Mine doesn’t always work….

[Homburg]

You can jack my thread any day baby. especially because your evil.

Yes, but you want me to jack your threads. Shanks wants actual content.

 

[Shankara20]

See, Shanks, I'm not always a horrible, evil thread-jacker.

Info from Taoist sexual exercises are welcome here as far as I'm concerned. Around 1991 I developed a problem with premature ejaculation and Taoist exercises developed for seamen retention proved to be the solution that finely worked for me.

Thank you for your concern.

Now, about wenchie............

 

[Homburg]

Info from Taoist sexual exercises are welcome here as far as I'm concerned. Around 1991 I developed a problem with premature ejaculation and Taoist exercises developed for seamen retention proved to be the solution that finely worked for me.

Thank you for your concern.

Now, about wenchie............

Now I'm convinced you're messing with me

 

[Shankara20]

Now I'm convinced you're messing with me

which part -
seamen retention
or
wenchie?

 

[unpredictablebijou]

Info from Taoist sexual exercises are welcome here as far as I'm concerned. Around 1991 I developed a problem with premature ejaculation and Taoist exercises developed for seamen retention proved to be the solution that finely worked for me.

Thank you for your concern.

Now, about wenchie............

Okay, then, long as it isn't too much of a threadjack...

I have known men who felt differently about any number of issues with their sexual patterns after reading that book. Some of them would say those techniques really fixed a lot of aspects, both physical and emotional.

It's partly about not seeing something as a "problem" but as simply a thing that is happening. The head (the big one) is so much a part of sexuality, but particularly in those "involuntary" functions like erection.

The cock is wise, as well as beautiful. He sometimes makes choices that overrule the lower self. He has his reasons. He can be dialogued with, but does not respond well to vilification. Does any of us, really? I often find myself begging people to speak to their own body-animals at least as kindly as they would speak to a stray dog. It's amazing the way we treat our own animals sometimes, and after all they do for us!

I'm not clear on the exact details, Shankara, but it sounds like you're having a lovely time of late, and so I offer congratulations.

bijou

 

[Homburg]

which part -
seamen retention
or
wenchie?

On thread-jacking!

Semen retention does not confuse me. It is my constant companion. If anything, I'd be happy to be less retentive sometimes. We've discussed that already though.

And there is no confusion about wenchie at all. :caning:

 

[Shankara20]

It's partly about not seeing something as a "problem" but as simply a thing that is happening....

I agree in the abstract - I have not always been successful in application, especially when starting out with a new lover

I'm not clear on the exact details, Shankara, but it sounds like you're having a lovely time of late, and so I offer congratulations.

bijou

see my statement above

I am starting a new lover relationship, the first after about 5 years of solo action. I (we) are approaching that as an adventure and I have chosen to share parts of the sexual "adventure" here in this thread because it has taken over a month to reach a point that I would reach in 5 minutes 40 years ago.

 

[Shankara20]

On thread-jacking!

Semen retention does not confuse me. It is my constant companion. If anything, I'd be happy to be less retentive sometimes. We've discussed that already though.

And there is no confusion about wenchie at all. :caning:

_o_


thanks -
we do seem in the wide area of "getting things to work" with this conversation - and I have chosen to be rather arbitrary of late.

 

[Homburg]

_o_


thanks -
we do seem in the wide area of "getting things to work" with this conversation - and I have chosen to be rather arbitrary of late.

Is the degree of arbitrary relative to your degree of happy lately?

 

[Shankara20]

Is the degree of arbitrary relative to your degree of happy lately?

aaaaa
errrrrrr

could beeeeeee

 

[the captians wench]

And there is no confusion about wenchie at all. :caning:

Am I being naughty. *bats eyes*

 

[Homburg]

aaaaa
errrrrrr

could beeeeeee

Well, then, here's to increased arbitrariness

----

Am I being naughty. *bats eyes*

Silly question. You are always naughty. It's like breathing for you. Naughty girl!

 

[the captians wench]

Well, then, here's to increased arbitrariness

----



Silly question. You are always naughty. It's like breathing for you. Naughty girl!

*giggles*

and giggle, don't forget the giggles

 

[Shankara20]

.

I'm singing in the rain
Just singing in the rain
What a glorious feelin'
I'm happy again
I'm laughing at clouds
So dark up above
The sun's in my heart
And I'm ready for love
Let the stormy clouds chase
Everyone from the place
Come on with the rain
I've a smile on my face
I walk down the lane
With a happy refrain
Just singin',
Singin' in the rain

Dancin' in the rain
Dee-ah dee-ah dee-ah
Dee-ah dee-ah dee-ah
I'm happy again!
I'm singin'
and
dancin' in the rain!​

ps - cockrings do make a difference !!!!!

 

[unpredictablebijou]

wOOt!

yes. they do. *knowing grin*

bijou

 

[Guest]

There once was a man from Stambul
Who soliloquized thus to his tool:
"You took all my wealth,
And you ruined my health,
and now you won't pee, you old fool!"

OK, I'm chiming in late here, and maybe this has already been covered, but--

What's all the hubbub, folks? Where's it written that cocks are ALWAYS supposed to stand to attention under whatever circumstances? If I didn't know better I'd think that everyone had been reading that fiction stuff on Literotica!

After all, the female equivalent of impotence is failure to lubricate, and that certainly happens often enough, in all kinds of relationships.

And, based my own experience, ALL the parts don't work as well as they did when we were younger.

Less angst, more joy, please!

 

[Xantu]

I appreciate all the wonderful posts. It helps me understand a little better what has been going on at my house for years and years.

It has been hard to learn how to accept a performance without a grand finale without somehow taking it personally, but after an hour or so I am more than willing to accept what ever he has to say... brains leaking out ears, mumbling yes dear...

Homburg your humor put exactly the right light on the topic. Thank you so much.

 

[Homburg]

I appreciate all the wonderful posts. It helps me understand a little better what has been going on at my house for years and years.

It has been hard to learn how to accept a performance without a grand finale without somehow taking it personally, but after an hour or so I am more than willing to accept what ever he has to say... brains leaking out ears, mumbling yes dear...

Homburg your humor put exactly the right light on the topic. Thank you so much.

You're welcome, Xantu.

 

[Shankara20]

In about an hour I'm going in for my yearly physical including testing my cholesterol and my PSA levels. This year I'm going to discuss getting a colonoscopy and I have a wart I want removed and that darn little hemroid is being a nuisance again - ho hum.

But I am also going to discuss trying something for ED - erectile dysfunction and how it might interact with situational retarded ejaculation. Trying to have a fulfilling sex life with my girlfriend has become an adventure. Combining my, "look it's UP lets go! - oh not-so-much-now sorry" with her "honeymoon cystitis" that leaves her with bladder pain several hours after sex and a good dose of persistent barking dog makes for a great way to spend several hours on a Sunday morning trying to accomplish something - bur often leading to once again "oh well, lets try again next weekend".

She is working with her MD's on the cystitis. I am talking to my MD today. Still considering the "pee on the dog" suggestions.

Story to be continued....

Feel free to share

 

[Shankara20]

*sounds of Shank going off to purchase some Pfizer stock.....*



ps - the little blue pills does indeed work as advertised

it does not make it squirt but it does keep it up

more field testing to follow

 

[intothewoods]

I'm sorry I didn't see your earlier post before, but I'm glad you got the little blue pill. I don't know why it didn't occur to me before, but I suddenly remembered that I was friendly for a while with a Top who is older and had trouble performing in his first relationship post-marriage. Different person and situation, but similar issues to you, I think. He told me, as soon as he got his confidence back with a few uses of the pill, he was good to go. Almost as if seeing the thing work on command rewires your brain to go, oh, yes, mine works. See, it works. And then it just does all of a sudden. Hope that made sense. Have fun!

 

[midwestyankee]

*sounds of Shank going off to purchase some Pfizer stock.....*



ps - the little blue pills does indeed work as advertised

it does not make it squirt but it does keep it up

more field testing to follow

Now, I hope that you'll answer this candidly: to what extent was your decision to try the little blue pill influenced by the ubiquitous disclaimer about seeking medical attention if you experience an erection lasting more than four hours?

I'll go on record to say that it definitely caught my attention the first time I heard the disclaimer. Even though it's not part of the "marketing" copy of these ads, I'm sure that this disclaimer provides a lot of the pull.

 

[HottieMama]

This thread has been wonderfully helpful.

Celexa has "killed" a very dear friend's ability to "finish" from most sexual activities. I've got some tips and tricks now that just may help!!!

Glad the "little blue pill" is helping Shank.

 

[Shankara20]

Glad the "little blue pill" is helping Shank.

$89.00 for 6 little blue pills!!!!!!

Holy Hard-On Batman!

 

[cati]

Im so glad I popped in to find this thread.
I've been wondering about that little blue pill (are all brands blue?) Geesus and wow $89.00 bucks for 6? They had better be worth it. I mean I think they are worth it, he might say it's a waste of good money *s. I think any mature male who decides to use any of the three or more brands available deserves a standing ovation!!!

grumbles and mumbles..something so darned important and they have the nerve to charge big bucks....What is it with the USA and the pharmaceutical companies anyway?

My question Shank is, ummm what do you do for 4 hours...just keep pumping away?
Should I ask you these things in private? ...chuckles

To NomdePlume: I need to ask, is male impotence the equivalent of a female's lack of natural lube? I can't believe that... cite your sources please. There are all sorts of issues involved such as being turned on and ready to go, but if it is male/female hormones you want to compare then maybe. Similarly with men it's not "always" an age thing, meaning they could be going through some sort of emotional or labidonal (my word own creation) crisis. Women of course can lube up if they seem a bit dry, whereas men can't in quite the same way. Hormones of course do play a good part in creating all the mess.