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Yankees? YANKEES?
Whadda I look like, an old Professor or something?
I'm a Brewers fan... and you could look it up.
Whadda I look like, an old Professor or something?
I'm a Brewers fan... and you could look it up.
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Boy, I haven't posted in here since October????
Sheesh... lot has happened since then.
Sheesh... lot has happened since then.
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Just not in here, lingy...
Smooches and hugs for you hon 
Oh, and a big
Smooches and hugs for you hon
Oh, and a big
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Well look who's back.....Merry Christmas hon....
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catsr2wild said:Well look who's back.....Merry Christmas hon....
Merry Christmas, cats hon... hope hubby's doing better.
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'bout time the prodigal returns!
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Yeah I know... but with the holidays, I haven't had time to jump on here and post... and then having a bout with possible food poisoning (or is it just good old fashioned overindulgence?), I'm thinking it's better to just stay home and crawl up in bed.
Thanks for stopping by, Peggy hun
Thanks for stopping by, Peggy hun
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maniac1967 said:Yeah I know... but with the holidays, I haven't had time to jump on here and post... and then having a bout with possible food poisoning (or is it just good old fashioned overindulgence?), I'm thinking it's better to just stay home and crawl up in bed.
Thanks for stopping by, Peggy hun
I hope you had a wonderful Christmas sweetie
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Hi cats
Don't mind me, I just got whacked with a case of the stomach flu over the last couple of days. I think my butt has the permanent outline of the toilet seat imprinted on it.
I'm still not 100%, but at least I can keep food down without yakking.
Hope you have a wonderful New Year!
Don't mind me, I just got whacked with a case of the stomach flu over the last couple of days. I think my butt has the permanent outline of the toilet seat imprinted on it.
I'm still not 100%, but at least I can keep food down without yakking.
Hope you have a wonderful New Year!
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Just tapping the mic to make sure this place stays open...
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A Home Front Observation:
My wife, apparently, likes "bukkake".
Not the group-sex version of bukkake, mind you; but she loves it when I cum on her tummy and tits.
Of course, the other night when she actually let me do this, it had been so long since we had had any sort of sex, I came like a rocket. She had my cum all over her boobs and tummy.
*Sigh* Now to try and convince her to let me cum elsewhere on (and in) her body...
My wife, apparently, likes "bukkake".
Not the group-sex version of bukkake, mind you; but she loves it when I cum on her tummy and tits.
Of course, the other night when she actually let me do this, it had been so long since we had had any sort of sex, I came like a rocket. She had my cum all over her boobs and tummy.
*Sigh* Now to try and convince her to let me cum elsewhere on (and in) her body...
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Seven posts to 1K...
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I thought this was a thread for those of us from Maine. We're all mainiacs up here. We have to be to live in this cold climate.
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mainefooter said:
Nope, sorry... Just one Maniacal Cheesehead.
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WOOOHOOOO!
1,000 POSTS!
1,000 POSTS!
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Feel like doing this tonight... decided to play a bit with my cam.
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Ten things I look for in a female:
1. A great kisser. Someone who knows what to do when they're in liplock, and doesn't mind exploring a bit with the tongue.
2. Appropriate curves in the breast area. Doesn't have to be gargantuan, doesn't have to be tiny - just has to be right. And squeezable.
3. Appropriate curves in the hips and ass. Something to hang on to during sex is nice. And watching her walk should be very easy on the eyes.
4. A pussy that fits. As in, a pussy which my cock fits quite nicely, thank you. I don't want a cavern, or something you couldn't shove a toothpick in. If my cock just loves being in her snug, warm and wet hole - we have a winner.
5. Someone who wants to play - anytime. Don't need a reason or rhyme, just need somewhere to get nekkid and get it on.
6. A good oralist. A lady who knows how to suck - and loves to be eaten out, as well. Sometimes even at the same time.
7. Sensitive nipples. Ones that like being played with, fingered, suckled, nibbled.
8. Likes being taken from behind. On all fours, head buried in the pillow, my hands on her hips as my cock plunges into her. Each thrust rubbing against her clit and driving her crazy.
9. A bit of a showoff - when it comes to showing me her body. Someone who wants to lay back, spread her legs and show me her pussy.
10. Someone who will occasionally take the lead - and occasionally submit - in lovemaking. She's not afraid to turn me over and climb on top to ride me; and she's not afraid if I want to dominate her.
Is it too hard to find someone like this?
1. A great kisser. Someone who knows what to do when they're in liplock, and doesn't mind exploring a bit with the tongue.
2. Appropriate curves in the breast area. Doesn't have to be gargantuan, doesn't have to be tiny - just has to be right. And squeezable.
3. Appropriate curves in the hips and ass. Something to hang on to during sex is nice. And watching her walk should be very easy on the eyes.
4. A pussy that fits. As in, a pussy which my cock fits quite nicely, thank you. I don't want a cavern, or something you couldn't shove a toothpick in. If my cock just loves being in her snug, warm and wet hole - we have a winner.
5. Someone who wants to play - anytime. Don't need a reason or rhyme, just need somewhere to get nekkid and get it on.
6. A good oralist. A lady who knows how to suck - and loves to be eaten out, as well. Sometimes even at the same time.
7. Sensitive nipples. Ones that like being played with, fingered, suckled, nibbled.
8. Likes being taken from behind. On all fours, head buried in the pillow, my hands on her hips as my cock plunges into her. Each thrust rubbing against her clit and driving her crazy.
9. A bit of a showoff - when it comes to showing me her body. Someone who wants to lay back, spread her legs and show me her pussy.
10. Someone who will occasionally take the lead - and occasionally submit - in lovemaking. She's not afraid to turn me over and climb on top to ride me; and she's not afraid if I want to dominate her.
Is it too hard to find someone like this?
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