Maryland is for lovers?

[Elgirldani]

And none went to Western Maryland.

(Former Western Maryland/McDaniel student)

I'm confused. Is that your way of saying Western Maryland students couldn't read, or didn't have good taste?

See below for sarcasm disclaimer

 

[dchockeyman]

I'm confused. Is that your way of saying Western Maryland students couldn't read, or didn't have good taste?

See below for sarcasm disclaimer

We were too busy drinking and shooting lasers at clouds to learn how to read

 

[Elgirldani]

We were too busy drinking and shooting lasers at clouds to learn how to read

Sounds about right for a college in CC, lol.

 

[dchockeyman]

Sounds about right for a college in CC, lol.

Using the term “college” loosely...

 

[Elgirldani]

Using the term “college” loosely...

Their the ones that put it on the damn sign.

 

[dchockeyman]

Their the ones that put it on the damn sign.

You can slap college on anything these days. McDaniel, Hamburger, Electoral.

 

[Elgirldani]

You can slap college on anything these days. McDaniel, Hamburger, Electoral.

True, it's all part of the master plan of brainwashing the masses.

 

[dchockeyman]

True, it's all part of the master plan of brainwashing the masses.

It’s a quick cleanse.

 

[Elgirldani]

It’s a quick cleanse.

Lather, rinse, repeat for shine!

 

[dchockeyman]

Lather, rinse, repeat for shine!

You know what they say about the harder you scrub...

 

[Elgirldani]

You know what they say about the harder you scrub...

I wouldn't know actually. I don't scrub hard. I take a softer, more detailed approach.

 

[dchockeyman]

I wouldn't know actually. I don't scrub hard. I take a softer, more detailed approach.

Oh thank god. I don’t actually know what they say. Softer and more detailed is probably better for overall skin health.

 

[Elgirldani]

Oh thank god. I don’t actually know what they say. Softer and more detailed is probably better for overall skin health.

I have no skin complaints so far, so I'm going to go ahead and agree with you on that.

 

[dchockeyman]

I have no skin complaints so far, so I'm going to go ahead and agree with you on that.

I’m glad we could come to an agreement on this issue. Next up, world peace!

 

[Elgirldani]

I’m glad we could come to an agreement on this issue. Next up, world peace!

Of only everyone solved debates the way we do on Lit, world peace would solve it's self!

 

[dchockeyman]

Of only everyone solved debates the way we do on Lit, world peace would solve it's self!

With photos and friendly discussion? No thanks—I have no desire to see Trump or Pelosi naked.

(Now that I’ve collectively turned everyone off...)

 

[Elgirldani]

With photos and friendly discussion? No thanks—I have no desire to see Trump or Pelosi naked.

(Now that I’ve collectively turned everyone off...)

Eh, I was more thinking with witty banter and self love, but yeah, I'm a little turned off now, so I take it back.

 

[dchockeyman]

Eh, I was more thinking with witty banter and self love, but yeah, I'm a little turned off now, so I take it back.

Self love does reduce stress, and witty banter loosens people up. You’re on to something here...

(I’m enjoying our conversation. Finally, someone whose sarcasm meter may be greater than mine)

 

[Elgirldani]

Self love does reduce stress, and witty banter loosens people up. You’re on to something here...

(I’m enjoying our conversation. Finally, someone whose sarcasm meter may be greater than mine)

The signature doesn't lie.

 

[dchockeyman]

The signature doesn't lie.

The profile editor is broken?

 

[Elgirldani]

The profile editor is broken?

Among other things...

 

[dchockeyman]

Among other things...

I saw glasses, curves and sarcasm and immediately fell in love/stopped reading.

 

[Elgirldani]

I saw glasses, curves and sarcasm and immediately fell in love/stopped reading.

I mean, you should never skip the last chapter. Last minute plot twists are a bitch. And so am I, a little bit.

 

[dchockeyman]

I mean, you should never skip the last chapter. Last minute plot twists are a bitch. And so am I, a little bit.

It’s why I start every book at the end. That may also be the dyslexia.

And you’re not a bitch. Or, at least you seem like a sweet, sassy one.

 

[Elgirldani]

It’s why I start every book at the end. That may also be the dyslexia.

And you’re not a bitch. Or, at least you seem like a sweet, sassy one.

I own my crazy, lol. But my mama did teach me I could catch more flies with honey, so I try to keep it to where you can't tell you've been bitch slapped until I'm long gone.