up the West Side to the American Museum of Natural History. She showed him the great dinosaurs the curators had reassembled, and he told her he knew where to find more. They were all over the West, in the Badlands from the Dakotas and Wyoming on down to Arizona and New Mexico. The courtesan was smart, too, and she knew that what Jake knew was worth some gold. She knew her way around, too, even knew one of the curators, and she brought Jake to the offices to meet with him.
When Jake described the things he knew of, the curator offered him a job, and something called a finder’s fee to the woman. It was a good job, good money and interesting work. Jake would find the dinosaur beds, telegraph the curator, and he’d send out a crew to excavate in the summer digging season. In the meantime, Jake would be a hired gun, protecting the finds from other museums. Yes, Jake was surprised to hear that these fancy Easterners hired guns to steal or to protect what they had found, but maybe not that surprised; after all, he was an outlaw and knew a bit about men’s greed and jealousy too. And so he took up his new career.
It paid well and steady, and Jake found himself settling down a bit. And with that, he found himself less willing to find his bed and his pleasures in the cowtown hotels and saloons. He figured it was time he found a wife.
Not just any wife, though. He had always been impressed by Sundance’s girl, Etta - well, maybe she was Butch’s girl too. She was pretty, smart, adventurous, and independent; Jake liked that. And he was hoping to find a bit of that, at least, when he got to Scotsbluff. He figured, and probably rightly so, that the other men would be clamoring for youth and beauty; plainly pretty was fine for him, and age even less important. He wanted smarts and independence, though, and he knew most men didn’t care for that in a woman.
He stopped for the night at Fort Laramie; with early starts, he’d be in Scottsbluff in four days.
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