Marjorie Taylor Greene - a good fuck?

[Comshaw]

I bet she would be the best rodeo fuck I've ever had. What's that you ask?
You get her up on her hands and knees, get your cock into her as far as it will go so your balls are nestled nice and tightly against her. You get a really good grip on her hips, lean over and say, "You are the worse piece of ass I've ever had," then hang on, if you can.

Comshaw

 

[nowisthetime]

You want to stick your cock into that vile anti-Sesame Street creature?

Have some fucking standards. I thought beastiality was an offense here?

 

[Fuzzy1975]

You want to stick your cock into that vile anti-Sesame Street creature?

Have some fucking standards. I thought beastiality was an offense here?

If you have intercourse with a rabid animal, you get rabies....

 

[MajorRewrite]

You want to stick your cock into that vile anti-Sesame Street creature?

Have some fucking standards. I thought beastiality was an offense here?

You resurrected a 14-month old thread to make fun of MTG? That’s dedication.

Rumors say she’s having an affair with an ultra-MAGA congressman from Tennessee, Tim Burchett. He’s the wacko who believes there are alien bases under the ocean, so he’s a good match for her.

 

[eric_erosfan]

You know that snatch is nasty. That is hazmat-required cunnilingus.

 

[Fuzzy1975]

You know that snatch is nasty. That is hazmat-required cunnilingus.

About the only thing sexual I would do with MTG is have her give me oral sex. That's the only way to shut her up.

 

[DraggonStone]

I don’t agree with MTG‘s politics but I bet she is a good fuck.

She's way too masculine for me

 

[eric_erosfan]

She's way too masculine for me

I think you could pound away without worrying you would hurt her. But you would have to have to soak your dick in bleach after.

 

[RobDownSouth]

You resurrected a 14-month old thread to make fun of MTG? That’s dedication.

Rumors say she’s having an affair with an ultra-MAGA congressman from Tennessee, Tim Burchett. He’s the wacko who believes there are alien bases under the ocean, so he’s a good match for her.

Baseless Rumors!
MTG has been breeding exclusively since May 2023 with conservative nutjob 'reporter' Brian Glenn (of the infamous "Zelensky, do you even own a suit?" controversy)
She's 50, he's 56. Let us pray they can no longer reproduce.
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[Hel_Books]

I don’t agree with MTG‘s politics but I bet she is a good fuck.

You think she could give a handjob as good as Lauren Boebert?

 

[Hel_Books]

Here she is in the gym, what a fine figure of a woman.

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Can't figure you Americans and this Confederate flag fetish. Are they saying, "My great-great-grandpappy fought for wealthy plantation owners to be able to buy and sell human beings like barbarian conquerors and use their women to make mixed-race babies that they despise and YES, I'm so PROUD of the struggle for that heritage!"

It's like flying the Japanese imperial flag at Pearl Harbor, or a swastika over American graves at Normandy beach.

 

[Politruk]

Greene, no.

But I wouldn't kick out Tomi Lahren.

 

[Beachguy23]

I’d sooner stick my cock in an alligators mouth, at least that would be less slimy and smelly.

 

[LLCox]

She's one of the Pod people. She only has three toes on her feet.

 

[DaisyDonado]

Frequent wearing of flip flops may have affected the alignment and spacing of her toes.

I see five on her right foot. The left foot might have only three, but that raises the question of why you would insult someone for a birth defect or amputation. That is a scumbag move.

Her birth defect is in her head which should be amputated.

 

[LLCox]

That is a scumbag move.

Thank you

 

[Typo Fu Master]

Would I fuck MTG? Yes. At least once.

Would she be a good fuck? Dunno. I guess it would depend on what she's in to and how good she is at it and whether or not it was clear that she was enjoying herself and whether or not I was enjoying myself. So many variables.

Does her political ideology matter for the purpose of fucking her? To some, apparently yes. I'm shocked, I tell you. Just shocked.

I've given this some thought and if you knew MTG's political stance, were attracted to her, disagreed with her, and weren't an extremist, I can't really see you turning down free sex. For the purposes of defining an extremist in this context, I define it as anyone who would turn down sex purely for political beliefs. I'm male, so that's a factor. I believe, with no factual evidence to back this up, that most women (realistically, this would be bi-sexual and lesbian women) would not choose to fuck her. Which assumes, of course, that MTG swings in multiple ways.

This is about fucking MTG, right?

Would AOC be a good fuck?

See above. For the pedantic and obtuse folks, substitute AOC for MTG.

 

[MNGuy]

Lauren Boebert deserves irrumatio.

 

[jomar]

I bet she would be the best rodeo fuck I've ever had. What's that you ask?
You get her up on her hands and knees, get your cock into her as far as it will go so your balls are nestled nice and tightly against her. You get a really good grip on her hips, lean over and say, "You are the worse piece of ass I've ever had," then hang on, if you can.

Comshaw

You’ve given this some thought. Well done.

 

[Typo Fu Master]

You’ve given this some thought. Well done.

Rodeo fuck.

 

[Comshaw]

Rodeo fuck.

Yeah, it ain't mine to claim. I first heard that explanation in 1970 while hunkered down in a bunker on Firebase Birmingham. A guy was recounting his last ride before he left the world to join us in that bunker.

Comshaw

 

[coffeelover5]

I don’t agree with MTG‘s politics but I bet she is a good fuck.

She is a filthy tramp, dirty talk would come naturally

 

[Politruk]

Would AOC be a good fuck?

She is at any rate nearer than Greene to our culture's conventional ideal of female beauty, despite being notably less white.

 

[ChloeTzang]

I can see you guys are giving this some serious consideration, but seriously? MTG? You gotta be desperate to even think of going there.

Now Lauren Boebert or AOC I could see, but MTG is at best case a double-bagger. Probably after 40oz of Jack Daniels according to my husband who looked over my shoulder and gave this some serious consideration.

On the other hand, seriously guys, are none of you considering Anna Paulina Luna. She has to be the hottest member of Congress by far.......and she worked as a stripper....she knows the moves....

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[ChloeTzang]

Rodeo fuck.

I never heard that one before! I just spit my coffee. I gotta use that in a story now.....