Lord Pmann Wants to Discuss Lactation

[Lord Pmann]

More like the slice-n-spite-eat method.

I have never even contemplated going down on one.

 

[RaineDrops]

I have never even contemplated going down on one.

I’m glad I encouraged this discussion

 

[Endless_Night]

Thank you for clearing that up.

But her solution was to cut the watermelon in half and just go to town that way.

Let the record reflect, I have never defiled any such fruit.

This makes if sound like there's a list of things you have defiled.

 

[Trekka]

I have never even contemplated going down on one.

time to put your thinking cap on! hope it fits your big head!

 

[Lord Pmann]

time to put your thinking cap on! hope it fits your big head!

You and your fucking pmann threads. I do enough to make myself look deviant without your fake pmann threads.

 

[Trekka]

Dammit. Lord Pmann did not start this thread, nor does it have the classic Lord Pmann cleverness that OG Lord Pmann threads have.

Lord Pmann doesn't want to discuss lactation.

People are gonna think I am into lactating horses now.

yes, you can marry me.

 

[Apisto42]

Yes. One is obviously better than the other.




I did start a thread about watermelon fucking. Had you entered said thread, you would have seen that this thread was simply talking about the optimal way to fornicate with a watermelon. It was a discussion between another Lister and me. In my mind, the simple solution is a hole in a watermelon. No fuss. No mess. Self-contained. Put it right back in the fridge. Okay, not the fridge.

But her solution was to cut the watermelon in half and just go to town that way. This seemed so absolutely messy and prehistoric. Classless, really.

Let the record reflect, I have never defiled any such fruit.

I still think a cantaloupe would be the better choice. Just saying.

 

[Endless_Night]

I still think a cantaloupe would be the better choice. Just saying.

Are you proposing this alternative based on reasoning or . . . experience.

 

[Wand3rlust]

Is there anything wet that guys won't think about sticking their dick in to?

 

[Hyacinthus151]

Is there anything wet that guys won't think about sticking their dick in to?

Think vs actually do are wildly different lol

 

[birdy]

So can anyone describe the taste of boob juice?
I want it to be like eggnog, but I assume it’s a little more bitter.

It's not bitter, it can actually be rather sweet. But it also depends on the lactating person's diet.

I induced lactation a few years ago, and this is a kink that I've been into for a long time, though not in the last few years. Finding a compatible partner to share it with isn't easy.

As far as how it feels... Bliss. Total euphoria to be suckled. It's not for everyone, but I embraced it when I was in a space where I had the time to express, pump, and/or share it with another person.

 

[BongoGal]

Like having babies, lactation and breastfeeding were never in the cards for post-teenage me, and I’ve never yearned for any of it. One thing about it all that has always baffled me is how breastfeeding mothers deal with the nipple sucking without being driven nuts. I know that it varies from woman to woman, with some percentage of them finding it just a chore that doesn’t distract them at all. Others find themselves sexually aroused in a decidedly non-sexual situation whenever the baby needs a meal. A friend of mine told me that she had to switch to formula because she was constantly torn between feelings of pleasure and feelings of guilt for feeling that pleasure. I personally don’t know if I’d feel guilt like that, but I have no doubt that aggressive nipple sucking for extended periods would have me struggling to not gasp or moan.

 

[Apisto42]

Like having babies, lactation and breastfeeding were never in the cards for post-teenage me, and I’ve never yearned for any of it. One thing about it all that has always baffled me is how breastfeeding mothers deal with the nipple sucking without being driven nuts. I know that it varies from woman to woman, with some percentage of them finding it just a chore that doesn’t distract them at all. Others find themselves sexually aroused in a decidedly non-sexual situation whenever the baby needs a meal. A friend of mine told me that she had to switch to formula because she was constantly torn between feelings of pleasure and feelings of guilt for feeling that pleasure. I personally don’t know if I’d feel guilt like that, but I have no doubt that aggressive nipple sucking for extended periods would have me struggling to not gasp or moan.

My wife breastfeed our son. She told me it was painful every fucking time. Partly the “let down” and partly the nipple. It took years before she had pleasure from having her nipples sucked during sex.

 

[Wand3rlust]

It can be different for everyone I think.

I used to hate it before I had kids, to the point I worried that I wouldn't be able to handle breastfeeding at all. Actually, breast feeding worked ok, even better with the second.

Then a couple of years after - I bloody love it now.

 

[Apisto42]

It can be different for everyone I think.

I used to hate it before I had kids, to the point I worried that I wouldn't be able to handle breastfeeding at all. Actually, breast feeding worked ok, even better with the second.

Then a couple of years after - I bloody love it now.

Well this is going in the spreadsheet.

 

[aussiegeekygal]

Vacuums

You posted photographic evidence you nonce

 

[Lord Pmann]

You posted photographic evidence you nonce

I did not such thing. Look at you, spreading lies about me. I never posted any such photos.

It was a video.

 

[aussiegeekygal]

I did not such thing. Look at you, spreading lies about me. I never posted any such photos.

It was a video.

In MY thread

 

[Trekka]

In MY thread

Aussie -- listen -- the best way to handle your feelings with the Peemster is to start threads in his name while he's out of pocket. Maybe he has an exploratory expedition to Antarctica coming up. Perrrfect. I wonder what he'll want to discuss then?

 

[hotwords229_A]

Is there anything wet that guys won't think about sticking their dick in to?

Lava.

 

[aussiegeekygal]

Aussie -- listen -- the best way to handle your feelings with the Peemster is to start threads in his name while he's out of pocket. Maybe he has an exploratory expedition to Antarctica coming up. Perrrfect. I wonder what he'll want to discuss then?

Period Art

 

[Endless_Night]

In MY thread

I mean, is there anyone who's not miffed at the Stickman for some heinous transgression?

*tries not to remember the time he tagged me to view an unlinked picture of a prison penis posted in Cock Talk*

Perhaps we should form a club.




Bent on deliciously cold vengeance.

 

[Endless_Night]

Period Art

Aaaaaaand, I nearly spit out my coffee.

 

[Trekka]

I mean, is there anyone who's not miffed at the Stickman for some heinous transgression?

*tries not to remember the time he tagged me to view an unlinked picture of a prison penis posted in Cock Talk*

Perhaps we should form a club.




Bent on deliciously cold vengeance.

he apologizes to me quarterly.

 

[Endless_Night]

he apologizes to me quarterly.

Not enough.