Make my cockhead bigger!

[BrenVarouse]

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[SweetErika]

Has it occured to you that it might be best to accept and love your penis the way it is?
Apart from surgery, which is risky, painful, and just plain idiotic, there is no way to change the size or shape of it.

Read these:
http://www.talksexwithsue.com/jelqing.html
http://www.teenhealthfx.com/answers/Sexuality/4748.html
http://www.goaskalice.columbia.edu/2040.html

If you do a google search, you might also notice that no real doctors or reputable sexual health experts advocate jelqing or any of these other voodoo penis enlargement techniques...if they worked and were safe, wouldn't they be backed by trusted professionals?

 

[Bobmi357]

Any one know any techniques to make my glans bigger? I jelq but so far that hasn't helped at all. Anyone know anyother ways to get that mushroom head I've always dreamed of?

Unfortunately there is no reliable method of making any part of your penis permanently larger. There are tons of unreliable methods that some people who've never heard of the placebo effect and self delusion, swear by.

The day someone invents a reliable method they will be a millionaire overnight. There isn't a single male that wouldn't jump at the chance to gain an inch or two, or a little more diameter. But that day hasn't arrived, nor will it probably arrive anytime soon.

You can waste your time jelq'ing or pud pulling, you can spend money on herbal remedies and hire a voodoo doctor to wave chicken bones over your penis, or you can learn to be happy with what you have, learn to make the most of your other attributes, like your fingers and your tongue and spend that money on your woman rather than wasting it on hoodoo that doesn't work.

 

[iioopp]

Re: Re: Make my cockhead bigger!

Unfortunately there is no reliable method of making any part of your penis permanently larger. There are tons of unreliable methods that some people who've never heard of the placebo effect and self delusion, swear by.

The day someone invents a reliable method they will be a millionaire overnight. There isn't a single male that wouldn't jump at the chance to gain an inch or two, or a little more diameter. But that day hasn't arrived, nor will it probably arrive anytime soon.

You can waste your time jelq'ing or pud pulling, you can spend money on herbal remedies and hire a voodoo doctor to wave chicken bones over your penis, or you can learn to be happy with what you have, learn to make the most of your other attributes, like your fingers and your tongue and spend that money on your woman rather than wasting it on hoodoo that doesn't work.

That has to be the best post ever on these forums.

 

[crazybbwgirl]

I would suggest a magnifying glass.

 

[BrenVarouse]

Okay all...

Fair enough that ya'll don't think there are any "proven" methods out there and I appreciate the words of advice. I do accept my cock the way it is and I'm not wanting to do this for a woman. I just think a big cockhead looks good and would like to have one if possible.On that note, here are a couple of things to consider.

1)I've been jelqing for 2 months now and I've gained 1/2 inch in both flacid and erect states.

2) More importantly than the gains in length, my erections are stronger, stiffer and last longer than they did before I started jelqing.

 

[The_Dem0n]

And here I thought I knew just about every sexual term there was. I had never heard of jelqing before this thread. You really do learn something new everyday. (at least around here!)

 

[SweetErika]

Re: Okay all...

Fair enough that ya'll don't think there are any "proven" methods out there and I appreciate the words of advice. I do accept my cock the way it is and I'm not wanting to do this for a woman. I just think a big cockhead looks good and would like to have one if possible.On that note, here are a couple of things to consider.

1)I've been jelqing for 2 months now and I've gained 1/2 inch in both flacid and erect states.

2) More importantly than the gains in length, my erections are stronger, stiffer and last longer than they did before I started jelqing.

It sounds like you've managed to stretch out the tendon and become less sensitive from masturbating for that amount of time so often. And you've been lucky to not have damaged your penis yet in the process.

 

[SweetErika]

And here I thought I knew just about every sexual term there was. I had never heard of jelqing before this thread. You really do learn something new everyday. (at least around here!)

Yeah, you think you would have heard of it before with the incredible results it seems to produce, huh?

 

[Bobmi357]

Re: Okay all...

Fair enough that ya'll don't think there are any "proven" methods out there and I appreciate the words of advice. I do accept my cock the way it is and I'm not wanting to do this for a woman. I just think a big cockhead looks good and would like to have one if possible.On that note, here are a couple of things to consider.

1)I've been jelqing for 2 months now and I've gained 1/2 inch in both flacid and erect states.

2) More importantly than the gains in length, my erections are stronger, stiffer and last longer than they did before I started jelqing.

Like Sigmund once said.... "Its all in your mind!" (and probably something caused during your childhood by your mother).

The funny thing about all these techniques that people swear by. When they are examined in the cold light of day, using scientifically approved methods, they don't stand up to scrutiny.

Did you have an uninterested third party measure your dick before you started? Was that measurement repeated on a regular basis and compared against a control group? Show us a report made to some journal of medicine that hasn't been subsequently dismissed as being invalid or lacking in proper controls.

I would think that if jelqing was really as reliable as you seem to think it was, every urologist in the country would be screaming about from the treetops. But no, I bet its a "conspiracy" right? Keep men from learning this all important thing, maybe its a woman run conspiracy? Say, who shot JFK anyway?

 

[SweetErika]

Re: Re: Okay all...

Like Sigmund once said.... "Its all in your mind!" (and probably something caused during your childhood by your mother).

The funny thing about all these techniques that people swear by. When they are examined in the cold light of day, using scientifically approved methods, they don't stand up to scrutiny.

Did you have an uninterested third party measure your dick before you started? Was that measurement repeated on a regular basis and compared against a control group? Show us a report made to some journal of medicine that hasn't been subsequently dismissed as being invalid or lacking in proper controls.

I would think that if jelqing was really as reliable as you seem to think it was, every urologist in the country would be screaming about from the treetops. But no, I bet its a "conspiracy" right? Keep men from learning this all important thing, maybe its a woman run conspiracy? Say, who shot JFK anyway?

LMAO Your posts are always a bright spot in my day, Bob!

Excellent points though...there don't seem to be any before and after pictures either. In looking up the word, I came across a bunch of forums full of guys who were asking eachother about the technique, devices to use (including a canning tool sold as a miracle enlarger...but it can give you serious cuts), bemoaning the fact that they haven't had results, and telling eachother to keep the faith. It was downright sad. But no pictures, studies, or professionals in support of it...though there are a few quacks making money off of all of the poor guys who have damaged themselves through the sale of supplements, magnets, and the like.

 

[RandomInk]

"Erections are stronger, stiffer, and last longer than before I started jelquing" may be because while you are jelquing your penis is remaining erect or partially aroused through the duration and finishing without orgasm. What you are experiencing may be the result of constant and relatively consitant bloodflow; not from the restriction of blood leaving the penis.

Not everyone may want to listen to what I have to say, but it worked for me.
When I was in highschool I would arouse myself during a class and maintain the erection for the duration of that class if possible. By controlling the state of my penis consciously my erections became very firm. When I would masterbate, maybe once or twice a night, I would take hours to reach orgasm. By bringing myself to climax slowly and then consciously preventing ejaculation I had gained a bit of control over my aroused state.

So; a bit of mind over matter.

 

[Raimondin]

Well, I think the head, the one above the shoulders is the more important one!

I think it's all up there.

Although it doesn't hurt to keep trying.

 

[SkAoUt]

Warning: Nothing in this post is at all useful




May I be so bold as to suggest a meat tenderizer. Get good and hard, take a belt of hootch, bite down on a green willow branch (aprox. 1 inch in diameter), put your cockhead on top of a counter top or table top and give it a couple wacks with the meat tenderizer. Keep stroking though the pain then when its swelled enough use your cock ring to keep it hard (remember though, use the ring for a max. of 20 min.).
Good luck



Warning: this post is total bullshit!

 

[iioopp]

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May I be so bold as to suggest a meat tenderizer. Get good and hard, take a belt of hootch, bite down on a green willow branch (aprox. 1 inch in diameter), put your cockhead on top of a counter top or table top and give it a couple wacks with the meat tenderizer. Keep stroking though the pain then when its swelled enough use your cock ring to keep it hard (remember though, use the ring for a max. of 20 min.).
Good luck



Warning: this post is total bullshit!

Nope, I'm afraid he has to try this one.

 

[The_Dem0n]

Warning: Nothing in this post is at all useful




May I be so bold as to suggest a meat tenderizer. Get good and hard, take a belt of hootch, bite down on a green willow branch (aprox. 1 inch in diameter), put your cockhead on top of a counter top or table top and give it a couple wacks with the meat tenderizer. Keep stroking though the pain then when its swelled enough use your cock ring to keep it hard (remember though, use the ring for a max. of 20 min.).
Good luck



Warning: this post is total bullshit!

My counter top is a little high up, is it ok to stand on a chair or small ladder?

 

[The_Dem0n]

Yeah, you think you would have heard of it before with the incredible results it seems to produce, huh?

No doubt!

 

[SkAoUt]

My counter top is a little high up, is it ok to stand on a chair or small ladder?

Its only ok if your kidding.

No one around her takes what I type seriously anyway so I don't know why I even gave the warnings

 

[BrenVarouse]

You people have got to be the most useless group of contributors I've ever known. Instead of simply saying that you haven't heard of or don't know any way to answer my question, you arrogantly decide to ridicule my thread and by extension me. Fair enough. I don't care if you believe me or not. I didn't believe it until I tried. And if you think to mock me by suggesting that I'm too stupid to understand scientific testing methods, you should be aware that, in the course of my University career, I have, myself, conducted many experiments utilizing the scientific method.

I expected that within a community such as the one here on lit, people would be accustomed to showing a higher degree of respect and not insulting people who come on these boards with comments or questions. I'm disappointed in all of you. And it saddens me that the positive atmosphere I usually enjoy here on lit is tarnished by your prescence.

 

[SkAoUt]

You people have got to be the most useless group of contributors I've ever known. Instead of simply saying that you haven't heard of or don't know any way to answer my question, you arrogantly decide to ridicule my thread and by extension me. Fair enough. I don't care if you believe me or not. I didn't believe it until I tried. And if you think to mock me by suggesting that I'm too stupid to understand scientific testing methods, you should be aware that, in the course of my University career, I have, myself, conducted many experiments utilizing the scientific method.

I expected that within a community such as the one here on lit, people would be accustomed to showing a higher degree of respect and not insulting people who come on these boards with comments or questions. I'm disappointed in all of you. And it saddens me that the positive atmosphere I usually enjoy here on lit is tarnished by your prescence.

Come come old chap. I didn't mean any harm. Just got off a stint on the GB.
I'll be honest and tell you that I don't know how to make the head on your cock any larger.
I don't think plastic surgons even have a procedure to increase the size of ones cock head. The shaft yes and the length yes but the head not so much.

 

[HoldenMcCrank]

Results may vary

Here is a suggestion for your question of how to make your cock head bigger. By the way I have no clue what jelqling is, however you spell it.

Take you cock and get fully arroused. Once you cock is fully arroused take your non dominate hand ( if you are right handed this would be your left and vice versa). Grab your cock below the head, you don't want your hand to touch your head if possible. Now you need to squeeze your cock smoothly and consistantly. Keep applying preasure and you should notice that your cock head will start to increase in size. Now here is the hard part, this is the key to the whole process, and if not followed correctly will defeat the whole proceedure. Whatever you do DON'T LET GO!

The minute you let go you will lose all that you have worked so hard to gain!

Sincerely

Holden McCrank






This proceedure has yet to be approved by the surgeon General.

 

[SweetErika]

You people have got to be the most useless group of contributors I've ever known. Instead of simply saying that you haven't heard of or don't know any way to answer my question, you arrogantly decide to ridicule my thread and by extension me. Fair enough. I don't care if you believe me or not. I didn't believe it until I tried. And if you think to mock me by suggesting that I'm too stupid to understand scientific testing methods, you should be aware that, in the course of my University career, I have, myself, conducted many experiments utilizing the scientific method.

I expected that within a community such as the one here on lit, people would be accustomed to showing a higher degree of respect and not insulting people who come on these boards with comments or questions. I'm disappointed in all of you. And it saddens me that the positive atmosphere I usually enjoy here on lit is tarnished by your prescence.

I want to change how my clit looks. Any advice?

How would you answer that question? Wouldn't you tell me there's no reliable, safe way to change it, and I need to consult doctors and if that fails, just love it the way it is? It's kind of a silly question...I'd expect some silly/entertaining answers.

Most of us gave you serious, valid advice...we don't know of a safe, reliable way to change the way your cock looks. All evidence points to the fact that there is no way to change it. If you don't like our advice, you'd be smart to consult a Urologist and Plastic Surgeon, although they're probably going to refer you to a good psychiatrist to work on your self-esteem and image issues.

If you're convinced your masturbatory technique works, fine, but don't be surprised if you end up damaging your penis. And don't go spreading the word that jelqing is a miracle when you don't have any evidence to back it up, because the next guy with size issues may very well hurt himself. People here simply pointed out that your results would be far more valid had you followed the scientific method and documented everything because we don't really want the next guy to do this, damage his penis, and be upset that it's not a bigger broken penis.

When someone has a problem, this community gives the best advice possible. 99% of us have learned to enjoy and use what we were born with, and that's what we tell others. Some people had some fun with your question, but no one called you stupid.

Bottom line, if you want professional advice on matters such as these, you need to go see a professional.

 

[TumbledLove]

I want to change how my clit looks. Any advice?
we don't know of a safe, reliable way to change the way your cock looks.

well, I know this might be out of the context of this thread, but if he had a normal penis and wanted to see more cockhead, he could get circumcised. Isn't that considered a safe, reliable way to change how a cock looks.?

and women get boob-jobs, and nose-jobs, and any other job, so why can't a man get his penis enlarged?

 

[crazybbwgirl]

well, I know this might be out of the context of this thread, but if he had a normal penis and wanted to see more cockhead, he could get circumcised. Isn't that considered a safe, reliable way to change how a cock looks.?

and women get boob-jobs, and nose-jobs, and any other job, so why can't a man get his penis enlarged?

Plastic surgery vs. snake oil cures

 

[Bobmi357]

You people have got to be the most useless group of contributors I've ever known. Instead of simply saying that you haven't heard of or don't know any way to answer my question, you arrogantly decide to ridicule my thread and by extension me. Fair enough. I don't care if you believe me or not. I didn't believe it until I tried. And if you think to mock me by suggesting that I'm too stupid to understand scientific testing methods, you should be aware that, in the course of my University career, I have, myself, conducted many experiments utilizing the scientific method.

I expected that within a community such as the one here on lit, people would be accustomed to showing a higher degree of respect and not insulting people who come on these boards with comments or questions. I'm disappointed in all of you. And it saddens me that the positive atmosphere I usually enjoy here on lit is tarnished by your prescence.

Well gee whiz. If you had been paying attention in those classes of yours you would have noticed all that key data missing from the jelqing websites. In fact, most penis improving websites post data suggesting that their process works, until you try to verify their data...

Furthermore, your scientific training would have suggested to you that searching the net for oh... say, urology websites, or even medical databases like WebMD, would have lead you to the same answers you got here without the ridicule and the embarassment. What you're really upset about is you asked a dumb question and got called on it. And then, instead of crawling back under your rock you try to defend yourself citing your scientific training which you had already proven to be lacking.

Now we all feel for your problems. But had you merely searched the net you would have found articles like this one;

http://my.webmd.com/content/article/41/1685_50002.htm

But of course with your vast scientific background you can obviously judge for yourself that all those "techniques" and "pills" and "gizmos" out there that you claim do work are merely ignored by the scientific and medical establishments simply because they don't want us to have bigger penises. Right?