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SteampunkSamurai said:
I'm brand new and I don't mean to be rude, please let me know if it's not appropriate to ask. What's the age range of the members posting here?

I'm a guy in my mid-20's.
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Hi, welcome to the MD thread :)

As our illustrious (unofficial) leader, StarGazer said, there is probably a wide range of ages represented, even if not everyone posts a lot. Age is only important in real life anyway, and this place doesn’t always reflect real life. Lol (30, btw)
 
spurtman said:
StarGazer -- Don't know where you live, but you should start a hoidy-toidy organic farmer's market -- and you could probably get $25 apiece for your zucchini.

Of course, this being Literotica, your fans here might want to do something with the zucchini other than eat them, LOL!

Agree with your review of Elgirldani's photos: El, you are absolutely gorgeous -- thoughtful and philosophical too, which makes you even hotter, in my book. Count me as (yet) another fan!
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Wrong side of the country for that type of farmers market :p

Thank you Spurtman, I’m always happy to hear that people appreciate my posts as well as the photos :)
 
Elgirldani said:
It is always fun, and I certainly hope they are entertained!

Sorry your zucchini let you down. I’ve never been a huge fan of it though, so I can’t say I’m surprised, lol.

I’m beginning to think you missed the point of my skinny dipping story... :p
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Obviously since I grow it I do like zucchini. I saute it up in some garlic olive oil and then sprinkle Parmesan cheese over it so it makes a good side. I have some green tomatoes coming in so have been thinking of attempting to make fried green tomatoes for the first time.

I took my mom to dinner last night and I ordered a chicken dish and the vegetable was brussel Sprouts. I hate brussel sprouts.

I understood the point of your skinny dipping story in that you wanted everybody else naked but you. lol. But that was then and this is now where your exhibitionist tendencies have seem to have come to the forefront so all of your fans on this thread do want to see more. :D

Hmmm, I think the guys of Maryland need to start a chant...

Take it off
Take it off
Take it off
Take it off
 
StarGazer58 said:
I took my mom to dinner last night and I ordered a chicken dish and the vegetable was brussel Sprouts. I hate brussel sprouts.

Hmmm, I think the guys of Maryland need to start a chant...

Take it off
Take it off
Take it off
Take it off
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Totally with you on brussel sprouts!

As long as this does not constitute online bullying ...
Take it off
Take it off
Please!
 
spurtman said:
StarGazer -- Don't know where you live, but you should start a hoidy-toidy organic farmer's market -- and you could probably get $25 apiece for your zucchini.

Of course, this being Literotica, your fans here might want to do something with the zucchini other than eat them, LOL!

Agree with your review of Elgirldani's photos: El, you are absolutely gorgeous -- thoughtful and philosophical too, which makes you even hotter, in my book. Count me as (yet) another fan!
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I think I would have to live in California to go to a hoidy-toidy organic farmers market. Here in Southern Maryland it is just a bunch of guys spitting chew on the ground and growling take it or leave it. lol. I went to an Amish farmers market last summer and bought some corn and some miniature pies, shoo fly and apple crumb. They were the worse. The corn was moldy when I shucked it and the pies started to mold within a day. I don't think they have refrigeration and I believe if they don't sell something they just bring it back the next week. I have had better experiences at other Amish markets but will never go back to that one.

I also noticed that you volunteered to brush mosquitoes off of Slugger's wife's butt but you have not volunteered to come pick the insects out of my garden. :) Are you implying that her butt is more interesting than my garden? ;)

I am getting old spurtman because I had not thought of other, more interesting uses of zucchini. I am sure I could come to some sort of mutual agreement with some lady of Lit for a more interesting use of my zucchini.

Now back to my chant to El

Take it off
Take it off
Take it off :devil:
 
STOOOOOPPPP! Lol

JK, chant all you like, it’s not going to do any good :p

Besides, there are plenty of examples of me taking it off floating around to scare anyone who wants to see ;)
 
Elgirldani said:
STOOOOOPPPP! Lol

JK, chant all you like, it’s not going to do any good :p

Besides, there are plenty of examples of me taking it off floating around to scare anyone who wants to see ;)
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Apparently I am inept at finding past posts, but I have not seen plenty of examples.

Should we chant something else?
 
SluggerOToole said:
Apparently I am inept at finding past posts, but I have not seen plenty of examples.

Should we chant something else?
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slugger, Check out El's photo thread link she has at the bottom of her signature. Also there is a thread on the Amateur pics that is called Titty Tuesday. That always makes Tuesdays one of my favorite days. lol. El does post some good pics as do many other ladies.
 
StarGazer58 said:
slugger, Check out El's photo thread link she has at the bottom of her signature. Also there is a thread on the Amateur pics that is called Titty Tuesday. That always makes Tuesdays one of my favorite days. lol. El does post some good pics as do many other ladies.
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Thanks! I went through the thread a lot deeper this time. Fantastic pics!!!
 
Agree with Slugger and StarGazer . . . . .

. . . . and I'm going to subscribe to the Titty Tuesday thread! A happy and horny weekend to all!
 
SluggerOToole said:
Apparently I am inept at finding past posts, but I have not seen plenty of examples.

Should we chant something else?
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StarGazer58 said:
slugger, Check out El's photo thread link she has at the bottom of her signature. Also there is a thread on the Amateur pics that is called Titty Tuesday. That always makes Tuesdays one of my favorite days. lol. El does post some good pics as do many other ladies.
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SluggerOToole said:
Thanks! I went through the thread a lot deeper this time. Fantastic pics!!!
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spurtman said:
. . . . and I'm going to subscribe to the Titty Tuesday thread! A happy and horny weekend to all!
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Good job, StarGazer, giving away my secrets! ;)

Slugger, Spurtman, thank you, I’m flattered. :eek: :rose:
 
Good Idea!!

StarGazer58 said:
So are you getting the blow job while you are sitting there picking crabs or does it come afterwards? Interesting thought.
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Slowly eating crabs, while a beauty gives me head under the table
Now that's summer in MD.
 
Hey everyone! I've been absent a while. How has life been treating you all?
Anyone else looking forward to the fall? I can't wait for the cooler weather!
 
Carroll County here

What the fuck going to bed early on a Sunday night what a bunch of pussies
 
Just a friendly reminder to the guys that it is titty Tuesday on the amateur pic thread. Ladies are highly encouraged to post on that thread. :D
 
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