Meeting Huma Clinton

[4est_4est_Gump]

By order of the prophet
We ban that boogie sound
Degenerate the faithful
With that crazy Casbah sound
But the Bedouin they brought out
The electric kettel drum
The local guitar picker
Got his guitar picking thumb
As soon as the Sharia
Had cleared the square
They began to wail



See? No fucking sense of humor what-so-ever...

Why, when Bush was President, everything was funny, even his daughters!

 

[Busybody]

This should be fun.

Get TreyVonned

 

[Busybody]

Holy lack of self-awareness, Batman!

A man who gets all his information from American Thinker accusing others of being "low information".

♫♫ Isn't it ironic... ♫

brought to you by the man who trumpeted

MACCA

RACIST ROCKS

HOMOPHOBIC HAIRCUTS

DOGS ON CAR ROOF


DRESSAGE

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

Get TreyVonned

Do you not mean get Zimmermanned?


After all, he is one of our "white" comedians...

 

[RobDownSouth]

We know Mercury's thinking on the matter.

If Hillary is the nominee, he will vote for Hillary and support her every utterance and thought and defend every action in her past, present or future with factoids from any web source he can google up.

We will learn that Bill Clinton was the second greatest president EVER ( 1.3% better than Obama, but not as good as Roosevelt) and that his greatness was 63.5% due to the influence of Hillary. We will learn that Hillary was the driving force behind 57.2% of the Obamacare law and that without her great tenure as SecState, we'd be in 41.3 wars that are Bush's fault. She stopped the War in Iraq, her diplomacy made the end of Afghan war 82% more possible, she freed Egypt, Syria (29.5%) and Libya from brutal dictators and gave them 62% of democracy. I cannot wait until he locates the proof that she dodged 32.5% of sniper bullets in Kosovo. I want to read about her suffering at Wellesley, being forced to live in 1% multi-occupant dwelling and to eat food prepared by common folk.

^^^Lit's Nutty Perfesser is in "full ascription mode" this morning.

She can never seem to articulate her own beliefs, but by God she has certainly has no trouble ascribin' positions to others.

 

[Ishmael]

If they see it on TV in a movie, then, it is true.

Hollywood would never lie.

Hmmm, as a matter of observation it's as if the Soap Opera craze never did really run it's course, merely shifted focus. Politics has replaced the afternoon TV drama and the actors in these dramas are not judged by what they have done, but merely as to how well they played their role in the ongoing saga's. The 'viewers' of these Soaps go into complete disconnect mode as far as the laws of cause and effect are concerned with respect to the consequences of the actions that the characters engage in on their own little lives. The entire phenomena borders on the surreal.

Ishmael

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

Throb originally thought dressage was to his salad as grey poupon was to his Pacer...

 

[RobDownSouth]

Throb originally thought dressage was to his salad as grey poupon was to his Pacer...

Still MOAR ascription!

What sort of massage (sic) does this send to your "daughter"?

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

Hmmm, as a matter of observation it's as if the Soap Opera craze never did really run it's course, merely shifted focus. Politics has replaced the afternoon TV drama and the actors in these dramas are not judged by what they have done, but merely as to how well they played their role in the ongoing saga's. The 'viewers' of these Soaps go into complete disconnect mode as far as the laws of cause and effect are concerned with respect to the consequences of the actions that the characters engage in on their own little lives. The entire phenomena borders on the surreal.

Ishmael

Politics is what they pay attention to between their celebrity trials.

They do not believe the verdicts, but they do believe the promises and the 'news' represents both as truth.

This is how we know that they are aLIVE...

All that is left is for Speilberg to offer up a phony TV war in order to out the Republicans over their use of phony scandals and other un-American activities designed to take Judge Judy off the air and replace her with the Justice Thomas Racial Traveling Hanging Judgement show where each day a member of a targeted minority voting block is given a high-tech lynching just to remind the meaningless LIVEs of what they are up against and why they have nothing.

 

[Busybody]

http://moonbattery.com/rest-unrest.png



whne you have NOTHING

focus on REAL ISSUES

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

Throb originally thought dressage was to his salad as grey poupon was to his Pacer...

I don't care who you are, dat dere is some powerful funny...



(It's the grain of truth.)

 

[Adre]

Looks like the wingnuts already have Hillary fever. Bring 2016 on!

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

http://moonbattery.com/rest-unrest.png



whne you have NOTHING

focus on REAL ISSUES

...there just happen to be a few rogue protestors getting even for the killing of two thirds of the Trinity, the son (President Obama's portrayal of Treyvon) and the father (Obama thirty years ago) in order to please the important third of the Holy Trinity...

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

Looks like the wingnuts already have Hillary fever. Bring 2016 on!

Don't worry...


It is contagious. Once we know who the Republican _______fill-in-the-blank______ candidate is (because ya'll will find a LOT funny about her [or maybe even him]), even sigh will fall into Hillary's arms, jealous of Huma's closeness and strange addiction...


Nothing that Hillary has ever done will be anywhere near as bad as what _______fill-in-the-blank______ believes in: Back Alley Coat-Hanger Abortions!

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

Remember!



She was named after a famous BEE KEEPER!

AND

Unlike Obama, she will be able to name all 57 states!

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

CORPSE-MAN! (I see fallen heroes redux.)

The project will likely sugarcoat the Whitewater investigation, HillaryCare and TravelGate, but here's betting the following five moments get left on the cutting room floor.

Those Imaginary chats with Eleanor Roosevelt - This one seems like a visual slam dunk, the sight of the First Lady having tea with a former First Lady--in her mind, at least. Imaginary conversations wouldn't help Clinton's image, so these chit-chats will have to go.

The Reset Button - The so-called smartest politician in the world reached out to Russia with a gimmick so silly Carrot Top would hurl it back into his prop trunk. She brought a red "reset" button to her meeting with Russian Foreign Minister Sergei Lavrov as a way to distance herself from past negative vibes. Too bad she didn't bring her English to Russian dictionary along since she bungled the translation. The moment wasn't just embarrassing on the surface. Her button malfunction also signaled how she would undercut our allies in the region.

"Under Sniper Fire" - Clinton tried to burnish her tough gal image with a fictitious story in which she was in danger from sniper fire during a 1996 trip to Bosnia. Clinton repeated the tale several times before admitting her landing reception wasn't quite so deadly.

"What Difference ... Does It Make?" - Clinton's infamous reaction to a line of questioning regarding the death of four Americans in Benghazi is a portrait of clinical indifference, and a quote that would haunt the rest of her political career had a Republican uttered it in that context.

"Vast Right Wing Conspiracy" - Clinton uttered this defense of her philandering husband, President Bill Clinton, as the Monica Lewinksy scandal was finding its legs. She blamed the rumor of her husband's unfaithfulness on his political enemies, the so-called "vast right wing conspiracy" committed to ruining his career. This moment might make the final cut, if only put in the context of Republicans using her husband's infidelities as a weapon against him. As if Democrats would do no such thing.

You cannot make this stuff up...

... or can you?​

 

[Ishmael]

CORPSE-MAN! (I see fallen heroes redux.)



You cannot make this stuff up...

... or can you?​

The frightening part of all of that isn't so much that she made those utterances, but that she may actually believe them to be true. A truly catastrophic disconnect from reality.

Ishmael

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

Getting their stories straight in the aftermath of Exposed Weiner:

http://www.reuters.com/article/2013...729?feedType=RSS&feedName=politicsNews&rpc=22

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

The frightening part of all of that isn't so much that she made those utterances, but that she may actually believe them to be true. A truly catastrophic disconnect from reality.

Ishmael

We see a lot of that sort of thing in the Doom and Gloom thread; they can see the reality, but they still believe Obama (and his stenographers in the media) and not their lying eyes.

 

[RobDownSouth]

Looks like the wingnuts already have Hillary fever. Bring 2016 on!

The Chief had literally mountains of anti-Hillary derp stored up on the computers in his Missouri compound. Like many rabid wingnuts he fully expected her to get the nomination in 2008 (he was so sure he even took the extremely rare step (for him) of going on record to say Democrats would never nominate a negar) and was gobsmacked when Obama beat Hilary.

The Not-Republican Hate Machine never really recovered from Barack Obama's nomination, but they'll finally have their chance in 2016 it seems.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

Now over at the temple
Oh! They really pack 'em in
The in crowd say it's cool
To dig this chanting thing
But as the wind changed direction
And the temple band took five
The crowd caught a whiff
Of that crazy Casbah jive

 

[RobDownSouth]

We see a lot of that sort of thing in the Doom and Gloom thread; they can see the reality, but they still believe Obama (and his stenographers in the media) and not their lying eyes.

The going got tough over in teh Doom 'n Gloom thread, so you did what any self-respectin' Marine would do...tucked tail and skedaddled.

Even YOU couldn't keep up the pretense that things were going horribly wrong in Murica.

 

[Busybody]

We see a lot of that sort of thing in the Doom and Gloom thread; they can see the reality, but they still believe Obama (and his stenographers in the media) and not their lying eyes.

you outa go back

Curry n Robertoe post stats and stories that DONT exist

 

[Tryharder62]

I can't stand that woman. Gives me the heebee geebees. That should be enough to derail her trip to the white house.

 

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

Hillary got her ass whupped in 2008, and I aint betting the farm she'll do as well in 2016. Nobody has any use for an old fugging woman.