Mine doesn’t always work….

[Homburg]

$89.00 for 6 little blue pills!!!!!!

Holy Hard-On Batman!

That hurts my head. Badly.

Motherfucker had better last four hours if you pay that much.

 

[Shankara20]

....

I think any mature male who decides to use any of the three or more brands available deserves a standing ovation!!!


My question Shank is, ummm what do you do for 4 hours...just keep pumping away?
Should I ask you these things in private? ...chuckles

Viagra is the blue one - and a standing ovation was not the only "standing" going on.

Unless there is a problem ("seek medical attention if it lasts more then 4 hours" sorta stuff) erections show up with there is some sexual excitement present as soon as 20 min after taking the pill. Take a pill, hang out for 20 -/+ min, add something that is sexual exciting "up it comes" - nothing sexual happening = nothing getting up. The stimulation does not need to be direct penis contact, I got up while I was stroking my partners body with no direct contact coming my way.

Once the sexual stimulus goes away, so does the erection. If the dog jumps in the bed and breaks the mood, everything can take a downturn. If orgasm is reached, all can go soft right away.

I have found that for me Viagra can help with getting up as long as 24 hours, but the first 2 hours are the most direct - it does not take much turn-on to get things up and running - very up and running right after taking the little blue pill.

Reaching orgasm is a totally other story. To just keep pumping away makes everyone cranky...


I'm fine with these questions here, but private PM's are ok if you would rather.

 

[baristagirl]

I've been with a man who never could predict what was going to happen with his cock. No matter how much he wanted to be involved with sex, not matter how hot, bothered, and blue-balled he was, sometimes it just wouldn't get hard or he couldn't cum. I guess this sort of thing is normal, even if it is a huge embarrassment for the guy at the time... they may have just not found out that it is normal yet.

 

[Shankara20]

I've been with a man who never could predict what was going to happen with his cock. No matter how much he wanted to be involved with sex, not matter how hot, bothered, and blue-balled he was, sometimes it just wouldn't get hard or he couldn't cum. I guess this sort of thing is normal, even if it is a huge embarrassment for the guy at the time... they may have just not found out that it is normal yet.

Those damn things between our legs have a will and disposition all their own. I have often been in the same place as your man-friend.

*sigh*

 

[Shankara20]

That hurts my head. Badly.

Motherfucker had better last four hours if you pay that much.

well - my insurance will pay part of that - but only for 6 pills a month!

 

[bhg08054]

well - my insurance will pay part of that - but only for 6 pills a month!

I would love to have been "a fly on the wall" in the conference room when all the insurance execs got together to decide exactly how many a month would be "just right".....

 

[Homburg]

I would love to have been "a fly on the wall" in the conference room when all the insurance execs got together to decide exactly how many a month would be "just right".....

"Okay, Dave, how often do you get it in a month? Right, three times. Fred? Four times? Janet? Three. George? Once? Poor bastard. Ed? You lying dog. Average is three. That's good enough, right? What? Ed, I don't care about your mistress or your boyfriend, you freak. Okay, okay! It was a joke. Alright, six it is. Let's get martinis."

 

[cati]

well - my insurance will pay part of that - but only for 6 pills a month!

Claps hands gets all giddy and stuff...

Once a week with a couple of freebies is ok I guess.... aghast... yet understands.
Your insurance only covers six tabs or does the Doc only perscribe 6 per month??

You answered my questions, thanks awfully.

 

[Shankara20]

Your insurance only covers six tabs or does the Doc only perscribe 6 per month??

Doc will give more it wanted - but wants to make sure insurance will not pitch a fit for the what it will cover. I can get a refill without asking insurance.

 

[Sexualinnocent]

Insurance bites.

 

[cati]

Insurance bites.
Yeah it sure does ! Especially if you don't have it and live in the US, which I don't.. not yet.

But you know what sucks in all of this? I'm only talking about mature men with erectile dysfunction. On one hand, it's great to be able to get it up and have it stay up. But now the poor dears haven't got the physical stamina to go with. Their knees hurt, shoulders ache, they get charlie horses, they throw their backs out.. the list goes on.
Still, I would have no problem accommodating by playing nurse maid.
(Gets out her anal thermometer hopes that his prostrate loves a good tickle *winkin')

 

[Shankara20]

But you know what sucks in all of this? I'm only talking about mature men with erectile dysfunction. On one hand, it's great to be able to get it up and have it stay up. But now the poor dears haven't got the physical stamina to go with. Their knees hurt, shoulders ache, they get charlie horses, they throw their backs out.. the list goes on.
Still, I would have no problem accommodating by playing nurse maid.
(Gets out her anal thermometer hopes that his prostrate loves a good tickle *winkin')

It sure sucks to be all huffy and puffy out of breath and exhausted and still not reached climax

But it also gives the opportunity to discover new aspects of sensation in lovemaking that does not require cum.

ps - I don't remember about the desires of my prostrate - please check it out for me, nurse.

 

[Homburg]

It sure sucks to be all huffy and puffy out of breath and exhausted and still not reached climax

Shanks, do some research on kettlebell swings. It's an exercise movement designed to be done in high repetitions with moderate weight. While the best choice of weight for the movement is a kettlebell, you can do it with a much less expensive solid dumbbell of the sort you can pick up at Walmart.

The kettlebell swing is basically a weighted, rhythmic pelvic thrust. Doing swings on a regular basis (daily or every other day) for a few minutes at a time (increasing the time as you go on) is both great for your back and hips, and a perfect way to increase both your stamina and your, ahem, vigor.

Exercise may suck, but it is exercise for sex. PM me if you want links.

 

[Shankara20]

Shanks, do some research on kettlebell swings. It's an exercise movement designed to be done in high repetitions with moderate weight. While the best choice of weight for the movement is a kettlebell, you can do it with a much less expensive solid dumbbell of the sort you can pick up at Walmart.

The kettlebell swing is basically a weighted, rhythmic pelvic thrust. Doing swings on a regular basis (daily or every other day) for a few minutes at a time (increasing the time as you go on) is both great for your back and hips, and a perfect way to increase both your stamina and your, ahem, vigor.

Exercise may suck, but it is exercise for sex. PM me if you want links.

First I must drop my attachment to the W.C. Fields model "when ever I feel the urge to exercise I lay down till the urge passes"

I may have seen material about this before - in the early '90 I used Tao male sexual practices to get past a problem with premature ejaculation. Thanks to the reminder.

I have just ordered two books about Taoists sex practices, one for female the other for male. My GF has had a long time medical issue return that makes penetration and some oral sex painful for the several days following. This, along with my erection issues has complicated and dampened our sexual experiences - but we are working to find other was to enjoy some sort of sexuality together.

*sigh*

I'll PM you about the links. Thanks

 

[Homburg]

I've been hearing about taosit sexual practices for a while now. While PE is not a problem for me, I've heard that it could possibly help anyway. Could you possibly post a review of those books once you've read them?

 

[cati]

Chuckles.... in all honesty Shank it's all good.!



Just as my Gynecologist said... after age 50 it's all down hill.... (although he was talking about himself)
and so what, the old practices may be a little straining, but there's so much more to look forward to....right?

Bummer about your GF Shank. I guess we "all" have our "things"...sigh.

 

[Shankara20]

Could you possibly post a review of those books once you've read them?

yes I will

 

[Shankara20]

Chuckles.... in all honesty Shank it's all good.!

reminds me of the old "there is no such thing as "bad sex" some is just better then others"

 

[cati]

grinz...exatry

 

[midwestyankee]

Doc will give more it wanted - but wants to make sure insurance will not pitch a fit for the what it will cover. I can get a refill without asking insurance.

You can also split the little rascals in half and get every bit as much effect from each half pill as from the complete ones.

 

[satindesire]

You can also split the little rascals in half and get every bit as much effect from each half pill as from the complete ones.

He's right you know.

I know from experience. My ex was 17 years my senior. He needed it sometimes.

 

[Shankara20]

You can also split the little rascals in half and get every bit as much effect from each half pill as from the complete ones.

oooooh great idea - think of the $$$ I'll save

report to follow - someday

 

[Shankara20]

He's right you know.

I know from experience. My ex was 17 years my senior. He needed it sometimes.

thanks - so you don't think I'll be let down?


hee hee
get it?

let down
*snicker*



ok ok - sorry

 

[midwestyankee]

My favorite comment from a Viagra user was this: "It made me harder than Chinese arithmetic." Now I have no clue about the inherent difficulties of mathematics in Beijing, but I do know that when you can stand around the bathroom serving as an auxiliary towel holder for a couple hours at a time, it becomes eminently clear that the little blue pill works damn well.

And, by the way, Cialis is also blue.

 

[Shankara20]

And, by the way, Cialis is also blue.

I have a sample pack of the 20mg Cialis - I have yet to give them a test-run

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