** Maryland **

[BethAnne]

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Lust? I like the sound of that.

Nascar...Isn't that where people make lots of left hand turns?

See what I mean Red???? Isn't he great??? I haven't laughed this much since...*blush* well never mind we'll keep that private!

Kyle you have yet again made me laugh out loud while sitting in front of this computer!!! And to answer your question - yes they make lots of left hand turns *laughing* for tons of money...and lordy are some of the drivers just cute enough to eat with a spoon! (or maybe a tongue!!!) (did I say that!!!)

And if you've never watched a race??? The commercials are so great...I mean really funny! (mostly) (of course I guess we all know I'm easily entertained...no offense Kyle!)

Anyway...tonight's race is at Daytona...it isn't for any points toward the big Cup, but it IS for a big ole pot of money!!! So in some ways it's a little more exciting...

Besides...it's the first race since mid November...and I need the FIX!!!
I could probably go without sex longer than I could go without NASCAR. (well ok...I didn't think you'd believe me...but I thought I'd try throwing that out there anyway!!!)

 

[KyleW]

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See what I mean Red???? Isn't he great??? I haven't laughed this much since...*blush* well never mind we'll keep that private!

Kyle you have yet again made me laugh out loud while sitting in front of this computer!!! And to answer your question - yes they make lots of left hand turns *laughing* for tons of money...and lordy are some of the drivers just cute enough to eat with a spoon! (or maybe a tongue!!!) (did I say that!!!)

And if you've never watched a race??? The commercials are so great...I mean really funny! (mostly) (of course I guess we all know I'm easily entertained...no offense Kyle!)

Anyway...tonight's race is at Daytona...it isn't for any points toward the big Cup, but it IS for a big ole pot of money!!! So in some ways it's a little more exciting...

Besides...it's the first race since mid November...and I need the FIX!!!
I could probably go without sex longer than I could go without NASCAR. (well ok...I didn't think you'd believe me...but I thought I'd try throwing that out there anyway!!!)

Sex or nascar. How about sex on a nascar?

I've seen a race or two. I have a friend who watches it. I don't get the appeal. I can make left turns too.


I'm sure he'll be watching it too. Six pack in hand.

And its good to be easily amused. At least that means you're always laughing.

 

[waverlysgirl]

TONY STEWART

Or any guy that races for Joe Gibbs! I watch a few of the races, BethAnne and they are thrilling. I even enjoy the Indy 500. One of these days I'll tell you my Indy 500 story.

Kyle, some of the drivers do make right turns but they usually end up in trouble when they do that. I like Richard Petty and Dale Jr and Jeff Gordon's pretty fun to watch, too. Hey, maybe we ought to have a lit day at Richmond!

Feisty, glad you recovered from that bottle. I know the feeling. I did the same thing New Year's Eve and felt miserable the next day. Still doing laundry, going to watch some DVDs tonight and grab a cold one. have a wonderful evening, y'all.

WG

 

[BethAnne]

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Sex or nascar. How about sex on a nascar?

I've seen a race or two. I have a friend who watches it. I don't get the appeal. I can make left turns too.


I'm sure he'll be watching it too. Six pack in hand.

And its good to be easily amused. At least that means you're always laughing.

Oh yes Kyle...sex on a NASCAR!!! Hmmm...maybe one of your future pix???

Mmmmm...honey I bet you make great left or right turns...but you probably excell at slower speeds...I wouldn't want you turning on MY body at 200 mph!

I don't actually drink beer...but I'll imbibe at least one of my favorite malt liquours I must confess...hope that's ok...

And you are of course correct about the laughing...something I deserve for reasons we'll leave alone!

 

[BethAnne]

Re: TONY STEWART

Or any guy that races for Joe Gibbs! I watch a few of the races, BethAnne and they are thrilling. I even enjoy the Indy 500. One of these days I'll tell you my Indy 500 story.

Kyle, some of the drivers do make right turns but they usually end up in trouble when they do that. I like Richard Petty and Dale Jr and Jeff Gordon's pretty fun to watch, too. Hey, maybe we ought to have a lit day at Richmond!

Feisty, glad you recovered from that bottle. I know the feeling. I did the same thing New Year's Eve and felt miserable the next day. Still doing laundry, going to watch some DVDs tonight and grab a cold one. have a wonderful evening, y'all.

WG

Oh come now WG...forget the movies and step into the tub and watch the race with me...all the drivers you mentioned are wonderful...although you left out a few that I like...at least you remembered my yummy Jeff Gordon!!! He can turn anyway he wants on me!
And a Lit day at Richmond would be delightful...good idea! It'll probably just be you and I though...which is quite fine with me anyway...
I do so hope to hear your Indy 500 story soon...

 

[KyleW]

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Oh yes Kyle...sex on a NASCAR!!! Hmmm...maybe one of your future pix???

Mmmmm...honey I bet you make great left or right turns...but you probably excell at slower speeds...I wouldn't want you turning on MY body at 200 mph!

I don't actually drink beer...but I'll imbibe at least one of my favorite malt liquours I must confess...hope that's ok...

And you are of course correct about the laughing...something I deserve for reasons we'll leave alone!

I'm not sure how i'm going to pull off a picture of sex on a nascar.... Unless I paint my car really well and fool everyone.

Drink away... I'm drinking myself. This awful movie I'm watching has forced me to drink.


Anyway, back to this awful movie.

 

[waverlysgirl]

I will join you in the tub

BethAnne, at some future date. But here's my Indy 500 story: I was in the Navy, attending broadcasting school (yes, your tax dollars go to making trained killers into DJs and news reporters). Anyway, the Defense Information School (DINFOS) was based in Indianapolis back then (now, it's at lovely Ft. Meade, MD). Anyway, I was going to school there and I was too hung over to get up early in the morning to buy my Indy 500 tickets, so I said, Heck, I'll just watch it on TV. So time went by and it was early spring. I called up one of my old girlfriends and I said, hey, why don't you come down Memorial Day weekend and we'll hang out and watch the Indy 500 on TV. So she said sure. She drove down and we got reacquainted, etc. Sunday afternoon we were sitting in the hotel. I turned on the TV at noon or so to catch the race and Jim Nabors' singing. Hmmm, why is MASH on instead of the race? It's not raining. I flip through all the channels, even though the race is on ABC. It's 12:15, still no race to be found. What in the world is going on? I check the local paper. Blackout restrictions: the Indy 500 is not broadcast in Indianapolis because they want all the local people to attend the race and fill the stands. I was so mad! She laughed at me the rest of the afternoon and I had to laugh about it, too. The weekend wasn't a total loss, as she allowed me to make it up to her. And that's my humiliating story about the Indy 500. I hope you all enjoyed the chuckle. Now, I'm going back to my movie and my Bass.



WG

 

[BethAnne]

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BethAnne, at some future date. But here's my Indy 500 story: I was in the Navy, attending broadcasting school (yes, your tax dollars go to making trained killers into DJs and news reporters). Anyway, the Defense Information School (DINFOS) was based in Indianapolis back then (now, it's at lovely Ft. Meade, MD). Anyway, I was going to school there and I was too hung over to get up early in the morning to buy my Indy 500 tickets, so I said, Heck, I'll just watch it on TV. So time went by and it was early spring. I called up one of my old girlfriends and I said, hey, why don't you come down Memorial Day weekend and we'll hang out and watch the Indy 500 on TV. So she said sure. She drove down and we got reacquainted, etc. Sunday afternoon we were sitting in the hotel. I turned on the TV at noon or so to catch the race and Jim Nabors' singing. Hmmm, why is MASH on instead of the race? It's not raining. I flip through all the channels, even though the race is on ABC. It's 12:15, still no race to be found. What in the world is going on? I check the local paper. Blackout restrictions: the Indy 500 is not broadcast in Indianapolis because they want all the local people to attend the race and fill the stands. I was so mad! She laughed at me the rest of the afternoon and I had to laugh about it, too. The weekend wasn't a total loss, as she allowed me to make it up to her. And that's my humiliating story about the Indy 500. I hope you all enjoyed the chuckle. Now, I'm going back to my movie and my Bass.



WG

Great story WG...thanks for sharing!
The race just started...wahoo!

 

[MaskOfZorro]

I didn't find any race

When was there a race, I might have checked it out... I'm a master at left hand turns, maybe I should try out. Don't the winners get a big trophy, a nice big glass of milk, and most importantly a beautiful model in a swim suit? I know there's some race where you get milk.

Anyway, I spent some time today watching some Elvis movies on AMC. I don't know why but I really like his movies. Elvis was so awesome, he was so slick and the girls melted in his hands.... Elvis really was King.

 

[BethAnne]

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When was there a race, I might have checked it out... I'm a master at left hand turns, maybe I should try out. Don't the winners get a big trophy, a nice big glass of milk, and most importantly a beautiful model in a swim suit? I know there's some race where you get milk.

Anyway, I spent some time today watching some Elvis movies on AMC. I don't know why but I really like his movies. Elvis was so awesome, he was so slick and the girls melted in his hands.... Elvis really was King.

the race isn't over yet...
almost
but not quite
and my beloved Jeff is in the lead at the moment
although there's no guarantee
anyway
hope you enjoyed your day
I'll write more later
and I think I owe you some penance

 

[KyleW]

My horrible movie ended and I'm almost out of beer.

Time to run to the store.


Go jeff! (not that I care, but it will make beth happy)

 

[MaskOfZorro]

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Oh please join us Red...and let me say I first joined Lit on January 11 of this year...and for the most part I've been welcomed openly by many! I hope you've found a home here in Maryland...heaven knows we aren't stuck up...well, except for MoZ, but I'm working on him... ...(a little penance in my future???) *wiggling eyebrows*

Roman is one in a million isn't he??? But don't tell him I said so...it'll just go to that head of his...well...maybe both of them *giggle*

And Red...just wait till you meet Kyle!!! Holy Cow I'm in major lust with him! He's really funny too!

But ummm...hands off Jack...he's mine!

And um...Jonny too for that matter...

Well...umm...I'd kinda like to keep them all for myself now that I think of it...but I'll play nice and share with you...and WG and Princess...well hell...I'll share with everyone...I'm way too nice for my own good ya know!

Hey guys...there's a NASCAR RACE ON TONIGHTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

YIPPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

I'll be preoccupied for the duration of the race (it's the Bud Shoot Out!!!) I think MoZ was going to try to see if he could distract me during a race...good luck dear! But I'll keep the tub open anyway...y'all can have a pile of fun without me around I'm sure...(but try not to have too much fun...you know how I whine when I'm left out!!!!)

ANYWAY

Good to see ya Red...and you never need an invitation...you're always welcome!

You don't have to do pennace Beth Anne, I like the friendly banter Oh and I didn't realize that NASCAR was almost on par with sex for you. It wouldn't be very considerate of me to distract you, I can be a patient man .... You'd be quiet a satisfied women....

 

[MaskOfZorro]

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the race isn't over yet...
almost
but not quite
and my beloved Jeff is in the lead at the moment
although there's no guarantee
anyway
hope you enjoyed your day
I'll write more later
and I think I owe you some penance

Well BethAnne, If you insist ....

 

[BethAnne]

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Well BethAnne, If you insist ....

so sad...Jeff came in second...boo hoo!
I'm in need of consolation...

 

[KyleW]

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so sad...Jeff came in second...boo hoo!
I'm in need of consolation...

I'm sure someone from your harem of men can console you!

I'm off to the store myself. Mmmm beer.

 

[BethAnne]

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I'm sure someone from your harem of men can console you!

I'm off to the store myself. Mmmm beer.

oh...dropped like a hot potato! and in my hour of need too!

 

[KyleW]

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oh...dropped like a hot potato! and in my hour of need too!

Lol, well I haven't left yet, can't find my car keys. Might have to break into my own car.

Zorro seems like he can console you while I'm gone.

Poor Mr Gordon. I feel my heart breaking. No thats just indigestion from the wings i ate.

 

[BethAnne]

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Lol, well I haven't left yet, can't find my car keys. Might have to break into my own car.

Zorro seems like he can console you while I'm gone.

Poor Mr Gordon. I feel my heart breaking. No thats just indigestion from the wings i ate.

Kyle come on over...I've got beer for ya...among other things *wink*

 

[KyleW]

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Kyle come on over...I've got beer for ya...among other things *wink*

I can not find my car keys! I found a case of beer though. Warm. It might have to do. Why hasn't someone invented the opposite of the microwave? Oh the humanity! I can't drink warm beer!

But then if you have beer....What else you got?

 

[BethAnne]

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I can not find my car keys! I found a case of beer though. Warm. It might have to do. Why hasn't someone invented the opposite of the microwave? Oh the humanity! I can't drink warm beer!

But then if you have beer....What else you got?

*wink*...Kyle, hun...I think you know what else I got!
hmm...unfortunately though, I don't have your keys...

 

[KyleW]

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*wink*...Kyle, hun...I think you know what else I got!
hmm...unfortunately though, I don't have your keys...

Crisis averted. Found my keys. They were in my shoes. Now should I go to the store or drive to your place for a night of wild sex? Well since I only have the one option... off to the store. Be back soon.

 

[waverlysgirl]

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Why hasn't someone invented the opposite of the microwave? Oh the humanity! I can't drink warm beer!

But then if you have beer....What else you got?

Kyle, they do have the opposite of the microwave. I don't remember what it's called, but my dad has one. It looks like a small cooler that you plug in. He takes it hunting and fishing with him. I think they sell them at Cabela's online and in the catalog. If you had one, you'd be enjoying cold beer by now. Just stick a few in the freezer for 20 minutes or so. That should chill 'em. Silly boy. "mmmmm, beer." I got mine, and it's cold!

BethAnne, who won the race, if Jeffy came in second? I was watching Signs. It was pretty creepy, but I liked it.

 

[KyleW]

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Kyle, they do have the opposite of the microwave. I don't remember what it's called, but my dad has one. It looks like a small cooler that you plug in. He takes it hunting and fishing with him. I think they sell them at Cabela's online and in the catalog. If you had one, you'd be enjoying cold beer by now. Just stick a few in the freezer for 20 minutes or so. That should chill 'em. Silly boy. "mmmmm, beer." I got mine, and it's cold!

BethAnne, who won the race, if Jeffy came in second? I was watching Signs. It was pretty creepy, but I liked it.

Wow. I need one of those.

Doesn't matter a whole lot, the store is 5 minutes away. And I am restocked

 

[waverlysgirl]

SILLY ME!

I coulda had a V8!

The opposite of a microwave would be something that cooked food very slowly. We have an abundance of those! I'm glad you didn't get stopped by the cops for weaving all over the highway. Did you get anything else besides beer? I buy stupid stuff when I've had a lot to drink and I go to the store unsupervised.

 

[Diamondjim69]

Southern Gentleman looking for one od his Ladies

Excuse me, but it seems one of my most special Ladies has wondered off into Yankee country.... Ya'll seem very interested in fast cars, but last I looked Sweet , sexy and most Ladylike (above the bubbles) Beth's has a tub that is allready had a gentleman in it, and I have not finished..................... with the bath OR the
Lady................................

cum home my sweets