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StarGazer58 said:
I will be doing the same thing I have been doing for the past several weekends and probably the next couple and that is working on the deck. All of the low voltage wiring for the deck lights is done and the other electric wiring is all done so now I can start installing the decking boards. woo hoo. Exciting.

For the guys, I was waiting in line for a coffee and I saw this woman come in and get in line behind me. She was barely over 5', petite, long dark hair and had a smokin body, tight jeans, tight shirt. She was so cute. You know how hard it is to try and be discreet checking out a woman who is behind you? lol. I am sure she knew but I had to take several glances at her. Made me want to be 25 again. :)
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Good luck finishing the deck! Those are the projects that make you feel good to complete.

Nice story. You need a good spy camera on your phone. Lol!
 
StarGazer58 said:
How is everyone's weekend going?
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Mine was good! Nice gathering with friends with awesome food & beer Friday night. Lots of yard / housework Saturday. Wife felt guilty for ditching me all day, so great sex Saturday night. Fun football fun all day Sunday ... and went to bed early because the Sunday night game didn't seem close.

How about you? Finish your deck?
 
My school's on fall break right now but I have class again Wednesday. I went to my first strip club on Monday and it was really great. One of the dancers there took real good care of me and I even bought a semi-private dance in the back room. I think I spent about $100 on that trip, so this will be a very rare splurge for my college kid budget. I don't think I have anything (or anyone) to do today, though.
 
SteampunkSamurai said:
My school's on fall break right now but I have class again Wednesday. I went to my first strip club on Monday and it was really great. One of the dancers there took real good care of me and I even bought a semi-private dance in the back room. I think I spent about $100 on that trip, so this will be a very rare splurge for my college kid budget. I don't think I have anything (or anyone) to do today, though.
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Ahhhhhh ... strip clubs! I remember them fondly. Sure, too much wasted money, but I loved them. Earlier this year, I finally got my wife to agree to go to one with me & my high school friend, who was in town & staying with us for the night. Unfortunately, the place was lame & I fear I will have a hard time getting her to agree to going to another one. Worst thing, nothing "exciting" happened once we all got home. Lol. Oh well! Maybe I need to write some fiction on what I hoped what would happen.
 
SteampunkSamurai said:
My school's on fall break right now but I have class again Wednesday. I went to my first strip club on Monday and it was really great. One of the dancers there took real good care of me and I even bought a semi-private dance in the back room. I think I spent about $100 on that trip, so this will be a very rare splurge for my college kid budget. I don't think I have anything (or anyone) to do today, though.
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I have an interesting story about a strip club. This goes back about 10 years ago and happened down in Myrtle Beach when I went to a club with a bunch of golf buddies. I certainly don't mind strip clubs but sometimes the women get overly aggressive in trying to get a guy to buy a private dance so I usually try to maintain a low profile and just sit back and not throw a bunch of money around. On this particular night none of the dancers had really caught my eye so I had been mostly just drinking beer and talking to my buddies. Then this petite blonde came on stage, great body, pretty face, long hair, just my type so I went up and gave her $5 and then sat back down, not thinking too much of it.

When she finished her time on stage she came around and made a beeline for me which was surprising, never had dancers pay much attention to me before since I don't spend a lot of money. She sat down beside me and something that has never happen to me before at a strip club, we just talked. I could definitely tell she was high, a bit of a glassy look to her eyes but she could still hold a normal conversation.

We must have talked for 45 minutes and I started to feel bad because she was not earning any money, though it was her choice, so I suggested we do a private dance. We go to this back room and she starts to do her lap dance. She is sitting in my lap with her back to me, grinding on my lap, the usual lap dance. I reach around, run my hands up to caress her breasts. I gently work my hands into their softness and then my fingers close over nipples, rolling them in my fingertips. I then start to use my fingers to flick her nipples. I am also kissing the side of her neck and move up towards her ear where I trace the outline of her ear with my tongue. By this time she has stopped grinding, her back is arched, her head titled back a bit towards my lips and tongue and I could feel her deep breathing under my hands. She was actually getting aroused which was surprising.

She then slide around to face me, her legs straddling my thigh and she started to grind her pussy against my thigh. She then leaned in and started to kiss me. I know I should not have but she was too tempting so we started to make out. As we kissed I moved my hand down and slid it palm up between my thigh and her pussy so that I could discreetly rub her clit. The private dance was only suppose to be for one song but we were well past the second song and into the third song when she came.

When she got up I could see I had a big wet spot on the thigh of my jeans. As I was walking back to my seat, all of a sudden my hands started shaking and my heart started racing. I was having trouble catching my breath but I got back to my seat and sat down. I was thinking OMG I was having a heart attack. It took about 5 minutes before I started to feel better and calmed down. It was later that I figured out that I picked up the cocaine she was using when we were kissing and I had a reaction to it. I have never been a drug user so it did not take much to effect me. My buddies still laugh about it from time to time. I cannot remember being in a strip club since then.
 
StarGazer58 said:
I have an interesting story about a strip club. This goes back about 10 years ago and happened down in Myrtle Beach when I went to a club with a bunch of golf buddies. I certainly don't mind strip clubs but sometimes the women get overly aggressive in trying to get a guy to buy a private dance so I usually try to maintain a low profile and just sit back and not throw a bunch of money around. On this particular night none of the dancers had really caught my eye so I had been mostly just drinking beer and talking to my buddies. Then this petite blonde came on stage, great body, pretty face, long hair, just my type so I went up and gave her $5 and then sat back down, not thinking too much of it.

When she finished her time on stage she came around and made a beeline for me which was surprising, never had dancers pay much attention to me before since I don't spend a lot of money. She sat down beside me and something that has never happen to me before at a strip club, we just talked. I could definitely tell she was high, a bit of a glassy look to her eyes but she could still hold a normal conversation.

We must have talked for 45 minutes and I started to feel bad because she was not earning any money, though it was her choice, so I suggested we do a private dance. We go to this back room and she starts to do her lap dance. She is sitting in my lap with her back to me, grinding on my lap, the usual lap dance. I reach around, run my hands up to caress her breasts. I gently work my hands into their softness and then my fingers close over nipples, rolling them in my fingertips. I then start to use my fingers to flick her nipples. I am also kissing the side of her neck and move up towards her ear where I trace the outline of her ear with my tongue. By this time she has stopped grinding, her back is arched, her head titled back a bit towards my lips and tongue and I could feel her deep breathing under my hands. She was actually getting aroused which was surprising.

She then slide around to face me, her legs straddling my thigh and she started to grind her pussy against my thigh. She then leaned in and started to kiss me. I know I should not have but she was too tempting so we started to make out. As we kissed I moved my hand down and slid it palm up between my thigh and her pussy so that I could discreetly rub her clit. The private dance was only suppose to be for one song but we were well past the second song and into the third song when she came.

When she got up I could see I had a big wet spot on the thigh of my jeans. As I was walking back to my seat, all of a sudden my hands started shaking and my heart started racing. I was having trouble catching my breath but I got back to my seat and sat down. I was thinking OMG I was having a heart attack. It took about 5 minutes before I started to feel better and calmed down. It was later that I figured out that I picked up the cocaine she was using when we were kissing and I had a reaction to it. I have never been a drug user so it did not take much to effect me. My buddies still laugh about it from time to time. I cannot remember being in a strip club since then.
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I laughed out lough at the end. I can envision it, I'm having a heart attack
Sorry! Not to laugh at your pain ;) Really good story though.
 
pandaburr said:
I laughed out lough at the end. I can envision it, I'm having a heart attack
Sorry! Not to laugh at your pain ;) Really good story though.
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I laugh about it now and it does make a good story but at the time I was thinking a little foreplay and I am having an heart attack. What the hell. lol.
 
Just giving the thread a bump for the weekend. Hope everyone has a great one. I am going to be up in the Columbia, MD area this evening for a charity dinner but will be available for beer afterwards if anyone is interested and lives in that area.
 
StarGazer58 said:
Just giving the thread a bump for the weekend. Hope everyone has a great one. I am going to be up in the Columbia, MD area this evening for a charity dinner but will be available for beer afterwards if anyone is interested and lives in that area.
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Thanks for bumping!
Enjoy your dinner & I hope you have luck meeting for a drink. Tonight, we are attending a high school football game much further north in the state. I need to smuggle in some bourbon to keep warm.
Have a great weekend everyone!
 
Sounds like your starting the weekend off nicely, StarGazer! As for me, I'm wifeless this weekend -- taking her to the airport tonight -- so contemplating whether I should get into, or stay out of, trouble, LOL!
 
spurtman said:
Sounds like your starting the weekend off nicely, StarGazer! As for me, I'm wifeless this weekend -- taking her to the airport tonight -- so contemplating whether I should get into, or stay out of, trouble, LOL!
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When my wife heads out of town I always go out somewhere, whether by myself or with friends. There use to be a fun dance club in Tysons Corner called Iris I use to go to but they closed up.
 
StarGazer58 said:
When my wife heads out of town I always go out somewhere, whether by myself or with friends. There use to be a fun dance club in Tysons Corner called Iris I use to go to but they closed up.
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Thanks, StarGazer -- I might venture out tomorrow night, after UMD football game . . . . or maybe stay at the tailgates and see what transpires there, LOL!
 
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spurtman said:
Thanks, StarGazer -- I might venture out tomorrow night, after UMD football game . . . . or maybe stay at the tailgates and see what transpires there, LOL!
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While the football was not inspiring, how was the tailgate? I will be at homecoming which will be my first tailgate of the season.
 
StarGazer58 said:
While the football was not inspiring, how was the tailgate? I will be at homecoming which will be my first tailgate of the season.
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Tailgate was good -- friends, contemporaries and a few young hotties -- but I behaved myself! As you said, football was decidedly uninspiring! Terps pretty much botched any chance they could get to six wins and a bowl bid. Oh well -- basketball season is just around the corner, and with a #10 preseason rating, Terps are looking good!
 
spurtman said:
Tailgate was good -- friends, contemporaries and a few young hotties -- but I behaved myself! As you said, football was decidedly uninspiring! Terps pretty much botched any chance they could get to six wins and a bowl bid. Oh well -- basketball season is just around the corner, and with a #10 preseason rating, Terps are looking good!
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Did you talk to any of the young hotties or just admire them from afar?

I was not expecting much from the Football team this year, just hoping that they can field a respectful team in the next few years. I don't think Maryland will ever be a powerhouse in Football but would just be nice if they would stop getting blown out by the big boys like Penn State, maybe even sneak in an occasional win. In basketball they always seem to disappoint, like the season they had Diamond. It would be nice to see them match their preseason rank at the end of the year.

Excited for titty Tuesday. :)
 
StarGazer58 said:
Did you talk to any of the young hotties or just admire them from afar?

I was not expecting much from the Football team this year, just hoping that they can field a respectful team in the next few years. I don't think Maryland will ever be a powerhouse in Football but would just be nice if they would stop getting blown out by the big boys like Penn State, maybe even sneak in an occasional win. In basketball they always seem to disappoint, like the season they had Diamond. It would be nice to see them match their preseason rank at the end of the year.

Excited for titty Tuesday. :)
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StarGazer -- Thanks for the response. Re: young hotties, mostly admired from afar (I have a 20-year-old daughter myself, so I always feel slightly guilty leering at the co-eds . . . ). Football: agree with you. Was hoping for at least tighter games, if not a bunch of victories, after the way they started. Basketball: Nervous about the pre-season ranking -- hope it doesn't jinx us. Turgeon has a lot of talent; here's hoping he can translate that into consistent performances on the floor.
 
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