Lord Pmann Wants to Discuss Lactation

[Apisto42]

Is there anything wet that guys won't think about sticking their dick in to?

Raw sewage.

Lava.

Agreed

Period Art

I need more - as in using the flow or using the emotions during a period? Or both?

 

[MedicalMuse]

@Trekka I love these threads. They are delightful in their ability to fluster the good lord.

 

[aussiegeekygal]

I need more - as in using the flow or using the emotions during a period? Or both?

Like attaching a soiled tampon to a ceiling fan and turning it on.

So... Both?

 

[MedicalMuse]

Like attaching a soiled tampon to a ceiling fan and turning it on.

So... Both?

Jackson Pollock tampon art. I dig it.

 

[Lord Pmann]

Raw sewage.

You don’t speak for all of us, motherfucker.

 

[Lord Pmann]

Aaaaaaand, I nearly spit out my coffee.

You do know the story of the “lady” on here who made me period art, right?

 

[Endless_Night]

You do know the story of the “lady” on here who made me period art, right?

Not only have you have spoken of it at length, but it was the subject of an entire thread.

It's the stuff of Lit legends.

Or Lit catastrophes.

Whichever.

 

[Apisto42]

You don’t speak for all of us, motherfucker.

I suppose we all have to make our own (shitty) decisions.

 

[Trekka]

I suppose we all have to make our own (shitty) decisions.

@Apisto42 — this is likely what @Lord Pmann will want to discuss next.

 

[Endless_Night]

@Apisto42 — this is likely what @Lord Pmann will want to discuss next.

 

[Endless_Night]

@Apisto42 — this is likely what @Lord Pmann will want to discuss next.

Not that I'm averse to these clever and imaginative @Lord Pmann trolling threads!!!

But I'm going to need to have updates on the happenings in that thread from afar.

Very afar.

 

[Lord Pmann]

@Apisto42 — this is likely what @Lord Pmann will want to discuss next.

No. He will not.

 

[Apisto42]

@Trekka this looks like go signal from the pmann

I await your new thread with dread and horror.

 

[hotwords229_A]

@Trekka this looks like go signal from the pmann

I await your new thread with dread and horror.

I may skip that one.

 

[Trekka]

yanno? maybe this is as good time for spitballing... what do y'all think @Lord Pmann really does want to discuss next?

 

[Endless_Night]

yanno? maybe this is as good time for spitballing... what do y'all think @Lord Pmann really does want to discuss next?

DDLG.

Pmann Wants to Discuss How to Be a Good Daddy.

 

[RickTango]

yanno? maybe this is as good time for spitballing... what do y'all think @Lord Pmann really does want to discuss next?

I first read that as Snowballing…guess where my mind wanders off to.

 

[Trekka]

I first read that as Snowballing…guess where my mind wanders off to.

snowballing.
that's perfection.

 

[y=mx+b]

Raw sewage.

You speak as though anal sex isn't a thing.

 

[Apisto42]

You speak as though anal sex isn't a thing.

I’ll be honest, having my dick play with shit isn’t that erotic to me. YMMV

 

[Trekka]

You speak as though anal sex isn't a thing.

oh damn.
scintillation alert!

gentlemen, man you thesauri.
ladies, clutch your dicitionaries close to your breast, and hold firm!

the heat in here is about to rise exponentially,
via diction, imagery, and just wait'll he starts messing with... syntax...

 

[y=mx+b]

oh damn.
scintillation alert!

gentlemen, man you thesauri.
ladies, clutch your dicitionaries close to your breast, and hold firm!

the heat in here is about to rise exponentially,
via diction, imagery, and just wait'll he starts messing with... syntax...

Nah.
The work that of which was my post, has been completed. I needn't further participate in this thread.

 

[Trekka]

Nah.
The work that of which was my post, has been completed. I needn't further participate in this thread.

he feigns innocence, i observe.
and drops the mic, i see.
pick it up and run after you, i will, all hungry like the wolf!

 

[Trekka]

he feigns innocence, i observe.
and drops the mic, i see.
pick it up and run after you, i will, all hungry like the wolf!

@Endless_Night - you complete me.

 

[SissyBrandi19]

So there’s been some discussion lately, spilled casually, cried over, that I’ve noticed during my questionable bouts of late-night scrolling. The topic at hand is lactation, specifically, and how it may be one of the most quietly, udderly fascinating kinks grazing about the vast fields of the internet today.

And then I started wondering to myself, “How many perfectly normal looking adults are out there right now, minding their business, completely unaware that the person behind them in line at Anthropologie is thinking, “huh… I wonder if they produce...?”

As my thoughts began to curdle, I asked myself: what is lactation really about?

Is it nurture? Novelty? Nipple-based enthusiasm? A deep-seated need to milk a moment for all it’s worth?

People of Lit, do you ever look at the world and think about how much of it is secretly dairy-adjacent?

Would you be surprised if a partner brought it up gently, like, “Hear me out… just a splash?”

Would you judge someone who’s here for the bonding, the suckling, or the mouth-on-boob approach to comfort?

I’m guessing, at this very moment, at least one nurse, two firemen, and three hundred thousand accountants are looking at lactation porn.

I need to get this off my chest. I must know more.

Let’s discuss…

I think everything comes down to lactation. Everything. It is the alpha and omega - it encompasses the totality of everything we call reality. Yet, I am lactose intolerant. Hey, it is what it is (itself a simultaneously brilliant - yet stupid as fuck - statement).

P.S. You were doing pretty well and then you dropped the proverbial ball - "get this off my chest"? Don't you mean "breast"? Look, I'm not upset, I'm just disappointed. No, really, I'm not...I'm not mad at you. It's okay. Just give me time.