Make An Assumption About The Person Above You [v2.0]

Corrects the grammar and spellings of rude suggestions amd slogans written on the back of public toilet doors
 
Ran a successful side business trading in classical statue replicas that were cast using egg glazed mashed potato
 
IA his AV is not his actual police photo when he was arrested for streaking naked across a Taylor Swift concert stage. I guess he wasn't "swift" enough. Eh? Eh? Hello? Is this thing on?
 
Receives more unsolicited dick pics than all the men of Lit combined ever will.
Assumes he is the leader of a worldwide anonymous underground dick pic creation collective whose sole aim is to ensure Amanda330 remains the " most unsolicited dick pics ever" crown , whose secret greeting is a telepathically transmitted clench of the left buttock as they pass each other
 
I assume Mattentive is a cyclops with a mohawk and gastrointestinal discomfort due to poorly cooked beans.
 
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