Men: ONE hand or TWO?

[coachdb18]

You boys.

Someone should teach a class: Yoga For Pervs.

I might have to sit in on that.

It all starts with trying to sink the floating thingy as toddlers in the tub, and just grows over time LOL

 

[hotwords229]

Honey, I could definitely use a hand!

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

It all starts with trying to sink the floating thingy as toddlers in the tub, and just grows over time LOL

We could invite a guest speaker to talk about watersports!

Honey, I could definitely use a hand!

*whistles, claps*

Like that?

 

[hotwords229]

*whistles, claps*

Like that? [/QUOTE]

As long as your watching me it did!

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

*whistles, claps*

Like that?

As long as your watching me I did![/QUOTE]

I haven't seen a damn thing yet.

 

[The_gladiator]

We could invite a guest speaker to talk about watersports!



*whistles, claps*

Like that?

I need a more hands on approach

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

I need a more hands on approach

Maybe tie it up like a present and leave it on someone's doorstep?

 

[hotwords229]

Poor, sexy Norwaygirl all she wanted to know was how many hands we use to jerk off. Then suddenly Wild Honey shows up and now two guys are on their backs in a yoga contest to see who can suck their own dicks faster!

Sexual equation: Take one hot norwaygirl, a bunch of horny guys, add some wild honey and you're in for a fun night!

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

Poor, sexy Norwaygirl all she wanted to know was how many hands we use to jerk off. Then suddenly Wild Honey shows up and now two guys are on their backs in a yoga contest to see who can suck their own dicks faster!

Sexual equation: Take one hot norwaygirl, a bunch of horny guys, add some wild honey and you're in for a fun night!

Getting a little crowded in here... *sidles nonchalantly toward the door*

 

[The_gladiator]

Maybe tie it up like a present and leave it on someone's doorstep?

your hands? *confused look*

 

[hotwords229]

your hands? *confused look*

If I know Honey (and I think I'm starting to) she means your wiener.

 

[The_gladiator]

If I know Honey (and I think I'm starting to) she means your wiener.

wiener? are we 5 again? lol
alright we were discussing pretending it was a joystick earlier, at least y'all were, so maybe wiener is about the speed we're at tonight lol.

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

your hands? *confused look*

Err, no...

If I know Honey (and I think I'm starting to) she means your wiener.

Give this man a prize!

 

[Spenser41]

I have never done two hands... one is the most for me...

 

[hotwords229]

Can't wait to see what prize I get

 

[hotwords229]

I have never done two hands... one is the most for me...

You have to tickle your balls, dude! Caress your nipples? Abs? Tickle the shaft while rubbing the head? Press on the perineum?

 

[coachdb18]

I have never done two hands... one is the most for me...

It's not even really about how many hands, but that the really arousing spots get attended to properly

 

[The_gladiator]

You have to tickle your balls, dude! Caress your nipples? Abs? Tickle the shaft while rubbing the head? Press on the perineum?

You need to get yourself a girl mate *imitating Jack Sparrow*

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

You have to tickle your balls, dude! Caress your nipples? Abs? Tickle the shaft while rubbing the head? Press on the perineum?

Ack! You're killing me, Smalls.

It's not even really about how many hands, but that the really arousing spots get attended to properly

This. ^

 

[cliteatingman]

We all do it, it's healthy and safe

http://68.media.tumblr.com/60e8c03871df812695db0ddcbee1d069/tumblr_opup2h7x9g1qec51bo1_500.gif

No hands and a woman's throat whenever available

 

[hotwords229]

You need to get yourself a girl mate *imitating Jack Sparrow*

You're telling me! But in the meantime, it's good to practice and try new things

 

[The_gladiator]

Ack! You're killing me, Smalls.



This. ^

lol, 2 hands just helps so you can hit more than one place at a time

 

[The_gladiator]

lol indeed it is good to practice.

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

lol, 2 hands just helps so you can hit more than one place at a time

Perv.

 

[The_gladiator]

Perv.

this surprises you?