Married and having fun....

RexWood39 said:
I watched a rerun and Tivo'd the Superheros one. I'll watch it today. And while we're on the topic, what would your superpower be???

Hhhmmm.....Very thought provoking question;) I think I would have multiple powers. One of those would make me super orgasmic. The others I will get back to you about;)
 
RexWood39 said:
Super Orgasmic, eh???? Now THAT's a power that I would love to have! Perhaps we could be sparring partners!

How about VibroVision??? Kind of like Superman's HeatVision but with the ability to create a vibration in the subject of my gaze. I could have some fun with that one!


Ohhh.....that's a good power to have! Feel free to use it on me anytime;)
 
RexWood39 said:
hmmmmmmmmm - I'll be waiting for just the right moment - when you least expect it... How about the next time you're waiting in line at the DMV, you've been there an hour and there are only two people in front of you. Do you get out of line to find some release in the ladies room or do you try to make it just a few more minutes???


The DMV?! Shit! That reminds me, my license expired in May and I still haven't gotten it renewed. Fuck!
 
throbingpussy said:
The DMV?! Shit! That reminds me, my license expired in May and I still haven't gotten it renewed. Fuck!

Enjoy that 4 hour ordeal....
 
long weekend

well summer over married couples have a party and share and watch and start the fall off with some big bangs. Now that is an idea. Don't have to touch but group together and watch and or touch. Now that is a way to end summer :devil: :)
 
throbingpussy said:
The DMV?! Shit! That reminds me, my license expired in May and I still haven't gotten it renewed. Fuck!

Oh to be in line behind you at the DMV. my eyes running laps over your body. Making countless attemptd to strike a conversation.

Instead, if history serves, I'll instead find myself behind stinky skanky one tooth woman...trying to hold down my lunch.
 
bobsacamano said:
Oh to be in line behind you at the DMV. my eyes running laps over your body. Making countless attemptd to strike a conversation.

Instead, if history serves, I'll instead find myself behind stinky skanky one tooth woman...trying to hold down my lunch.


Oh, poor thing. You can come escort me. Someone has to protect me from the smelly, skanky, one tooth guys in line;) Icky! How long do you think I can go without getting it renewed? I hate that place!
 
throbingpussy said:
Oh, poor thing. You can come escort me. Someone has to protect me from the smelly, skanky, one tooth guys in line;) Icky! How long do you think I can go without getting it renewed? I hate that place!

It's a date. I'll pick you up (since i'll still be legally permitted to drive). I'll bring some wine and we'll teach the DMV crowd how it's done..

No matter how much nipple I show when I get pulled over, I still get ticketed. I bet you just flash that smile and are on your merry way.
 
bobsacamano said:
It's a date. I'll pick you up (since i'll still be legally permitted to drive). I'll bring some wine and we'll teach the DMV crowd how it's done..

No matter how much nipple I show when I get pulled over, I still get ticketed. I bet you just flash that smile and are on your merry way.


I'll admit, I get pulled over a fair amount and haven't had a ticket in years;)
btw.....
War Damn Eagle!!!
 
throbingpussy said:
I'll admit, I get pulled over a fair amount and haven't had a ticket in years;)
btw.....
War Damn Eagle!!!

Sadly, I race past a hot as hell lady motorcyle cop about one a week on the way home. I keep tempting her to pull me over. I've allready started the Lit thread in my wee head (...from my rearview her frontview was reason enough to get stopped). someday...

oh and since I always bet against K State and any team of stature...War Eagle!

Let's have a college football kickoff "married and having fun" tailgate party.
 
bobsacamano said:
Sadly, I race past a hot as hell lady motorcyle cop about one a week on the way home. I keep tempting her to pull me over. I've allready started the Lit thread in my wee head (...from my rearview her frontview was reason enough to get stopped). someday...

oh and since I always bet against K State and any team of stature...War Eagle!

Let's have a college football kickoff "married and having fun" tailgate party.

Are you saying that Auburn is not a team of stature?

Tailgate party? Fun! But, bob.........let me bring the BBQ! lol. kiss!
 
Auburn's got plenty o' stature. that's why I picked em to pound K-State.

As for bbq....well, I give up trying to convince you about KC. Open wide. I got a smoked sausage for ya..... :eek:
 
bobsacamano said:
Auburn's got plenty o' stature. that's why I picked em to pound K-State.

As for bbq....well, I give up trying to convince you about KC. Open wide. I got a smoked sausage for ya..... :eek:


Yummy! I love a big piece of meat!
 
I just wanted to stop by and say hello, I do come here and lurk from time to time and take the advice in stride. Heaven knows I am not one to give anyone advice, but thanks for such a wonderful thread to help others out. I myself posted here in the past for the very same reasons I continue to read here, so I know what its like. Take care and thanks again.
 
VaGentleOne said:
I just wanted to stop by and say hello, I do come here and lurk from time to time and take the advice in stride. Heaven knows I am not one to give anyone advice, but thanks for such a wonderful thread to help others out. I myself posted here in the past for the very same reasons I continue to read here, so I know what its like. Take care and thanks again.

I fear what advise he may be taking from this thread.....but he sure is gentle.
 
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