Maryland is for lovers?

Thanks for the reminder! Other than my wife, not much to see down in here in rainy OC today.

Yes, we should continue to lobby the ladies of the Maryland thread to regularly contribute their "assets" to the Titty Tuesday thread . . . would be great to suddenly dominate that thread with Maryland beauties!
 
Yes, we should continue to lobby the ladies of the Maryland thread to regularly contribute their "assets" to the Titty Tuesday thread . . . would be great to suddenly dominate that thread with Maryland beauties!

I love the idea! I will, however, try to continue to refrain from posting my wife on Lit. Lol!
 
New member here from MD. I'm a straight male looking for chat buddies, either m or f, to chat about real experiences of any topic. Hit me up with whatever you want to talk about! Doesn't bother me if we might know each other since we are all here for the same thing! 😉
 
Hey everyone! I've been absent a while. How has life been treating you all?
Anyone else looking forward to the fall? I can't wait for the cooler weather!

Yes, looking forward to fall...very much so! Welcome back!
 
What’s happening MDers? Been a wildly busy week for me, and today I’m taking a much needed break. Heading down to St Michaels for the day, and the having dinner at the Jetty. Happy Friday! :)
 
What’s happening MDers? Been a wildly busy week for me, and today I’m taking a much needed break. Heading down to St Michaels for the day, and the having dinner at the Jetty. Happy Friday! :)

Returned from OC last night. Back to real life today.
Enjoy your day!
 
Hey ALL

Use to live just south of Joppa Rd on Darrich Dr. in the 70, and 80s. Was wondering if that part of the county is good or has it changed like the rest of Balto. Had crabs over the weekend and enjoyed the party for my grand kids. Worked at a bank when I lived there.
 
I'm liking THAT kind of crab feast. Just hope she doesn't get Old Bay on your cock! :rolleyes:

I had not thought of that. lol. Hmmm, wonder if it would make it sting or make it even more tasty? A little butter dribbled on, shake out some old bay so instead of crab eaters might attract some cock eaters. lol.
 
Returned from OC last night. Back to real life today.
Enjoy your day!

See anything interesting on the beach?

I went to the Shawn Mendez concert at Capital One on Tuesday night. Friend got tickets for free to the company suite. Only way to watch a concert in an arena. Could stretch my legs out, easy access to the bathroom with snacks and beers only a few steps away. I knew a couple of his songs but I had no idea who he was until the concert. I am so old. lol. It was 90% 15 year old screaming girls. Saw a few MILFS herding their daughters around the venue. The opening act was Alessia Cara. She asked the audience who was currently experiencing heart break and I think every girl screamed yes. I was thinking really? 16,000 15 year old girls are all experiencing heartbreak right now? I think they were just screaming and not really listening.

I did notice that there are no more singed fingers from bic lighters at concerts since everyone uses the flash on their phones. They gave everyone a wrist band that is controlled by the performers that lights up different colors. Was actually a pretty cool effect in the dark arena.

Nothing else of interest happened this week for me.
 
Yes, we should continue to lobby the ladies of the Maryland thread to regularly contribute their "assets" to the Titty Tuesday thread . . . would be great to suddenly dominate that thread with Maryland beauties!

I think this would be a great thing. Maybe we have the ladies of Maryland just waiting for next Tuesday. :)
 
Use to live just south of Joppa Rd on Darrich Dr. in the 70, and 80s. Was wondering if that part of the county is good or has it changed like the rest of Balto. Had crabs over the weekend and enjoyed the party for my grand kids. Worked at a bank when I lived there.

Welcome needit! I'm afraid I'm not familiar enough with that part of... um, Howard County is it? But there are plenty of other folks on this thread who know greater Baltimore. One of them is sure to weigh in.
 
Hey all! Heading home from St Michaels and thought I’d take a few minutes to check in. It was a fun day, walking around the town and checking out all the little shops. Bought a few little trinkets, and loved seeing all the locally sourced art and jewelry and such. I saw a book about the best places to golf in MD and of course it made me think of you, StarGazer. Had lunch at a place called the Lighthouse. I ordered Chesapeake fries off the appetizer menu and could only finish about half. They were really good though! Later on we had ice cream at JoJo’s cupcakes and ice cream shop. I can recommend the Oriole Chirp flavor(orange sherbet with dark chocolate chips). Dinner was not actually in the town. We came back towards the bridge and ate at the Jetty Dock bar and restaurant. I wasn’t really impressed, I’m sad to say. I had the chicken Chesapeake club sandwich and it was just sort of meh.

Overall it was a much needed break in my extremely stressful week. Now, I just might make it through the weekend at work, lol. Hope everyone had a good day:)
 
See anything interesting on the beach?
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Since we stay north, there are fewer sights to be seen. There were a couple of nice looking "girls" ... I am always thinking that they are too young. The best that I saw was my wife. She actually wore her bikini 2 days on the beach & we managed to check off an item on her bucket list ... sex on the beach (not the drink).
 
Sex on the Beach

Slugger, thanks for sharing, and glad you checked off that item on your bucket list, but do, please, share a few more details . . . . did you sneak out onto the beach at night? Was it the full deed, or did you and the wife lend each other a helping hand (or mouth)? Curious Marylanders (well, at least this one) want to know!
 
Slugger, thanks for sharing, and glad you checked off that item on your bucket list, but do, please, share a few more details . . . . did you sneak out onto the beach at night? Was it the full deed, or did you and the wife lend each other a helping hand (or mouth)? Curious Marylanders (well, at least this one) want to know!

Always a pleasure to share! To be clear, that item was on her bucket list.
I don't want to give too much away, as I am thinking this may be my next story. I knew that this was a bucket list item for her & was hoping for the opportunity. We started in a bar, I challenged her to give me her panties the next time she went to the restroom, I was discreetly handed the panties, we left, headed for the beach, saw no one around, she dropped to her knees to get me fully ready, I laid down, she got on top, we then switched and finished that way. We then made the "uncomfortable" walk back to our place & tried not to get sand everywhere.
 
Always a pleasure to share! To be clear, that item was on her bucket list.
I don't want to give too much away, as I am thinking this may be my next story. I knew that this was a bucket list item for her & was hoping for the opportunity. We started in a bar, I challenged her to give me her panties the next time she went to the restroom, I was discreetly handed the panties, we left, headed for the beach, saw no one around, she dropped to her knees to get me fully ready, I laid down, she got on top, we then switched and finished that way. We then made the "uncomfortable" walk back to our place & tried not to get sand everywhere.

I made the "mistake" (quotes because can consensual sex ever really be a mistake?) of having sex on the beach once. The sand was causing bad issues, so we finished each other off orally. Got caught by a Navy helicopter. No searchlight, but when they are flying down the beach at low altitude, pass you, turn around, fly by you again but slower, you can bet they have night vision on and are enjoying the show! 👍
 
I made the "mistake" (quotes because can consensual sex ever really be a mistake?) of having sex on the beach once. The sand was causing bad issues, so we finished each other off orally. Got caught by a Navy helicopter. No searchlight, but when they are flying down the beach at low altitude, pass you, turn around, fly by you again but slower, you can bet they have night vision on and are enjoying the show! 👍

Lol! That is great! For all of you.
 
Chirp, chirp! I'm still here, and check in at least 1x/daily . . . . but El is correct -- weather and time of year make it more challenging to be witty, provocative or sarcastic -- and ain't nothing happening to me like Slugger's beach story!
 
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