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There is one other technique to consider and that's no hands.

When I was younger I used to have a pull up bar mounted in my closet door frame and I quickly realized that it created that fun little feeling in the lower regions while hanging off it.

"It makes me feel kinda funny, like when we used to climb the ropes in Gym class."--Garth from Wayne's World.

I would pull myself up to the chin and just hang there, flexing my midsection forward--like I was fucking the air and WHAMO! What a great feeling!

https://68.media.tumblr.com/2476a7736b8aac054e05e33b6e65b99a/tumblr_ov2hhflAC41wyq49so1_500.jpg

(That's not me in the pic--just demonstrating the concept.)
Start by stroking yourself to the near point then jump on the pull up bar and "hang" there. Wrap something around yourself to catch your . . . "accomplishment", and you'll not only have an amazing orgasm, but a pretty decent strengthening exercise too! What's not to like?

I can't believe I forgot about this awesome experience. Try it, then thank me!

*eyes my dusty pull up bar*

Hmmm
 
*sits in the nearest chair* I think we need a demonstration of this...technique. ;)
 
hotwords229 said:
There is one other technique to consider and that's no hands.

When I was younger I used to have a pull up bar mounted in my closet door frame and I quickly realized that it created that fun little feeling in the lower regions while hanging off it.

"It makes me feel kinda funny, like when we used to climb the ropes in Gym class."--Garth from Wayne's World.

I would pull myself up to the chin and just hang there, flexing my midsection forward--like I was fucking the air and WHAMO! What a great feeling!

https://68.media.tumblr.com/2476a7736b8aac054e05e33b6e65b99a/tumblr_ov2hhflAC41wyq49so1_500.jpg

(That's not me in the pic--just demonstrating the concept.)
Start by stroking yourself to the near point then jump on the pull up bar and "hang" there. Wrap something around yourself to catch your . . . "accomplishment", and you'll not only have an amazing orgasm, but a pretty decent strengthening exercise too! What's not to like?

I can't believe I forgot about this awesome experience. Try it, then thank me!

*eyes my dusty pull up bar*

Hmmm
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This worked as a child, but totally not in shape enough for this now, lol wow man.
 
The_gladiator said:
This worked as a child, but totally not in shape enough for this now, lol wow man.
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If there was ever a reason to get into, or stay in shape this is it!

I bet anyone's spouse, girlfriend, guy friend, whatever, would be more than willing to coach you and lend "support"!
 
Daizie said:
:D

I think all the ladies would like that.


Evening Gladiator! :)
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I think the ladies might prefer that pic I posted--I'm not quite in that shape right now. But I'll keep pulling it until, I mean pulling UP until I am, don't worry.
 
The_gladiator said:
Evening, dear.

Lol hotwords the in shape ship sailed a while back haha.
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hotwords229 said:
I think the ladies might prefer that pic I posted--I'm not quite in that shape right now. But I'll keep pulling it until, I mean pulling UP until I am, don't worry.
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Oh please....there's really only one place our eyes would be...I mean...:)

No worries here, you keep pulling it and I'll keep watching. ;)
 
Daizie said:
Oh please....there's really only one place our eyes would be...I mean...:)

No worries here, you keep pulling it and I'll keep watching. ;)
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Just watch from a safe distance, because honestly, sometimes that wrap blows off!:rolleyes:;):cool:
 
hotwords229 said:
Just watch from a safe distance, because honestly, sometimes that wrap blows off!:rolleyes:;):cool:
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Why don't you rig a pull up bar in your bathroom, then? So you could shoot into the tub? That's what I would do, if I was gonna do it, but don't try it with just your everyday curtain rod, bad things do happen to good people.
 
hotwords229 said:
Don't forget your cheeto!

I literally typed that with my feet, as my hands are, well . . .
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Either you're auto correct on your phone is fiercely synced with your mind or your feet do dexterously accurate. I don't think my pinky toe could hit the dot dot dot consecutively. It might look more like ".//".:D

Anyhow, on with it you handyman!
 
L0tus said:
Either you're auto correct on your phone is fiercely synced with your mind or your feet do dexterously accurate. I don't think my pinky toe could hit the dot dot dot consecutively. It might look more like ".//".:D

Anyhow, on with it you handyman!
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If you're impressed with my feet, you should see what I can do with other parts of my body (not a dick reference;))
 
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