Mature women with big butts

perdita said:
Rem: :kiss: . At this point you're probably white, skinny and young enough. What are you doing this weekend?


Oh, nothing special...prolly go check out a movie Friday evening, play some trivia and cards in the Pyramids league I joined, flit back and forth through various threads in a few different forums...then watch kids and do laundry on Sat while dabbling about Abs' and other places...maybe, if inspired, actually do some writing...(I really should set up a fairly rigid schedule for that sometime, until I get back into the regular flow of words into stories and poems and such)


Why, whacha have in mind? <sly wink><eyes moving slowly down and back up your form, settling in to meet your gaze>
 
Tatelou said:
Really? That's it, shatter my illusions. ;)

Lou

That isn't to say that he doesn't, perhaps, have an obscenely large shlong. I was just wondering how you could see it.
 
Clare Quilty said:
That isn't to say that he doesn't, perhaps, have an obscenely large shlong. I was just wondering how you could see it.

I know he's wearing a cup, no sane boxer would enter a ring without one. That sounds incredibly kinky! Anyway, where was I? Yes, um, in the pic, it looks like he has a protrusion from his shorts resting on the rope. And, it looks pretty damn big to me! :D

Lou :rose:
 
perdita said:
Well, not laundry, trivia games or anything to do with kids. ;)

Well...maybe we should find a time to discuss it further...I can be open to all sorts of things <winkwinknudgenudge>
 
Sorry for the delay in response, but just to Clare-ify. I was not attempting to imply that Lopez INVENTED the booty. I am well aware of the roots of the rump long before the pop culture, however, my point merely was that such full bodied beauties have been a welcome (apologies for yet another bad pun) ass-et with regards to embracing this look/trend in a more universal manner.

5 years ago, you would never walk into a clothing store and see women purchasing (gasp) padded underpants to make their ass look bigger!
 
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Earlier this year, I began noticing that all the store-window mannequins for ladieswear in my neighb (astoria queens) had gigantic bubble rumps. Then I realized that this was wide spread trend. Last time I was paying attenion, dummies were skinny. Wappen???
 
sincerely_helene said:
Sorry for the delay in response, but just to Clare-ify. I was not attempting to imply that Lopez INVENTED the booty....

I didn't mean to imply that you personally hold to that erroneous belief. However, I've heard many people intimate that Ms. Lopez was the first woman in the world to have a round butt. Other people read these messages aside from those who actually post. It is for their benefit that I explicitly stated that she did not.
 
sincerely_helene said:

5 years ago, you would never walk into a clothing store and see women purchasing (gasp) padded underpants to make their ass look bigger!

god damn false advertising
 
sincerely_helene said:
5 years ago, you would never walk into a clothing store and see women purchasing (gasp) padded underpants to make their ass look bigger!
Ha! Have you seen men's underwear ads lately? Talk about false advertising. And it's less critical to falsely advertise an arse than a schlong.

Perdita
 
I would be aghast to learn that a young lady whom I've plied with alcohol all night is wearing a prosthetic butt!! Shades of Hank Hill.
 
perdita said:
That made me spit. :D

Some men would take that as a personal affront. But, I say once it's out of my custody, what the gracious lady who relieved me of it does with it is purely her concern--assuming there isn't a turkey baster involved.
 
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Gawd, Q., between you and Earl my jaws are aching (from grinning, from grinning). P. :eek:
 
Clare Quilty said:
Some men would take that as a personal affront. But, I say once it's out of my custody, what the gracious lady who relieved me of it does with it is purely her concern--assuming there isn't a turkey baster involved.

lol and ewwwwwwww in that order
 
"I would be aghast to learn that a young lady whom I've plied with alcohol all night is wearing a prosthetic butt!! Shades of Hank Hill."

... But you'd still do 'er "in the end", wouldn't ya? :D
 
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