Men: ONE hand or TWO?

[hotwords229]

With Honey, you never know!

 

[coachdb18]

With Honey, you never know!

Could be Honey... and chocolate syrup, and whipped cream!

 

[ViciousTease]

Besides, her hands might be busy with someone else

I'll give you a hand, darlin? Or is it two? You didn't answer the question.

 

[jiimmmy]

what a good samaritan lol i need a friend like you

 

[lowphat]

I'll give you a hand, darlin? Or is it two? You didn't answer the question.

Dealer's choice, or is it Texas Hold Em?

 

[Davesmith42]

Rotating hands and does that count as two?

 

[ViciousTease]

Dealer's choice, or is it Texas Hold Em?

*giggling at Texas Hold Em*

Fine, fine. Don't tell me.


Show me.

 

[ChainedUp]

One hand......two hands though to catch it all

 

[hotwords229]

I'd shake your hand and welcome you to the thread, but . . . you know . . .

 

[The_gladiator]

An admission of guilt? Well that's a step in the right direction.

Now about your punishment...

Promises, promises m'lady

 

[hotwords229]

Tonight has been a one-hander, I've bien tyopin wif thee otder

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

lol...

 

[The_gladiator]

this thread still cracks me up

 

[hotwords229]

this thread still cracks me up

I just hope that in a thousand years this thread is the only thing left from our time period and scientists of the future make all of their hypothesis about the people of the early 2,000's based on what they read here.

That would make me smile!

 

[The_gladiator]

I just hope that in a thousand years this thread is the only thing left from our time period and scientists of the future make all of their hypothesis about the people of the early 2,000's based on what they read here.

That would make me smile!

Oh good lord I hope not.

 

[hotwords229]

Oh good lord I hope not.

Oh come on, it would be funny

In the future there could be statues of us!

The only question is: Would the statues be using one hand or two?

 

[coachdb18]

Oh come on, it would be funny

In the future there could be statues of us!

The only question is: Would the statues be using one hand or two?

Imagine that, someone in the future pulling down your statue by the cock LOL

 

[Gregory38]

One... only use two if I want a threesome but lefty needs to be wined and dined for that.

 

[hotoldrguy]

Imagine that, someone in the future pulling down your statue by the cock LOL

would they pull it down with one hand or two? just sayin...

 

[The_gladiator]

would they pull it down with one hand or two? just sayin...

Best post tonight... lmao

 

[hotwords229]

One... only use two if I want a threesome but lefty needs to be wined and dined for that.

So in that situation, does lefty sync with righty or do they do their own things (so to speak)?

I feel like that would take a lot of focus.

 

[Gregory38]

So in that situation, does lefty sync with righty or do they do their own things (so to speak)?

I feel like that would take a lot of focus.

Years of torturous practice... but someone had to do it...

 

[The_gladiator]

So in that situation, does lefty sync with righty or do they do their own things (so to speak)?

I feel like that would take a lot of focus.

So is rubbing your shaft and circling your balls like patting your head and rubbing your stomach at the same time, can you do it?

 

[hotoldrguy]

So is rubbing your shaft and circling your balls like patting your head and rubbing your stomach at the same time, can you do it?

LMAO! I have not tried that on in years

 

[hotwords229]

So is rubbing your shaft and circling your balls like patting your head and rubbing your stomach at the same time, can you do it?

That's easy! But what Greg is talking about--that takes talent!